Pig: Yes, I have read it. What's so funny?

In a Chinese class, the teacher asked us to make a couplet. He made a couplet: "Looking at the present era, students need to make progress." A classmate was right, but was ordered to write an 800-word review. He is right: "Look at the world now, teachers should not be shameless and dirty." .......

One day, the devil took the princess away. The princess has been screaming.

Devil: You can scream loudly, and no one will come to save you.

Princess: Broken throat! Throat is broken!

Nobody: Princess, I'm coming to save you!

Devil: Speak of the devil.

Cao Cao: Devil, what do you want me to do?

Devil: Wow, I saw a ghost!

Ghost: Shit! I was discovered.

Shit: Nonsense, who found me?

Nonsense: no one found you.

Nobody: I didn't?

Devil: Oh, my God!

God: Who called me?

Who: Nobody invited you to play.

Nobody: I didn't? Pretend to be a grandson.

Grandson: Who will impersonate me again?

Who: Me again? Are you looking for trouble?

Trouble: who wants to see me?

Which one: looking for you? I didn't. Oh, there are so many people here.

Many people: I just arrived ... who are you?

Which one: I'm not who.

Who: He's not me.

Princess: Is everyone here to save me?

Everyone: I'm not here to save you, I'm here to watch the fun.

Lively: What do I have to see?

God: It's none of my business. Let's go first.

Devil: You answer a question before you go. Why do so many people save the princess? How can I play this demon king?

Go on: if you don't do it, what shall I do?

Princess: If no one plays the devil, I can go.

Nobody: If I play the devil, how can I let you go?

How come: I won't let the princess go, I want to watch the excitement.

Lively: What are you looking at me for?

What: You want that me? !

How dare you: I didn't?

Me: What's it to me?

Demon: Shit, I'm going crazy!

Crazy: What do you want me to do?

You want me to: I know nothing!

I know nothing: I don't know!

I don't know: here I am! Did anyone call me?

Someone: I didn't call you!

I didn't: Who called him?

Who: Wrong ... I didn't.

I didn't: I didn't mean to wronged you.

You: I dare you.

I dare you: who says I dare not! ?

Who: Please, I didn't say anything.

I have nothing: what do you want me to say?

I'm nothing: you ... aren't you my long-lost brother?

Who: Shit, I have to get out of this troublesome place.

Long-lost brother: Shit, with such a long name, people will call you.

True or false: So this is my territory.

I am nothing: stop arguing, we are talking.

Leave us alone: I won't talk.

I didn't: I didn't speak.

I don't want anything: = = Let's talk outside.

I'm sorry.

I have nothing: it's none of your business! Let's go (the two brothers went out in anger)

It's none of your business: whoops ... Why did you kick me out?

Why: I didn't kick you out. Be good, don't cry.

I didn't: Oh, what did you do to me?

What can I do for you? What, did someone call me?

Someone: Who wants to call you?

Who: I really have to go.

Go: I'm really embarrassed ...

("Who" fell to the ground)

It's none of your business: aren't you my cousin?

What should I do? Cousin, long time no see.

Devil: Damn ... this is an engagement party.