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1 "master, why do you always say amitabha?" "benefactor, I think it's too vulgar for a monk to express his emotions with hehe. Amitabha. " (@ 丫丫丫丫丫丫丫丫)

There is a classmate in primary school. In art class, he only took out a poor 7-color marker, and under the gaze of a group of 48-color and 72-color students, he completed a masterpiece similar to The Riverside Scene at Qingming Festival. When we were persuaded to lend him advanced equipment, he was silent for a moment and said simply, "I can't control so many colors ..."

A college classmate, female, 175, has long hair over the waist and often looks pale because of hypoglycemia. At ten o'clock in the summer evening, the lights are going out. She just washed her hair and dried it, and went downstairs to buy snacks in her white pajamas. Originally, this dress scared the boss. As a result, she didn't want to give her four one-dollar coins when she changed them, so she had to let others change them into paper money! The boss is about to cry. Fortunately, I also went downstairs, and the boss was obviously relieved after greeting. The boss said that when you were in college, paper money was paper money, so what paper money were you looking for? ! !

There is a girl in our dormitory whose voice is louder than Lin Chi-ling's.

One day, my mobile phone rang. When I saw it was 10086, it must have been a lot of verbosity, so she picked up my mobile phone and said something in her charming voice that shocked the whole dormitory. ......

Roommate: "Hello, this is 10086. What can I do for you? "

10086:"......"

The roommate repeated, "Hello, this is 10086. What can I do for you? "

10086 (Khan, I guess I checked the number to make sure I dialed the right number): "Hello, this is10086 ..."

Roommate interrupted: "Handsome guy is really annoying, how to talk like a prostitute, hahaha."