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Group P Story Counting the top ten cowardly emperors in ancient times, I'm afraid the green on his head can't be washed away!

The eternal affair of Jiangshan, the turbid wine in a pot of jokes. Even if the emperor is in a high position and reigns in the world, there will be countless romantic stories for future generations to ponder and become the laughing stock of ordinary people after dinner. Now let's follow the footsteps of history, go back to those magnificent times, and visit the top ten cowardly emperors in China history together.

1. Qin Zhuang Wang Xiang Zi Chu

When Zi Chu, the king of Qin Zhuang Xiang, was still a hostage in Zhao Zuo, Lv Buwei gave pregnant Xu Huixin to Zi Chu as a rare treasure, and Xu Huixin's son was the winner. Later, Zi Chu succeeded to the throne, with Xu Huixin and Ying Zheng as princes and Lv Buwei as prime minister. Shortly after the death of Zi Chu, King of Zhuangxiang, Ying Zheng was still young. Xu Huixin is the Queen Mother, and Xu Huixin and Lv Buwei rekindle their old love. Later, Lv Buwei was afraid that he would commit adultery, so he sent the mashed poison to the palace. As a eunuch, he had an affair with Xu Huixin and gave birth to two illegitimate children. The cuckold in Qinzhuang Township is as big as a cloak.

2. Li Yu, Queen of Southern Tang Dynasty

Like most emperors who died in history, Li Yu had a beautiful woman named Zhou Xiao. After Li Yu became a senior prisoner of the new regime in Kaifeng, Song Taizong took advantage of every festival, and the official's wife greeted him in the palace. Even more exaggerated, Song Taizong also ordered people to sketch on the spot and drew a picture of Xiao Zhou after Xiling was lucky. History records: "After a small week, every few days, I will cry and scold the latter, smell it and avoid it." Li Yu wore a green hat and was scolded by his beloved wife. His anger and humiliation can be imagined.

3. Gao Zhan, Wu Chengdi in the Northern Qi Dynasty.

Inheriting the throne, his wife Hu was appointed as the queen. Gao Zhan raped his sister-in-law Li Zue and often lived in Zhao Xin Palace. Hu Huanghou can't stand the loneliness in the palace, and associates with Gao Zhan's cronies, followers and Shikai. Knowing this, Gao Zhan not only didn't blame him, but also intended to help them. When Hu Huanghou said she wanted to learn from others, Gao Zhan ordered him to teach her. Hu Huanghou molested Cui Zhenshi and Cui Zhenshi, while Gao Zhan turned a blind eye to drinking for fun. Later, when the Northern Qi Dynasty perished, the Hu family became even more rampant. Gao Zhan's green hat is at home.

4. Wendi Sui Wendi

Emperor Wendi of Sui Dynasty was a good emperor, even a connecting link in the history of China. He sent troops south, wiped out the Chen dynasty that split the south, unified China, and ended the 300-year-long division since the end of the Western Jin Dynasty. Unfortunately, when he was seriously ill, he knew that his son Yang Guang had molested his favorite wife, Mrs Ronghua, and died of anger. The first thing Yang Guang did after he succeeded to the throne was to make old A Zi a tortoise, and then raped another mother, Mrs Xuanhua.

5. Emperor Yang Guang of Sui Dynasty

Yang Di, Emperor of Sui Dynasty, and posthumous title are the comments of historians in Tang Dynasty. The ancient "Burial Law" said that "it is good to be far away, and it is good to abuse the people." Yang Guang made his father and brother wear a big green hat, but his wife Xiao Huanghou became Yu Wenhuaji's concubine, Dou Jiande's favorite concubine, the princess of two generations of Turkic Wang Fan, and finally became Zhao Rong in the harem of Emperor Taizong of Li Shimin. Yang guang has been formally cuckolded five times, which is the retribution for killing his father and brother.

6. Emperor Taizong Li Shimin

Although Li Shimin is a monarch, it is undeniable that he is not wearing a green hat. Wu Shi, a gifted scholar he loved in his later years, had an affair with his son before he died and beat him into a turtle. In fact, the famous saying in history that "dirty Tang Dynasty stinks Han Dynasty" doesn't just mean that the royal family of Han and Tang Dynasties smelled a lot of filth, because the atmosphere of those two dynasties was a very open era, and the marriage of Li Shimin's sister-in-law and Li Zhi's "concubine" did not violate the mainstream morality at that time. In fact, ministers won't care if Li Shimin and his son don't want their sister-in-law to be the queen.

7. Li Zhi, Tang Gaozong

Li Zhi is a coward. He made his father and his brother-in-law cuckold first, and he also did odd jobs with his mother and daughter. He is so shameless. Zhu saw him thinking in succession, and his description was haggard and he lost his memory. If you don't believe me, you will often cry. Open the box and check the pomegranate skirt. His retribution is also the biggest. Yang Guang can't be cuckolded as many times as he is, but it's all heroes or emperors who make Yang Guang cuckolded, and his wife Wu Zetian has been fooling around with many men all her life. In short, the cuckold husband on Li Zhi's head will not fade for thousands of years.

8. Tang Zhongzong Li Xian

Li Xian's wife Wei Ruyun is more cuckolded than Wu Zetian. After all, Wu Zetian was widely praised after Li Zhi's death, but in the brothel under the emperor's husband's nose, from such important officials as Wu Sansi, Zong Chuke and Ma to the palace physician, cook and even spared her daughter's husband. But Li Xianming knew that she was not angry at all, even after Wei fell in love with him.

9. Emperor Xuanzong of Tang Dynasty Li Longji

Li Longji can be regarded as a legendary emperor. The prosperity of Kaiyuan created a golden age. The Tianbao Rebellion turned the peaceful world from prosperity to decline. His love with Yang Yuhuan "We hope to fly in heaven, and two birds will grow together on the earth with one wing and two branches of a tree." Created an eternal love myth. Tang Huangming, the famous minister who started the prosperous era of Kaiyuan, was also a chaos beast. He robbed his son's concubine Yang. He cuckolded his son, but in fact he cuckolded himself. It is said that Yang Guifei colluded with An Lushan and accidentally bathed with "adopted son" An Lushan.

10 Huang Qing Taiji

Not much to say, this cuckold husband is still pretty. After all, myself, my brother Dourgen and his concubine Xiao Zhuang are outstanding. Xiao Zhuang's aunt is Dourgen's sister-in-law. After Xiao Zhuang married Huang Taiji, they became uncles and sisters. Finally, the empress dowager got married, and they were husband and wife. After the death of Empress Dowager Cixi, it seems that Xiao Zhuang and Dourgen had an affair for some time, so Dourgen didn't rebel. I think it's because of sourdrang dowager Dayuer.