Jokes, humorous jokes, short humorous jokes, high emotional intelligence

1, "Can you do me a favor?" "Busy with what?" "Help! Love me quickly! "

2. "There is only one flaw in your perfection." What shortcomings? "weak me"

3. "Hey, I feel that I have been insomnia recently." "What's the matter?" "Open your eyes and close your eyes.

4. "When was the last time you kissed?" "You lean down and whisper to you." "Then she pricked up her ears and you kissed her on the cheek.

5. "I have two quilts." "Is it because the weather is too cold?" "No, spoil you for a lifetime, love you for a lifetime.

6. "I didn't learn anything." "What is this?" "I won't leave you"

Humorous jokes have high emotional intelligence.

7. If you are reading this article, you just like me. If you want to deny it, why are you still watching it?

8. "Let me tell you a story." "Well," "There was a time when I loved you and a time when I didn't love you." Who is left? ""I love you ""I love you, too.

9. "I think I am a very selfish person." "Why do you say that?" "Because I like you alone and don't give other girls any chance.

10, "Let's exchange gifts" "All right" "All right, from now on, you are mine and I am yours.

1 1, "I have a crush on someone." "Then she must be very beautiful." "That you are too narcissistic.

12, "I think you should put it on Taobao." "Why?" "Because you are my baby.

Jokes, humorous jokes, short sentences

13, "I must have eaten too much salt." "Why?" Because I always have nothing to do except miss you! "

14, "I know I'm not perfect." "So I will try my best to give it to you.

15, "I know three people like you." "Who is it?" Me, me.

16, when I couldn't sleep, I was counting sheep when suddenly a lamb jumped out of the flock and said to me, "Please note that you counted me once.

17, "What are you doing?" "Can you stop asking me what I'm doing?" "Why?" "Because I miss you all the time.

18, "Guess where my heart is?" "Left" "No, on your side.

Humorous jokes are very short.

19, "Mom, I love you, and vice versa?" "Do you love me?" "yes.

20. "Do you know what kind of uniform I like?" "I don't know." "I like being conquered by you.

2 1, "Little Sister, I have a toothache at the sight of you." "Why?" "Because you look cute.

22. Don't believe men's lies. I totally agree. It seems that I don't like you.

23. "I used to be a person with a wide range of interests, but now I only have one interest." "What hobbies?" "I only love you.

24. "I'm lost, whoosh." "This is the way you should know best." "What is the way to your heart?"