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Tell the object a story and put it to sleep (General 14)

Stories are generally closely related to the production and life of primitive humans. Primitive humans are eager to understand nature, so they imagine that everything in the world has life and will like people based on themselves. The following is what I compiled (general 14 articles) to tell stories to make people fall asleep. I hope it can be provided for your reference.

Tell the object a story and put him to sleep 1 Once upon a time there were three bulls in the forest. They are brothers. They are all big, but they are not very clever. A lion came and all the animals escaped, but the bull was still standing. They stood shoulder to shoulder. When the lion roared, they roared together, and the three cows roared together. The lion probably couldn't beat three bulls, so he turned and left.

However, it remembered this shame, and since that day, it has been trying to deal with these three bulls. Finally, it finally thought of a way. So, it ran to the other side of the mountain. It made an attractive suggestion to one of the bulls: "Why do you want to share the green grass in the mountain with the other two bulls?" You should take your cousin to work with the farmers, so that you can enjoy the tender grass alone. "

"Gee, that sounds like a good idea." The stupid bull accepted such advice.

So, when the farmer came to catch the cow, the cow didn't inform its companion, and the farmer caught a cow. The next day, when the farmer came to catch the cow again, the cow didn't inform its companion again. Now, this mountain full of fragrant green grass belongs to only one person, and it dances happily. Now, it feels like this mountain.

Finally, when the forest lion appeared, it waved to the lion in a friendly way. But in the end it realized that it had betrayed two cousins. Although the mountain belongs to itself, it has also become food for lions.

Tell the object a story and put it to sleep. The duckling told a very funny joke, which made everyone laugh, except the rabbit.

The duckling is a little unhappy. It said, "Little Rabbit, is my joke funny?"

Little Nutbrown hare quickly waved his hand and said, "No, no, no, your jokes are very funny!" " "

The duckling obviously doesn't believe it: "Then why don't you laugh?"

The little rabbit said painfully, "Alas!" Because my smile is gone! "

"ah? Is your smile gone? " The little animal asked in surprise. Little rabbit nodded his head.

"That must be found quickly, otherwise it will go further and further!" Said the little frog.

"Yes and yes! Let's help it find it! " Everyone said.

So the little turtle climbed into the pond, the bird flew into the clouds and the little vole got into the ground. They searched and searched and searched.

After a while, only the little hen not far away shouted, "Come on, everyone! I found the little rabbit's smile! "

Everyone heard the sound and came to the little hen one after another. They looked up. Little rabbit's smile is swinging on the vine of a big tree!

The sparrow suddenly grabbed the rabbit's smile and gave it back to him. Now, the little rabbit's smile is finally back. It grinned and smiled happily.

Tell the object a story and put him to sleep. There is such a strange combination in the big forest, a bird and a bear. They are very good friends, birds of singing in the trees. Sometimes the bear sits under the tree and enjoys it quietly, and sometimes he sleeps in the hole below.

Winter is coming, birds are moving and bears are hibernating. They agreed to meet under this tree next spring. But when he came back the next year, the bird saw the big tree crying on the stump, and there was no bear. The bird asked him anxiously, "Bear, where is our tree?" The bear said sadly, "The big tree was cut down by the lumberjack." The bird comforted him and said, "As long as the roots are still there, the tree will sprout and grow up."

The two of them really found a small bud on the edge of the stump, but without a big tree, where can birds sing? Bell came up with a good idea. He stood on the stump and pretended to be a big tree. The bird flew to the tree and sang a song. The bird is singing, and the bear laughs and swings with the song.

The bird and the bear invited many friends and held a concert together in the big forest. The bear giggled and the birds circled Xiong Fei, singing and dancing together. Very lively.

Winter is coming again, and the bird wants to say goodbye to the bear again. They agreed to meet in the same place the next year. The next spring, when the bird came back, he was very happy to see the bear standing with a small sapling. Birds can go to singing in the trees again, and they live a happy life again.

Tell the object a story and put it to sleep. Spring is coming. A small snail is crawling on the grass, carrying a big shell and sticking out a pair of tentacles to find food.

A mouse saw it and asked him, "Are you going to travel with a big bag on your back?" The little snail said, "Don't you know? I am carrying home! " The little mouse felt very strange. "Your home? Where is that window? " "My house doesn't need windows!" The snail crawled away as he spoke.

The little snail crawled and crawled. A little ant asked it, "Do you go on holiday with a big bag on your back?" The little snail patiently explained, "this is not a bag, this is my home!" " Ants also feel strange: "Then where is your chimney?" "The snail crawled and said," I don't need a chimney at home! " "

The little snail crawled forward slowly, and a little grasshopper jumped out of the grass and asked him, "You must be the postman!" " Is there any letter for me in the bag on your back? "

The snail replied, "I'm not a postman, and it's not a big bag." I'm carrying home! " The grasshopper is also curious: "Is your home?" Do you have any furniture at home? "

At this moment, it suddenly began to rain, and all the animals ran around looking for shelter. Only the little snail took his time and slowly shrank back into his shell. This is a comfortable home. Although there are no windows, chimneys and furniture, it can shelter snails from the wind and rain.

Tell the object a story and put him to sleep. On the grass, there is a lovely lamb skipping to catch Hu Die. The wolf was very happy when he saw it.

He thought, "Hey, you can have a good meal tomorrow!" " "

As soon as the wolf thought of this, he heard "ouch!" At first glance, it turned out that the lamb accidentally tripped over a big stone and fell to the ground. The wolf snickered, "Ha ha! It's really no trouble to get it! "

The lamb saw the wolf and said, "Uncle Wolf, my leg is hurt. Can you take me home? "

The wolf said, "What? Why should I send you home? "

Lamb said, "I have a lot of food at home. If you take me home, my parents will definitely thank you for these delicious dishes. "

The wolf rolled his eyes and thought, "I'll take you home, so you can eat your parents all the way?" Catch one and get two free, this business is cost-effective! "So he picked up the lamb and went home.

When they arrived at the lamb's home, their parents were surprised to see that the lamb was sent back by the wolf. In order to thank the wolf, their parents took out a lot of delicious food. Father and mother sheep said, "You are really a good wolf."

The wolf was so surprised that no one ever praised him! This feeling is really good!

From then on, the wolf stopped doing good deeds, and it really became a good wolf!

Tell the object a story and put it to sleep. On a hot summer day, four little ants found half a watermelon. The flesh of watermelon is red, the seeds are black and the skin is green, which looks fresh. The ants were hot and thirsty, and they all jumped for joy.

They climbed up to eat. An ant was so thirsty that he got into a watermelon like a drill and ate it. Another ant stood up and said, "It's delicious. Let's take it home to eat! " Everyone nodded again and again.

They pushed and pushed, but they just couldn't push. An ant had to stride back and let everyone push the watermelon together. Everyone came to push the watermelon, but they still couldn't push it. The little ants brought another long branch and tried to pry the watermelon up, but the branch was squashed and the watermelon lay motionless on the ground.

At this time, a small ant who claimed to be a "smart ant" among ants said to the queen ant, "We can move it down piece by piece, and then let the powerful ants bring the watermelon back." The queen ant nodded and began. Some ants climbed onto the watermelon, moved it down piece by piece, and then powerful ants brought it back. Finally, they moved all the small watermelons back, and they didn't have to worry about having no food anymore.

Tell a story to the object and put her to sleep. Spring is coming. Princess Swan flew back to the north from the south. She brought many gifts to her friends. It gave a lipstick to the deer, a flowered straw hat to the magpie and a beautiful flowered shirt to the hedgehog. Hedgehog is so happy that no one has ever given him such a beautiful gift!

It can't wait to put on a flowered shirt and run to the river to take pictures. "ah! How handsome! Just like a big star. " The hedgehog ran and jumped happily on the grass and rolled a few times.

In the evening, the little hedgehog is going to sleep. He took off his flowered shirt and found it was full of big holes. "oh! Who broke my new dress? " The hedgehog cried angrily. Flower magpie passed by the door, covering her mouth and laughing: "You broke it yourself, who else can blame!" " At this moment, the hedgehog suddenly realized that he was covered with sharp thorns and pierced his new clothes. He was so distressed that he found a needle and thread to sew up the big holes one by one, and then put the new clothes in the cupboard. Hedgehog can't bear to wear it any more.

In a blink of an eye, autumn has arrived, and the weather is getting colder every day. Hedgehog is a little cold, but he still can't bear to put on that flowered shirt. A rabbit passed by the door, shivering with cold, and his lips were purple with cold. Hedgehog hurriedly took out the patched flowered shirt from the cupboard and said shyly, "This is a new dress. I only wore it once. It's so cold, I'll give it to you! " Little rabbit thanked little hedgehog deeply and put on a flowered shirt. Although he is covered with patches, the little rabbit is still warm in his heart.

Tell the object a story and put him to sleep. Once upon a time, there was a man who kept a sheep pen.

One morning, the man went out to herd sheep, only to find that one sheep was missing. He checked a sheepfold and found a hole in it. He guessed that the wolf got in from the hole last night and took the sheep away.

The neighbor advised him, "Fill this hole. Since the sheep was lost, make up for the defect and don't let the same thing happen again. "

The man didn't listen to the advice and said, "Since the sheep has been lost, what's the use of mending this hole?"

The neighbor added, "But there are still many sheep in your sheepfold. Since one sheep has been lost, we must try our best to protect the others. "

The man still stubbornly sticks to his ideas.

The next morning, he went out to feed the sheep again and found that one sheep was missing. It turned out that the wolf got in from the hole and took the sheep away.

The man deeply regretted not accepting his neighbor's advice. So, he immediately began to fill the pit and repair the sheepfold firmly. Since then, his sheep have never been led.

Story enlightenment:

When we make a mistake, we must find the problem in time, then correct the mistake, learn from the experience and avoid making the same mistake again.

Tell the object a story and put him to sleep. Snails at the foot of the mountain are growing vegetables. He heard a purring sound. As soon as he turned around, he was hit with an "ouch".

The snail on the mountain heard this and said hello: "Hello, I live on the mountain!" " "

"Wow, you are really something to live in such a high place." The snail at the foot of the mountain said enviously, "I wanted to see that mountain since I was a child, but my grandmother told me,' Stop dreaming, we are just snails, and we can't climb so far and so high." "

"yes." The snail on the mountain said happily, "My grandparents died soon after climbing the mountain, but they were very happy, and we were very happy to live there after we were born."

"I really want to see the mountains." The snail below said sadly. "Ok, let's climb up together." The snail on the mountain said happily.

"No, I don't want to climb the mountain to death." The snail at the foot of the mountain looked at his beautiful house and neat vegetable fields and whispered, "Don't take any risks, just live here with me."

"No, I must go back to the mountain." The snail on the mountain said firmly.

"Give it up!" Said the snail at the foot of the mountain.

"no!" Snails on the mountain stared at Ran Ran's balloon rising into the sky. He struggled to catch the rope of the balloon.

The snail at the foot of the mountain stared at the snail on the mountain, let out a long sigh and bowed his head in shame.

Tell a story to the subject and put him to sleep 10 1960 His doctor once did a famous experiment in a school in California.

At the beginning of the new semester, the doctor asked the headmaster to call three teachers into the office and said to them, "According to your past teaching performance, you are the best teachers in our school. So we specially selected the brightest students in the whole school 100 to form three classes for you to teach. These students have higher IQ than other children. I hope you can make them achieve better results. " All three teachers are happy to say that they will try their best.

The headmaster also told them to treat these children as usual and not to let the children or their parents know that they were specially selected. The teachers all agreed.

A year later, the students in these three classes really ranked in the forefront of the whole school district.

At this time, the headmaster told the teacher the truth: these students are not the best students deliberately selected, but the most ordinary students randomly selected.

Teachers didn't expect this. They all think their teaching level is really high.

At this time, the headmaster told them another truth, that is, they are not the best teachers specially selected by the whole school, but just ordinary teachers randomly selected.

Feeling: There is no genius in the world. The so-called genius is to discover one's inner potential by one's own efforts, thus changing one's destiny. Those non-geniuses just hide their potential.

Tell the object a story and put him to sleep 1 1 A father took his son to visit Van Gogh's former residence. After seeing the small wooden bed and worn leather shoes, the son asked his father, "Isn't Van Gogh a millionaire?" The father replied, "Van Gogh is a poor man. He didn't even marry his wife."

Another year passed, and the father took his son to Denmark to visit his former residence. The son asked doubtfully, "Dad, don't you live in the palace?" Why was he in this attic before he died? The father replied, "It's the son of a shoemaker. He lives here." "

This father is a sailor. He travels to and from ports in the Atlantic Ocean every year. His son, Ayrton Prague, was the first black journalist in the world to win the Pulitzer Prize.

Twenty years later, Ito Prague recalled his childhood and said, "At that time, our family was poor or black, and both parents lived by selling coolies. For a long time, I always thought that it was impossible for humble blacks like us to achieve anything. It was my father who made me know Van Gogh and Andersen, and it was my father who made me realize that blacks were not humble. The experiences of these two people let me know that God does not look down on blacks. "

Feeling: The rich are not necessarily great, and the poor are not necessarily humble. God is fair, he spreads opportunities to everyone, and even humble people have opportunities. Inferiority is the nail of the soul. If you don't pull it out, it will always torture people.

Tell the object a story and put him to sleep 12. A lecturer is giving a class to the students. Everyone is listening carefully. A deep voice came from the silent classroom: "How much do you think this glass of water weighs?" Say, the lecturer picked up a glass of water. Some people say 200 grams, others say 300 grams. "Yes, only two hundred grams. So, how long can you hold this glass of water in your hand? " The lecturer asked again. Many people laughed: only 200 grams. How long will it take?

The lecturer didn't laugh, and then he said, "Take a minute, you must feel no problem;" After taking it for an hour, you may feel sore hands; Take a day off? How about a week? Then you may have to call an ambulance. " Everyone laughed again, but this time it was an approving smile.

The lecturer continued: "In fact, this glass of water is very light, but the longer you hold it, the heavier it will feel." . It's like putting pressure on your body No matter whether the pressure is heavy or not, you will feel more and more heavy and unbearable after a long time. What we must do is to put down this glass of water and take a rest before picking it up. Only in this way can we hold it longer. Therefore, we should put down the pressure at the right time, have a good rest, and then pick it up again, so that we can bear it for a longer time. "

Say that finish, applause rang out in the classroom.

Feeling: With the progress of society, people are getting busier and busier. Then, the burden becomes heavier and heavier. Might as well put down the burden at an appropriate time, relax, adjust the state and then pick it up again.

Tell her a story and put her to sleep 13 A little girl lives in a small mountain village on the other side of the world. The little girl hasn't seen her father for over a year. Where the hell is dad? It will be the little girl's second birthday in three days. Will dad go home and reunite with her at that time?

The little girl didn't know, so she ran to ask her mother. Mother lit a stick of incense at home, put it in a humble shrine, and said with a straight face, "The fairy will save dad ..."

The little girl learned from her mother's appearance, knelt down in front of the humble shrine, made three serious obeisances, raised her little face and asked, "Mom, will the fairy really save her father?"

Mother walked away without saying a word. Mom is completely stupid. She knows nothing but burning incense at home every day.

"... will the gods really save dad? "The little girl looked at the picture of her father and her in the corner for a while and walked out of the room with her head down. The little girl climbed the steep hillside carefully along a narrow path behind the village. The hillside is covered with lush litchi trees, cassava trees and plum trees. The little girl walked quietly between these fruit trees and wild flowers and weeds.

Walking, walking, I don't know how long it took, but the little girl finally stopped. Her body was cut everywhere by thorns of all sizes, but she didn't feel any pain at all. Her mind is full of dad!

Tell a story to the object and put him to sleep 14 piglet took the exam 100. Mother was very happy to give the pig a bunch of bananas. The little pig rushed out of the house and ran to the street to eat bananas, with bananas in his hand and bananas in his mouth. It tastes great! While eating, it threw banana peel everywhere, throwing it all over the floor, like a daffodil showing its face in the middle of the road, which was very beautiful.

At this time, Uncle Elephant came out of the lawn and saw everything in front of him. He said seriously, "Piggy, please don't litter." Put the garbage in the trash can and let the cleaning aunt handle it. If someone steps on it, he will fall. " As he spoke, he rolled up the banana peel with his nose. The pig thinks the elephant is right, so he picks up the banana peel on the ground with the elephant.

After a while, the little panda ran quickly from a distance. The little pig asked him, "Where are you going?" "I'm leaving ..." Before I finished, I accidentally stepped on a watermelon skin and fell down. The pig quickly picked up the panda and patted the soil on it. The panda says, "Thank you." Piglet said, "Never mind, this is what I should do." Little pig thought: littering is really harmful. You Zhu threw the watermelon skin into the trash can and ran home happily.

This is the pig that corrects mistakes. Do you like it?