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About typo composition

In life, jokes and even misunderstandings are often caused by typos. The following is a typo composition I compiled for you for your reference. Welcome to read!

Chapter 1: With the development of society, our living standard is getting higher and higher, but our Chinese character level has not improved because of the affluence of life, but has become backward.

Walking in the street, you will find many typos in the signboards that look neat. For example, the "furniture" in a furniture store is written as "furniture"; The stall selling tea eggs wrote "egg" as "Dan"; And the parking lot, actually wrote "stop" as "hmm" ...

In addition to the typo on the signboard, some advertisers deliberately write typos in order to attract people's attention. For example, the advertisement of washing machine changed "a good wife and a good mother" to "a good wife and a good mother", and the advertisement of Internet cafe changed "wholeheartedly love" to "wholeheartedly love", which was really a headache. These advertisements with typos often make primary school students write typos.

People often make jokes because of too many typos. A man named Mingming invited his friend home. In the morning, they went shopping. At noon, they were all hungry, so they went to a restaurant to eat. As they were walking, they suddenly saw a sign in a restaurant saying "Discount". Yao Ming is a very stingy person. He thought, I can find a discount restaurant. Then they went in. I didn't expect the food served by the waiter to be sour and moldy. Obviously, I went to talk to my boss about it. The boss said, "Our restaurant has been demolished. We didn't know there would be guests coming to dinner. " Do you think this is funny, but after laughing, will you sigh and sigh for our Chinese character culture?

China's Chinese character culture can best reflect the quality of our China people. Therefore, we must learn Chinese characters well, write Chinese characters well and carry forward the Chinese character culture in China.

Chapter 2: typo Today, I was walking in the street. The green trees on both sides of the road dance with the wind, beautiful birds are singing and laughing on the branches, and colorful butterflies are leisurely collecting honey. They are very comfortable together. However, a conspicuous typo appeared in front of my eyes-sweeping the horse (yard) was a surprise!

This really makes me feel bad. How dare they make such a low-level mistake. In a rage, I crossed my legs and rushed to the store to find the owner, frowning and saying, "How can there be typos in your advertisements?" We primary school students all know that writing typos is a very low-level mistake. If others saw it, wouldn't it be a joke that you have no culture? "The manager is a little angry, but still can't help but go out and have a look. This is exactly what I said. So I quickly asked someone to change the words back, thanking me. At that time, my heart was sweeter than eating honey Later, I found more typos: ordering goods (strike) was a surprise, the whole factory (field) snapped up, and the whole factory (field) was half price ... I saw stars and felt uncomfortable all over. I think these shopkeepers are so irresponsible, which makes me angry and my head is on fire.

Then I went home, gathered my friends and gave the order: I must eliminate the typos. Later friends rushed to the front like knights and typed the wrong words. Soon, there were few "enemies" left. Seeing the disappearance of the typo, my friends and I all laughed. How pure, beautiful and true we laughed. ...

Later, I went home for dinner and told my parents what happened today. They stroked my head and praised me. I showed a happy smile.

Chapter three: typo, this kind of' harmful' typo will happen to adults and children. I'll tell you a story and you'll burst into laughter. I wonder if you wrote it wrong.

The story begins: A classmate named Xiaogang especially likes to write typos, which inadvertently makes him the bravest person.

That day, Xiaogang was playing football happily on the grass. Xiaohong ran out of the classroom quickly, holding a roll of paper in his hand, and mysteriously said to Xiaogang, "Do you know? Now everyone says you are the bravest person! " Xiaogang scratched his head with his hand and began to daydream: Did I inadvertently become a hero? Out of curiosity, Xiaogang picked up the ball and walked slowly with Xiaohong on the way back to class. Halfway through, Xiaogang finally couldn't help it. He asked happily loudly, "Come on, why do people praise me like this?" Xiaohong stopped and asked cunningly, "Do you really want to know? Xiaogang said firmly, "Yes, I want to know!" " "Well, that's what you said! "Xiaohong opened the roll of paper and said," This is what you wrote in your composition,' I want to take my intestines with me'. I don't even want my intestines. Isn't this the bravest person? " After listening to it again and again, Xiaogang broke out in a cold sweat, blushing like a mature apple, holding the back of his head with his hand, and the football fell unconsciously. ...

Hey, when will this "harmful" typo leave us!

Chapter four: typos and my stories can't be finished day and night. It can be said that I hate typos! I'm not Japanese even if I stab you a few times!

However, I seem to have a good relationship with typos. It always makes trouble in my exercise book, either writing "country" as "edge" or "finding" as an extra horizontal line. When I handed in my homework the next day, two big red forks, alas, all blamed typos. At this time, how much I want to get rid of typos! However, it sticks to me all day like a nasty bubble gum. What can I do! At this time, my mother gave me an idea: "Check every time you finish your homework." According to my mother's method, I found many typos that tickled my teeth. "Ha ha," I was so proud that I eliminated a few typos: "typos, your time has come. '

A few days later, typos began to make waves again. I did well in a Chinese exam, but I lost several points because I insisted on interrupting with typos. After this lesson, I found that just checking this defensive wall can't resist typo attacks. It seems that I have to build more walls. So, I summed up the strategy to overcome typos: 1 Write carefully. 2. Check it after you finish. Look up words you don't understand in the dictionary, don't make them up. 4. Don't rush to write. Hey hey, with these tricks, I can finally sit back and relax.

After these days of hard work, I have eliminated the army of typos. My chances of writing typos are getting smaller and smaller. This is all due to those strong "city walls". I just want to say: "typo, don't follow me anymore!" "