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Almighty Senior Brother (Chapter II: Senior Brother)

chapter two? Big Brother

The weather is getting colder, and the Mid-Autumn Festival will arrive in half a month.

I was shivering and cleaning the fallen leaves in the courtyard early this morning, when I heard Fourth Junior Brother grinning and running in. The fourth younger brother is young and lively. Younger said that he is like a monkey in the back of the mountain. He said that I am so romantic and handsome, at least I am a monkey king, so the nickname monkey spread among us.

I rubbed my eyes and saw that the monkey was followed by a black and thin man. Boy, who is this if it's not a big brother?

it's been more than three months since the elder brother went down the mountain. It's a long trip, and it will take half a year to go back and forth safely. It was scheduled to be years before I came back, but I didn't want to go back to the mountain in advance. I quickly threw down the broom and surrounded the elder brother with the fourth younger brother to find the master.

When it comes to the four of us, the master's favorite is the master elder brother. He is calm and savvy, not to mention that he can bear hardships. No matter the dirty work assigned by the master, he never complains, and he is also good for his younger brothers and sisters. The master is not interested in teaching his disciples, but half of our kung fu is learned from the master elder brother. Saying that a brother is actually half a master.

Lao San, how have you been practicing recently? Has the fifth breakthrough been made? Brother, to be honest, I'm not afraid of your jokes. My qualifications are poor, and I haven't touched the door yet. "I have always respected the master elder brother, and I have never dared to hide it.

"this fifth style is called" seeing the sun through the clouds ",and it requires that people who practice martial arts have no other loans, and their body and mind are one, and they must never be half-hearted. "

" Big Brother, don't talk about practicing. While you were away, the master and the teacher's mother, even Younger, kept urging us to practice, and our ears began to hear cocoons. The monkey's eyes kept going round and round, scratching his head and saying.

The entrance to the mountain is not big. While speaking, the page in the front yard has already informed the master. At this time, the master, the teacher's mother, Younger and others are sitting in the main hall to welcome the master elder brother back to the mountain.

According to the master, people who practice martial arts should be chivalrous and polish their skills in the red dust. Therefore, disciples will always arrange to go down the mountain for experience after their accomplishment, and by the way, they will do some work to protect treasures and deliver darts, so as to increase their experience and make friends all over the world, and to generate income for the mountain gate. Master elder brother was entrusted to send two ancient books of the former dynasty to Hangzhou mansion this time.

the elder brother met with the master, the teacher's mother and several other disciples in turn, and told the story of this experience in front of the master. Younger girl's mind, when she heard the place she liked, begged the master elder brother to stop and tell it in detail, but the master and mother didn't stop her.

"Master, I gained a lot from my trip to Castle Peak. I learned martial arts from my fellow friends at the Wuji Gate in Hangzhou, and made many good friends. On my way back, I brought gifts to your parents and other disciples!" Then he pulled out two brocade boxes, one large and one small, from his carry-on package and presented the big brocade box to the master.

Master smiled and took the brocade box. When he opened it, he saw two white ginseng in the first big brocade box.

"These two hundred-year-old snow ginseng were handed over to the master by Xia Liu Tiande, the master of Wuji Gate in Hangzhou. He said that he missed his old friends for more than a year and said that he would make an appointment to visit the mountain gate."

Master picked up the snow ginseng and studied it carefully, nodding his head. I don't know the goods, I don't understand the benefits of this thing, but I see a thief's light in the eyes of my second brother. I expect this ginseng to taste good in an iron pot with an old hen.

Then the elder brother took the second brocade box to the teacher niang.

Teacher Niang slowly opened the brocade box and took out a piece of Yu Pei. I looked at it from a distance, and it seemed to be engraved with the word Zhou. Teacher Niang's eyes were sluggish and she didn't talk for half a ring. It took a long time to slowly say, "Castle Peak, where did you get this Yu Pei?"

"back to the teacher's mother. I found it from a pawnshop in the east old street of Hangzhou Fucheng. I think this Yu Pei has a lot of fate with Teacher Niang, so I bought it and gave it to Teacher Niang. " The big brother said.

Teacher Niang put Yu Pei back in the brocade box, frowning as if recalling an old story.

"haha, ok! It is rare that Qingshan has a heart! " The master put away the two brocade boxes and gave them to the maid who served beside him.

"go! Eat! Get a welcome to Qingshan! "

During the dinner, I sat with the monkey, and this kid was stealthy and close to me.

"third brother! Did you see Teacher Niang's expression when she took out Yu Pei? "

"I didn't see it. What's the matter?" I won't answer the phone, wait for this boy to go on.

"it feels a little strange!"

"what's weird?" I replied to him while I was eating.

"I heard that Teacher Niang's family name is Zhou." Put aside this sentence, this boy put down his job, raised his ass and ran away. I'm very simple, I never thought about what it was, and I didn't ask why. What was Teacher Niang thinking at that time, and what was the significance of this Yu Pei with her? Later, no one mentioned it again, and I gradually forgot it. Later, in the daytime, besides practicing martial arts and swords, Monkey and Younger and I also pestered the master elder brother to tell stories at the foot of the mountain. Occasionally, I went to the back hill with monkeys to catch some pheasants and rabbits, and gave them to the second brother. The three of us found a quiet place to light a fire and bake them. Then lie in the grass and have a sleep, which is very pleasant.

When the Mid-Autumn Festival arrived, the master specially took out two jars of old wine that had been treasured for more than ten years, and told the other disciples to have a good drink casually. Even Younger drank a lot, and his face was so red that I couldn't take my eyes off it. After a full meal, Master Shi Niang went back to her room to have a rest. It's rare that everyone is in high spirits. At the proposal of Younger, they came to the back hill stream to enjoy the moon. We sat side by side, watching Younger skip and pick up pebbles and throw them into the water, breaking the reflected dim moonlight, recovering it and breaking it again. Suddenly I feel very comfortable and carefree, and there is no more agitation to rush down the mountain. It turns out that no matter how beautiful the rivers and lakes are, they can't match the green mountains and trees on Lingyun Mountain.

"big brother! Tell us another story! " Tired of playing, Younger sat down again, pestering the elder brother to tell another story.

"yes! Big brother. Tell one! " The monkey followed suit.

"All I can see is a leopard in a tube, but I can't see the whole body. Wouldn't it be better to wait for you to practice kung fu and experience it yourself?" The big brother said.

"hiccup! It is rare to be in a good mood today! Big Brother, just tell me something before you entered the mountain gate! " The second brother said.

after a pause, the elder brother wanted to say something, but he swallowed it back. He hesitated for a moment and then said slowly, "I was born in a poor family in Wucheng, and my parents died early. When I was a child, my life was hard, but I could barely make a living by working as a helper. At that time, I worked during the day and slept in the land temple in the town at night. But who thinks, at the age of fifteen, he was seriously ill, let alone working, and even had no strength to stand up. A benefactor found me seriously ill and felt sorry for me, so he took off his fur coat and wrapped it around me, and brought me ginger syrup and warm steamed bread. That's how you get your life back. Come to think of it, it was also a Mid-Autumn Festival "

. . . . . .

"big brother! You shed tears. "The monkey said.

when the big brother was moved, everyone was silent, and the atmosphere was awkward for a moment. Or Younger clever, picked up the lantern in one hand and dragged the master elder brother in the other.

"ouch! What are you doing? I heard that today's wish is very clever. Let's put lanterns in the river and make a wish to the river god together!

The five of us put lanterns into the river in turn, and watched them drift away into light spots and finally disappear.

On the way back, Monkey and Younger clamored to ask what everyone had wished for.

"I heard that the emperor's old son flies in the sky, runs on the ground and swims in the water, and eats whatever he wants." The second brother said.

"second brother, do you want to be an emperor? "The monkey said.

"hiccup! Me! Hey hey! I just want to go to the emperor's old son's royal dining room to have a table of banquet! "Two seniors patting belly said.

"Third Brother, what did you wish for? "

" I have no great ambition! I just want to watch the Ling Yunzong, watch the master and the teacher grow old, and you and Younger grow up slowly. "

"cut! Third brother is so hypocritical! " Younger said.

"Third Brother, you moved me!" Said the monkey.

"third! This is where you are wrong! Master is not here, can't you tell something real? " The second brother said, digging his nose.

the big brother laughed at the side.

but that's what I think, really!