Are there any ancient poems and jokes? Help the gods.

In the Qing Dynasty, there was a rich gentleman who had four daughters and married four sons-in-law ... When the annual gentleman's birthday came, all his relatives and friends came to celebrate. In the middle of the birthday party, someone suggested a "poetic dialogue", and Mr. Wang's four sons-in-law certainly did their part! And it is suggested that there must be a "size" in the dialogue to pass. So, it began. The eldest son-in-law held a fan in his hand and said, "My fan!" " When it is used, it is big, when it is not used, it is used more in summer and less in winter! "At this time a burst of applause! The second son-in-law stood up in the corner and said, "My umbrella! When it is used, it is used more in rainy days and less in sunny days when it is not used! " At this time, there was another round of applause! At this time, the third son-in-law stood up confidently and said, "Little brother! When you use it, you use it more at night and less during the day when you are not using it! " At this time, she was startled, but the fourth son-in-law jumped up hurriedly. By the way, she pulled his wife up and compared her water hole and said, "My wife's water hole! Large when used, small when not used. Others use more, I use less! " At this moment, there was a burst of laughter. The fifth son-in-law, a lout, immediately said, "Wow, my mouth is big when I use it. When not in use, swear more and brush your teeth less. "