Have you seen any students’ answers that you found funny?

It is said that children are the source of happiness. Yes, children are childish and outspoken. Sometimes when answering questions, they answer questions that are wrong. Sometimes they like to pretend to understand and talk nonsense in a serious manner. The look is indeed hilarious. Below we have compiled some weird answers from children. After reading them, netizens said: This is the campus joker, and the cross talk world will need such talents.

This is an article about looking at pictures and writing about two children helping an old man carry water. In fact, it is easy to score points by looking at pictures and writing words like this. Just write clearly the time, place, people, and things. This classmate just didn't take the usual path, and "carrying water" became "carrying dung". This is fine, and it makes sense. Although it is a bit disgusting, there is really a practice of using dung to fertilize in rural areas. Following this idea, it is also possible to write It cannot be said that it is off topic. But there happened to be a typo that shouldn't have appeared. The word "rest" was written as "drink". In this way, the teacher's "take a break" becomes "take a drink". This is really a flavorful composition. The Chinese teacher felt helpless after seeing it and could only criticize: I didn’t go that day!

This is a word explanation question. The two words that appear are relatively common, but this student is indeed a bit too straightforward and simple. For example, the word "dying", the formal explanation should be: to describe the weak breath approaching death, and also to metaphor that things are about to die, annihilate or be destroyed. This classmate’s explanation was simple, clear and down-to-earth. It could be completed in just four words: “I can’t stand it anymore?!” If you think about it carefully, it's not entirely unreasonable. If you're dying, doesn't it mean you can't stop? It’s just that it’s hard for the teacher to give points for such an explanation.

This classmate has so much dissatisfaction with the teacher in his heart. He wants to turn into a five-headed beast and eat the teacher, and he wants to turn into a mountain god and suppress the teacher for a hundred years. The teacher gave me a few big words: Incorrect thinking. I think the teacher's mental activity at this time is like this: I don't want to force you to study. Isn't this for the sake of grades? So it is the exams and test papers, not the teachers, that should be eaten up and weighed down under the mountain.

This is a question about filling in the idioms. It should be said that this kind of question is relatively simple, because there are too many idioms. What? A blind man lights a lamp? In vain? What? The eight immortals crossing the sea? Everyone can show their magical powers. There were too many things written. I don’t know if this child really knows how to do it or if he is deliberately making a prank. He wrote: “The police beat his father? It’s official business”. It seems that the father of a certain child really made this child angry, so he used the help of the police uncle. Use your hand to retaliate.

Although this child is a "stupid student", he should be pretty good at art. Based on the graphics of this math problem, he just used his imagination and turned into a graceful beauty. It's just that no matter how beautiful and graceful this beauty is, the teacher can only smile slightly and give her a zero mark, because apart from drawing a picture, she didn't write a single number or letter.

If you look at the pinyin, these two words are correct. It can be seen that the children have watched many TV series and are familiar with the names of the stars. ?, Didn’t the teacher teach you that you can’t form words with people’s names? Bad review! Error

Have you laughed out loud after reading these children’s homework? The world of children is magical and full of imagination, and the same goes for homework. Sometimes they pretend to understand and make jokes, sometimes they want to make a prank, and sometimes they just write what is in their heart. Campus jokesters are always the source of our happiness.