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How to use humorous words to describe that life is hard?

1. Grandma has caught up with the fashion recently, and insisted that her grandson teach her to chat with QQ. On this day, grandma pointed to the portrait of her grandson's QQ friend and asked,

"What do these colorful ones mean?" Sun Tzu explained, "These are online friends." Grandma asked again, "What about the jumping one?" The grandson smiled and replied, "That's … someone is talking to me." Grandma pointed to the heads of several friends who were not online and asked, "Are these dusty people gone?" Hearing this, Sun Tzu asked in surprise, "How do you know?" Unexpectedly, grandma showed a dismissive expression and said, "The black and white photos are hanging out, and they must be gone.

2. The rising sun smiles on the east hill, and a plane flies towards the sun. When the old lady saw it, she stamped her feet in horror, pointed at the plane and shouted, "Fly higher, fly higher!" " The plane flies ... but the sun is still there. The old lady sighed, "Young people nowadays are so reckless, if I hadn't reminded him, he would have hit the sun!" "

The ideal of life is not immutable. Many people find out what they like in the end and what their ideal is in the continuous progress of life and work.

a rational life will not subvert survival and pursue illusory ideals.

If a well-paid job is to reduce your hobbies or even your moral sense, it is often discouraged by many people, even if it is not because of ideals.

because the pursuit of life is not just about money. But for those who are eager for money and success, high salary is undoubtedly an incentive and motivation.

I think first of all, I personally have to determine my own ideal. If this ideal has something to do with a well-paid job, of course I am happy.

because ideals are linked to economy, the more you do, the more fun you have.

but if you want me to give up a job I'm getting started and focus on my dreams, I have to see how much I have accumulated in my purse first.

..... Usually young people don't have enough accumulation, so it's impossible to pursue their so-called dreams on an empty stomach.

Ideals and well-paid jobs sometimes don't go against each other. Unless high-tech jobs occupy all the time and bear unbearable pressure, then the significance of the existence of this well-paid job is very worrying.

I usually make a trade-off between my ideal and my job, that is, a job can satisfy my survival, and what I want to pursue in the rest of my life is against it. I won't give up my job because I pursue my ideal.

In today's world, a job means survival and dignity.

Career is more important, because career is the way to realize your personal value.

To say that your career is more important does not mean that your family is not important, but that your real family will let you fly without pressure.

Your family is the harbor when you are tired, so you should be kind to such family.

But only through your career can you prove your value. We have been studying hard for more than ten years, but we are just looking for and creating ways to prove our value.

No one wants to find a wife ... or a husband who doesn't support his work, because we subconsciously think that career is more important;

We can give up our pursuit for our family.