In middle age, I became the protagonist of Li Boqing's jokes.

How bitter the life of middle-aged people is and how worthless their face is.

Don't believe it? Do three multiple-choice questions first. You squint to see what choices life will make you.

Don't tell us the answer, just know it.

In fact, after middle age, people often don't live for themselves. It is easy to feed one mouth, but difficult to feed six. It is easier said than done to mix like a duck to water, but it is especially difficult to mix like a duck to water. Life will add many accidents to you for no reason. After all, the guests are away.

Middle-aged men have a famous "bus time". Sometimes when driving downstairs, middle-aged men don't want to go home, just want to sit quietly in the car for a while. One moment he was a conscientious employee, and the next he was a husband who cared about his family and loved his wife. Only at this moment can you belong to your true self.

What do middle-aged men think in the car? Maybe he won't miss anything, or he will remember when he was a "green dog doll" and when he was young and frivolous.

When you first enter the society, you may dress up for an interview. I ran to work with shoulder pads and a wide tie, just like a village cadre in the 1990s. The appearance of my treasure made others laugh. I think my colleagues are very good, and everyone encourages themselves. I didn't know until I stayed in the workplace for a long time. Saying that you "dare to fight" is not necessarily a performance. It takes a long time to learn from Lao Guo.

If you ask old Guoguo for advice, they will generously tell you a bunch of life truths.

The truth sounds reasonable, but even if you know it by heart, it's just a pot of chicken soup that can't be boiled.

At this time, it is better to listen to the teacher's rough jokes, and the joke will be over.

You stumbled and finally found a satisfactory job, either making a fool of yourself or not seeing the world. I followed the leader to take Pakistani pills and drank two cups of Maotai. I felt numb and didn't know my last name when I smoked mixed cigarettes. Looking back the next day, Tianma got up the courage to make a joke with the leader, but the leader solemnly "let you show some respect." It took you several times to find out that you really don't have a professional friend. If you really meet, you will be lucky in three lives and good in eight.

Sometimes I feel that I have lived to the age of "sensible", but it is annoying to see the old fruit in the office "eating and doing things". Seeing them talking and laughing with their leaders, there are still many year-end awards, and you still think sourly, "I will throw caution to the wind and don't want this face." The year-end award next year will not be less than these turtle sons. "

Teacher Li once said a jingle, "Business is doing well, and I am on a business trip in the middle of the night. Business is big, call at eight in the morning. " Almost all young people get together according to this routine. A few friends of Maogen get together and ask them where they are working now, so you can't help pretending. After dinner, "Manager Zhang and Manager Li" kept calling, and you said impatiently, "Don't bother me with small business when you see it." I have to pay the bill after dinner, so I can only eat Zhajiang Noodles for the next two months.

There are really many scenes before men get married in Chengdu, and they are good at eating, drinking and having fun. If you say it's a shopkeeper of cutting, there's nothing wrong with the diet bodhisattva. I think it is particularly appropriate to be a "fool".

It makes sense to say "nothing goes into Sichuan". There are so many delicious and interesting things in Chengdu. In the sun, a five-dollar cup of vegetarian Mao Feng can last all afternoon. In the evening, friends eat hot pot and discuss whether to go to Jiuyanqiao or Shaoling Road for another round. As a result, they went to 339 A few glasses of wine are the most comfortable. After playing, I will find a hoof flower stall to sober up and a barbecue stall to pad my stomach.

However, this happy life came to an abrupt end when I could call myself "Lao Zi".

The word "Laozi" existed when I was young, but when it really became "Laozi", I felt a heavy weight.

When I was young and frivolous, I said I wouldn't buy a school district. Now I only scold myself like a son.

Persistence in youth can be called dreams, and dreams of middle-aged people can be classified as delusions.

But people will always have some inexplicable persistence and stubbornness after middle age, and the most worthless persistence is the face of middle-aged people. Even if their faces are hurt, they should bite the bullet, because they know that once they don't persist this time, they won't persist in the future.

As Mr. Li said in a joke before: When I saw someone else's good car, I gritted my teeth and said, "Oh, hey! This shrimp drives a BMW! "

Obviously, I can't do it with envy in my heart, but I still have to maintain that insignificant face. I turned around and said to my wife, "element fragrance, get up! Go and sell me the beer bottle, and I will call back! "

Middle-aged people's lives often wander between wallets and faces, and the faces of adults are like what Mr. Li said in this joke.

After being promoted from "young man" to "Lao zi", many ideas are out of your control, and life will directly help you make a choice.

For example, if you go to dinner with your brothers, even if you can only eat soy sauce noodles for the second half of the month, you should be generous and pay the bill. But now when I think of the six mouths behind me, I feel that this meal is a can of milk powder. Hesitated for a long time, silently put the bill A in the group, and felt uncomfortable for a long time.

I used to go out to play with friends, and my mouth was always yellow (swollen), watery (swollen) and takeout beard (swollen). Everyone says that you are subverting the traditional retail industry, and you have made a high-tech blockchain. Whatever you say, in the eyes of the older generation, this is no different from the "Funan River Cover" project. Now when I get together with friends, I'm always talking about how to make more money and how to do sideline business, and those empty ones are not coming.

I used to go out to eat Pakistani films with my leaders, toast hard and talk hard. When I see delicious food, I will fish at the top of my personal bowl. When you go out, ask the waiter to pull the invoice. At worst, you should smoke more. When I was "Lao Zi", you saw some Bashi dishes left on the table and said, "It's a pity to waste them", so you naturally asked the waiter to pack them. What face? Watching women eat happily is the proudest thing.

I used to lie at home and play with my mobile phone on weekends. Call for takeout when you are hungry. Now I'm thinking if I have time, do you want to do a full-time job again, run a drip on weekends, deliver a takeaway at night, be diligent and earn more money to give Yao two interest classes.

Chengdu men can be "Laozi" and naturally assume the responsibility of "Laozi". Whether they are lying down, begging or hungry shrimp, when they come home with food in their mouths, it is worthwhile to see their wives and children eating happily, no matter how hard and tired they are.

Are you middle-aged people ashamed at this time?

In fact, the faces of middle-aged people at this time are trivial things, just like Miss Li's jokes.

Teacher Li has a classic joke. He was recognized when he went to the public toilet. The uncle who kept the toilet warmly greeted Teacher Li.

Look, this is the face of a middle-aged person.

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