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What tricks have you been fooled by?
In modern society, we must have good awareness and discrimination against fraud. As the saying goes: you'll be fooled as soon as you step out, Dangdang is different. This is how I was educated in all types of fraud tactics.
I remember it was the summer vacation of 2002. The school organized classroom trips to Qingdao, Weihai and other places in Shandong. I was in a good mood. Although the salary at that time was only more than 500 yuan, for Baoji, where there was no pressure to buy a house or a car at that time, and a bowl of noodles only cost 1.5 yuan, it was a salary that could almost turn around my life. So, like other teachers, I also spent nearly a month's salary to travel to Shandong by train with everyone.
When we arrived at the ancient city of Xi'an, everyone was very excited. Because this city is the ancient Chang'an City, an ancient civilized city that has shone brightly in world history. Here, more than 1,300 years of capital history of nearly 53 dynasties from Zhou, Qin, Han and Tang Dynasties has been left. When talking about Xi'an, you may have no other impression except mutton steamed buns. But if you mention Chang'an City, it's amazing. Regardless of anything else, as far as the field of art is concerned, Li Bai, Du Fu, Bai Juyi, Wang Wei... each of their bright names is as familiar to everyone as the full moon in the sky.
But even in such an ancient city, it left a very bad first impression on me. Because we had to transfer trains in Xi'an, my colleague Wang Peng and I picked up a few bottles of drinks at a convenience store selling drinks near the train station. When paying, I gave the boss a 50 yuan note. At this time, Lao He enthusiastically asked to help me change some change to facilitate our travel. I gave him 6. It was too late, but soon, I saw the boss in front of me, quickly took out a wad of 5 yuan and counted it quickly. In less than a moment, I finished counting them, and they counted them for me twice and told me that there was no problem. However, I am naturally a person who has to check everything I do. So, I counted them calmly, and the difference was more than 100. The boss actually panicked when he saw me counting. Whatever the difference is, make up for it. Although this matter was successfully resolved under the witness of colleagues. However, my heart suddenly felt extremely lost.
Is this the Chang'an city that I have been dreaming about? Could it be that a big city that was once home to such heroes has now become a paradise for liars? This time I was almost cheated in Xi'an, and my heart has not recovered for several years! Mainly because I have such a good impression of Chang'an! It is simply perfect and cannot be expressed in words! However, now, apart from the delicious mutton steamed buns and roujiamo prepared for foodies, what else is left to write about Xi'an? History will never happen again, you can only create the future yourself!
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