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What do you hate most about boys' clothes?

As the saying goes, clothes make the man, a horse depends on the saddle, and a good horse matches the saddle. The same person wears different clothes, and his temperament will be different. For this sentence, I said, bah, it doesn't make any sense. The author of this sentence has not even seen the contrast between Edison Chen and the old man. Handsome people look good in everything, and ugly people can't hide your ugly appearance even if they wear the latest designer clothes.

But then I told you that girls hate what clothes boys wear, especially those college students, so I couldn't help but start spraying.

First of all, I hate white vests for the first time. Please believe me, no matter how hot and dry it is, you should not wear a white vest. You think it's cool to wear a white vest, even showing off your muscles and abdominal muscles. In fact, it just exudes your disgusting armpits and thick body odor, and looks like a retired person. The words sloppy and outdated are deeply stuck in your head, disgusting. What girls hate most is that you wear a white vest!

The second sandal, even if you wear sandals, has a pair of high-waisted stockings, which is simply the best of the best. I just want to ask you, are you participating in the recording program "Who is the most rustic in China"? Are you competing with a retired old man who is a real old-school player? I really want to punch you to sober you up. If you put on sandals, a high-waisted baby and a white vest, a qualified retired employee will be born.

Third, shorts, girls look good in shorts, but boys! Don't think you look good in shorts. The trend of the times is that boys wear more and girls wear less. If boys wear shorts, do you think it will look good to show their furry thighs? I tell you, it looks like a hairy ham sausage, so moldy that passers-by will get goose bumps. If you parade in the city again, you will be popular all over the world!

The fourth is the tights I hated for the 32nd time. In modern terms, tights are the standard for boys with social spirit, but I don't know why they are all over China, and they are the endorsement of local flavor in Weibo. If you get your hair cut from the little brother in the hair salon, then you think you are at the forefront of the trend and the godfather of fashion. Actually, you are Tony's brother's spokesman. If you go on a date, people will think you are a hair salon salesman at first sight. Will girls like it?