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Zhou Enlai’s most famous deeds

About Premier Zhou’s famous deeds:

1. Someone asked Premier Zhou, “How much money does your country have?” The Prime Minister wittily replied, “Our country only has eighteen yuan and eighty-eight. "(At that time, the RMB issued in our country was only ten yuan, five yuan, two yuan, one yuan, five cents, two cents, one dime, five cents, two cents, and one cent, and the sum was exactly 18.88 yuan. ).

2. One time, when an American reporter was interviewing Zhou Enlai, he saw an American Parker pen on the table. He asked in a sarcastic tone: "Excuse me, Prime Minister, why do you, the great Chinese, still use American pens?"?

Zhou Enlai smiled lightly and replied: "Talking about this Parker pen It’s a long story. This was a trophy from a Korean friend who gave it to me as a gift. I thought it was worth it, so I declined. I thought it would be meaningful to keep it as a souvenir. , so I accepted this Parker pen from your country."

3. Once a foreigner asked Premier Zhou: "You Chinese always lower your heads when walking. Look at how we walk." You come here to hold your chest up and your head up, how impressive it is."?

The Prime Minister replied: "I know that people who go uphill always walk with their heads down, while people who go downhill always walk with their heads high."

4. At the end of 1911, Zhou Enlai was studying at Shenyang Dongguan Model School. On this day, Principal Wei personally taught a self-cultivation class for the students, and the topic was "Establishing Destiny." Principal Wei suddenly stopped at the exciting point and asked the students a question: "Why do you study?" So someone replied: "It is for my father to study." Someone replied: "I study for Mingli." Others said: "Study for the glory of the lintel."

When Principal Wei asked Zhou Enlai to answer yes, Zhou Enlai, who was sitting in the back row, stood up and solemnly replied: "Study for the rise of China." Principal Wei did not expect , I am very happy to have such an outstanding student. He motioned for Zhou Enlai to sit down, and then said to everyone: "If you are interested, you should be like Zhou Enlai!"

5. Once, the Prime Minister met with foreign guests at a Beijing hotel. After the interview, the Prime Minister felt a little hungry, so he said to Zhang Yongchi, the guard on duty: "I'm a little hungry, let's have some light food." It was a normal guest meal, and it was finished quickly. Zhang Yongchi settled the account and ate two yuan and eight jiao. However, Zhang Yongchi was confused this time.

After calculating the score in my mind, I forgot to give the money and got into the car after the Prime Minister. Before he could sit down, the Prime Minister asked: "Have you given me the money?" After learning that Zhang Yongchi had forgotten to pay, the Prime Minister was very angry and quickly asked him to go back and pay, and loudly lectured: "You must be able to calculate economic accounts, public and private calculations." Obviously, how else could it be done? "

6. Premier Zhou held a banquet to entertain foreign guests. A soup dish was served. The winter bamboo shoots were carved according to national patterns, and when they turned over in the soup, they happened to turn into fascist symbols. When the foreigners saw this, they couldn't help but be shocked. Premier Zhou was also surprised by this, but he immediately explained calmly: "This is not a fascist symbol! This is a pattern in our Chinese tradition. The word 'Wan' symbolizes 'Longevity and Longevity', and is a greeting to the guests." Best wishes!”

Then he said wittily: “It doesn’t matter if it’s a fascist symbol! Let’s destroy the fascists together and eat them!” Before he finished speaking, the guests and hosts laughed. , the atmosphere became more lively, and the soup was drank up by the guests.

Extended information:

Zhou Enlai was born at the end of the last century. Throughout his life, he participated in the great cause of solving these two historical tasks. He devoted his life to saving and revitalizing China.

Many of his great achievements can be cited:

1. One of the founders of the Communist Party of China and a core leading member of the Communist Party of China for half a century, which united the elites of the Chinese nation

2. One of the main founders of the Chinese People’s Liberation Army that carried out armed struggle for the liberation of the Chinese nation

3. One of the main leaders of the Party’s long-term underground work and unarmed struggle in reactionary-ruled areas

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4. The Prime Minister of the Republic of China who worked hard to explore the path of building socialism suitable for China

5. The leader who has participated in the party’s united front for the longest time and made the greatest contribution

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