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8. A man bought a parrot that can only speak two words. One day, when the master was not at home, a ventilator knocked at the door. -

Parrot: Who is it? -

A: Gas converter-

Parrot: Who is it? -

A: Gas converter-

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There was a man lying in front of his master's house, and the master wondered, who is this-

Inside the door: gas converter-

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9. A person saw a pile of things on the road, squatted down and smelled it, said it might be poop, touched it with his hand and licked it in his mouth. It was really poop, but fortunately he didn't step on it! ~-

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10. The doctor asked the patient how the fracture happened. A: I feel sand in my shoes, so I shake my shoes with a telephone pole. I shook and shook ... a man thought I was electrocuted, so he picked up a wooden stick and gave me two. -

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1 1. A professor is giving a lecture on the spot: "Don't be afraid of being dirty in scientific research. . . "Then he squatted down, poked the cow dung on the ground with his finger, and then put his finger in his mouth and licked it clean. A classmate quickly said, "I'm not afraid of being dirty." . . "Then I poked the cow dung on the ground with my finger and licked it in my mouth. Professor: "Besides, I should be good at observation. I just poked dung with my middle finger, but I licked my index finger. . . "-

Someone was practicing in a mental hospital, and suddenly a psychopath came after him with a kitchen knife. The man turned and ran until he reached a dead end, thinking it was over. The patient said, here's the knife. It's your turn to chase me. -

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33. The stewardess suggested that passengers fasten their seat belts-

"The last time the plane landed, everyone who didn't wear a seat belt fell bloody." -

Q: "The one with the seat belt"

A: "Nothing, everyone is seated, just like the living." -

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A new sculpture was built in a school-a girl holding a book in her left hand and a pigeon in her right hand. The school leaders openly call the students names in the school. There was an endless stream of replies, and one of them was the loudest: reading is for birds! -

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36. Boyfriend and girlfriend go shopping together,-

Girlfriend: Ouch, my feet are so sore. -

Boyfriend is nervous: What's the matter? Did you step on a lemon? -

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39. Father and son take the bus. -

Son: Dad, when will it arrive? -

Father: Stop it. -

Son: When will it stop? -

Father: I stopped when I arrived. -

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40. A man and a tiger are tied to two trees respectively. There is a candle under the rope that tied the tiger, and the rope is almost burned out. If the rope is burned, the tiger will eat the man. As a result, the man said a word and was not eaten by the tiger-

He said, "Happy birthday! ! "The tiger blew out the candle. ...

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49. A mental patient was writing something, and the doctor asked, "What should I write?" -

"Write a letter." -

"To whom?" -

"me." -

"What does it say?" -

"Idiot, I didn't receive how do you know! ? "-

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50. During ...

Child: He undressed and put on pants at the same time.

Teacher's comment: Is he going to take it off? Still have to wear it? -

Title: Among them-

Children: I hurt my left foot. -

Teacher's comment: Are you a centipede? -

Title: One by one-

Child: After work, Dad goes home one after another. -

Teacher's comment: How many dads do you have? -

Subject: Sadness-

Child: There is a ditch in front of my house, which is really sad. -

Teacher's comment: The teacher is even sadder-

Title: Once again-

Child: My mother is short, tall, fat and thin. -

Teacher's comment: Is your mother a deformed diamond? -

Title: Look-

Children: What are you looking at? Never seen it? -

Teacher's comment: Don't delay too much-

Title: Prosperity-

Children write: bustling confession. -

Teacher's comment: Don't watch too many series! -

Topic: Delicious-

Children write: delicious fart. -

Teacher: ...

Title: Naive-

The child wrote: It's really hot today. -

Teacher's comment: You are so naive-

Title: Sure enough-

The child said, I ate fruit yesterday and then drank cold water-

Teacher's comment: A sentence that cannot be separated-

Theme: ... first, then ... Example: eat first, then take a bath. -

Children: Goodbye, sir! -

Teacher's comment: .................-

Title: Besides-

Child: A train passed by, except, except, except-

Teacher's comment: Even if I die-