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I can't give the class a star composition just because I am alone.
First of all, Lu Zhixuan is a "mathematical star", and it is no problem to get into the top ten in any mathematical activities or competitions. In the final exam last semester, he got a 100 in mathematics when there were only three students in our class. This semester, he won the first prize in the small math contest. How's it going? Isn't it awesome enough? However, his only shortcoming is that he is not enthusiastic enough. He generally doesn't take part in any group activities except the teacher's request.
Then there is "comedian" Guo Yueqing. He smiles all day and is good at joking. Once he made up a joke, which made everyone laugh their heads off and almost shocked everyone. His "comedian" is "unprecedented, and there is no one after him. Ah! " However, he also has shortcomings, that is, his English is poor, and he barely got 100.
Followed by the most famous "overlord star", anyone who disagrees with him will be beaten by him. I tried it once. That day, he took my book by hand, and I asked him to return it to me. He refused and said, "Give it back to me, bully." As soon as I finished, his "whirlwind leg" knocked me down, followed by a series of serial attacks and beatings, alas, naive and unfair! He's not fair to people either! Always let my brother run first and let us run later, but this is his only advantage. Do you know who he is now? Yes, that's Liang Jiajie.
Liang Jiajie didn't want others to talk about his shortcomings, so I secretly introduced him here today, or I would have another delicious meal.
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