A fart joke

Today is my birthday, which coincides with the Mid-Autumn Festival. My girlfriend called ahead of time.

I said on the phone that I would go home for my birthday at night and give me a surprise! Listen to this.

Good news! I worked hard today and ran a dozen customers!

Back to the company. It is three o'clock in the afternoon. When I went to the canteen, there was only one dish that was terrible.

A soup, fried three beans with meat (fried soybeans, green beans, peas with meat), radish soup. I can't help it,

After running all morning, the customer's stomach was already growling, so he had to order a big plate of meat and fry it three times.

Beans and a big pot of radish soup, eat! I didn't expect to get off work, and my stomach was just

Like the engine of a cross-country jeep! -The intense piston movement started! For an instant,

Puffs of gas rushed out of my body! Am I in a hurry?

Where people are, the stomach begins to sing softly, but it immediately becomes

Puff like a barrage! My stomach is so swollen! Just then, my girlfriend called.

Words, said she had arrived home, told me to hurry home. Alas! I have no choice but to go home,

I hope she won't see my embarrassment! ……

On the way home, I deliberately tried to fart a lot. Almost home, Bailey

I feel much better. I think there should be no more problems. I saw it from far away.

My girlfriend is waiting by the door. She looks a little excited. She cried, "honey,

Tonight, I have prepared a wonderful gift for you, which will definitely give you a surprise.

Things. "

Before entering the door, my girlfriend covered my eyes tightly with a piece of cloth and said yes.

Give me a surprise! Also led me to sit in the chair in front of the dining table, let

I swear I won't peek. Suddenly, I want to fart again. Just then, the woman

My friend's cell phone rang. This saved my life! I made an excuse to let her go somewhere else because it was too messy.

Answer the phone in the room! She insisted that I couldn't open the blindfold and let me

Swear! Then I ran to the other room to answer the phone. As soon as she left, I hurried away.

Machine, move the weight of the whole body to one leg and let the fart come out. This fart is too fart.

Not only is it loud, but it smells like rotten eggs. I am in the minority.

I couldn't breathe, so I touched the chair cushion and fanned it hard to get rid of it.

Bad smell.

Just when my mood improved, another fart came again. I raised my leg again.

Start playing! Sounds like the rapid rotation of a diesel engine, and this.

The smell is worse. In order not to suffocate myself, I waved the chair cushion fan with my arm.

Get up, I hope the smell will dissipate as soon as possible.

When everything was about to return to normal, another fart rushed over.

Here it comes. So I stood up, bent down, pursed my ass and leaned back! enumerate sb's merits

Let it out. This fart is really first-class, even the newspaper behind it is blown.

Scattered underground ......

I listened to my girlfriend's voice in the other room, because I had to obey not to steal.

Looking at the promise, I dare not open the blindfold, so I can only fart in the dark, in order to

Get rid of all the gas in the stomach quickly, and it won't make the house smell worse! I untied it.

Belt, underwear and trousers fade below the lower abdomen, show your ass and touch it.

He opened the balcony door behind him, almost the whole ass to the balcony, open.

Start farting like crazy ... aah! Much better! After that, I danced again

Fan the wind around the house with a cushion, praying that the stench will dissipate quickly ... that's it, then.

Less than ten minutes after I came down, I kept farting and fanning a chair.

Mat, finally, when I heard her say goodbye on the phone, the air in the room and I

My stomach is much better! I quickly tied my pants, adjusted my hair and opened it.

At first, I waited for my dear to give me an elegant smile.

When she approached, I had a satisfied smile and warm eyes on my face.

My girlfriend first apologized for taking so long to call me, and then asked me if I had it.

I secretly opened the cloth. After I assured her that I didn't peek, my girlfriend took the lid off.

The cloth on my eyes said to me, "what a surprise!" " My girlfriend insisted that I take it today.

They came to see you, and they said you were very graceful and handsome in the photo! Here!

You see, the five people sitting at the table are all good sisters of my unit, standing on the balcony.

Six of them are my best friends at school! "

At this time, I was extremely shocked and scared to find a lot of girls sitting around.

On the table opposite me, there are a bunch of balconies standing behind me. They all came to attend.

Plus this birthday party that surprised me very much. Now, each of them has a face.

Everyone looked at me with an indescribable expression, just like finding Martians. ...