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1. "I love you" so what? Together, the first letters of the three words are not a joke.

2. Secret love is a courtesy, narcissism is a pride, love is a style, and not love is a taste.

3. A woman can be born unattractive, but she must live beautifully.

4 .. don't take a person too seriously, because you may be nothing in that person's heart.

5. The so-called love is having someone who can easily control your emotions, make you cry one moment and make you laugh the next.

6。 People who always pretend to be happy in front of others, who knows that this is the loneliest person

7. The failure now is paving the way for future success

8 .. Hey! I said, can you close your eyes when I kiss you ...

9 ... The most tiring thing in the world is to watch your heart break, and you have to stick it yourself

1. If you want to lose it eventually, let it go.

11. Black people turned white when they went to see horror movies!

12. learn not to be angry first, and then learn to annoy people.

13. My man said to Xiaosan: I can die for you, but I want to live well for my wife.

14. I know that your signature is not written for me, but I deceive myself ...

15. There is a tacit understanding that if I ignore you, you ignore me.

16. I can hurt again, and you can make mistakes again.

17. Sometimes I feel inexplicably annoyed, but I can't tell you why.

18. My greatest wish is to say good morning, good afternoon and good night to you every day.

19 ... no matter where you go or what the weather is, remember to bring your own sunshine

2. The more you want, the more you feel you lose. //

21. I especially hate people who obviously added me and always ask me who I am.

22. I am a principled person. In the final analysis, my principle of being a man is only three words, depending on my mood.

23 .. I want fragile sadness, not perfunctory strength.

24. The chance of meeting true love is less than the chance of meeting a ghost!

25 ... If you start to miss me, remember, I didn't leave, you let go.

26. People who understand me don't need to explain; If you don't understand me, why explain

27 ... If we get married, the first thing I'll do is blow up the divorce office.

28. You will be tired if you have a heart, but it doesn't matter if you have no heart.

29. I deleted you just because I didn't want to see you and changed my mood for whom.