Laugh till your stomach hurts.

The joke of laughing till your stomach hurts is as follows:

1. I went shopping with my girlfriend and disappeared in the blink of an eye. As soon as I looked up, I ran away with someone else I was angry and went home alone. I was depressed when my girlfriend came back. As soon as I entered the door, I gained weight and scolded: Where have you been? It took me three blocks to get my bag back.

In order to cultivate my love for my daughter, I have a rabbit. My daughter often feeds rabbits with vegetables and likes them very much. A few months later, my daughter came to ask me, Dad, when can I eat tutu? I've fed it for a long time!

Last night, I had a barbecue at an old friend's house. When I open a beer, a buddy has to bite with his teeth and can't bite. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I told him there was a wine screwdriver. Are you tired? Who knows, he said, if I didn't brush my teeth today and slipped a little, I would open a box.

I only heard that when I went to school to grade later, his mother was confident that he could be admitted to No.1 Middle School. Although I was admitted, it has nothing to do with everyone. I didn't expect to hear this man's name after so many years.

When I was a child, every time I walked at night, I always felt that someone was following me, so I developed the habit of turning around after a few steps. Ten years later, I became a tango teacher.

6. A buddy's wife bought a puppy and gave it to RMB all day. The buddy asked, wife, what are you doing? The wife replied, you will know when the time comes. A week later, my buddy asked me for a drink with a bitter face, saying that his wife had found out all his private money.

7. When I was a child, I saw my parents quarreling, and I often struggled to get married when I grew up. It was not until I reached that age that I found out: I really think too much!

8, what is maturity, your mother didn't rush you, you put on long pants! What is youth? Your mother urges you, but you still don't wear long pants!

9. I have a dream, that is, to return to China with sunglasses and Lamborghini. After more than 20 years of hard work, I have done half of it, and I have sunglasses.

10, I heard that irregular rest is very harmful to my health, which scares me to stay up late every day and cook regularly.