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Huang Zhan, the man who has done the most sex in his life

Huang Zhan was born in Guangzhou City, Guangdong Province. When he was in middle school, he completed the first sex act in his life - taking off Bruce Lee's pants. At that time, both of them were studying at La Salle College. Because their younger brother was bullied by Bruce Lee, they took revenge on Bruce Lee.

But Bruce Lee started practicing martial arts at the age of 7. Even 10 Huang Zhans were not enough for him to fight? In the end, Huang Zhan had no choice but to treat Bruce Lee to some dry-fried beef river to apologize, and the two finally reconciled.

In 1960, Huang Zhan was admitted to the Chinese Department of the University of Hong Kong, during which time he participated in the dubbing of Li Xianglan's last Mandarin film "It Happened One Night". Once, he went to a nightclub to listen to Gu Jiahui playing the piano. He was so impressed that he wished he could become his teacher.

After graduation, Huang Zhan taught at Peisheng Middle School for two years, and then went to Huamei Advertising Company to do creative work. The boss of Huamei is Lin Zhenbin, a master in the advertising industry. He once translated cocacola into Coca-Cola.

Huang Zhan worked very well under Boss Lam and even won a Clio Award, but he preferred to pursue music with Teacher Gu and became a director of the Hong Kong Composers and Lyricists Association.

In 1974, Huang Zhan made a guest appearance in the Hui brothers' movie "The Ghost Horse". Because he published a collection of dirty jokes "Bu Wen Ji" and served as a host, he was the host in the film. The human character is called Huang Buwen.

At a party, Huang Zhan saw that Shi Nansheng next to him was pretty and cute. He wanted to tease her, so he said, "The seat next to me is reserved for girlfriends. Do you want to be my girlfriend?" Shi Nansheng replied: "Do you think I can beat Lin Yanni?"

In 1979, Tsui Hark made his debut film "Butterfly" under the strong promotion of Wu Siyuan. Many people could not appreciate it, only Huang Zhan thought it was good, and the two began to cooperate.

But Tsui Hark was a perfectionist and often argued with Huang Zhan red-faced over trivial issues. Huang Zhan said: "If murder was not illegal, Shi Nansheng would have been a widow long ago."

In 1980, Gu Jiahui composed the theme song for "Shanghai Beach" and needed Huang Zhan to write the lyrics. Huang Zhan listened and hummed on the phone, and within 20 minutes he wrote "Wandering Waves..." " When interviewed by reporters afterwards, he said that he was in a hurry to go to the toilet.

In 1988, Tsui Hark asked Huang Zhan to write "Swordsman". Huang Zhan wrote 6 drafts, but Tsui Hark, as the party A, was never satisfied. Huang Zhan was flipping through a book at home in frustration, and when he saw "Great Joy Will Be Easy", he played Gong Shang Jiao Zheng Yu upside down, and the effect was amazing!

After writing this manuscript, Huang Zhan drew a big JB on the signature and faxed it to Tsui Hark, leaving the message "Love or not!" This is "A Laugh in the Sea" that has been passed down to future generations.

In 1990, Brigitte Lin won the Golden Horse Award for Best Actress. A group of friends gathered for dinner. Huang Zhan took a pen and scribbled on the table. Everyone thought that he would produce some masterpieces because of his poetry. Unexpectedly, he picked up a lighter and prepared After burning it, almost causing a fire, Tsui Hark said Huang was drunk again.

A few years later, Tsui Hark asked Huang Zhan to write a song again. This time it was the theme song of "Once Upon a Time in the World". Huang Zhan turned over the score of "General's Order" and finally wrote it. More than 500 shots were condensed into less than 100 shots, and it became "Men Should Improve themselves".

Huang Zhan and Stephen Chow are also good friends, so he often appears in Stephen Chow's movies. First, he played a guest role as a prude priest in 1992's "Fight Back to School 2". The next year, he played Taishi Hua in "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance".

On November 24, 2004, Huang Zhan died at the Union Hospital in Shatin, Hong Kong at the age of 63 due to the worsening of lung cancer.