Who tells the funniest joke in the world?

1, the manager met a cleaning lady to clean the elevator.

Woman worker: Manager, you go first and I'll tow it.

Manager: You'd better stall me first.

Several times, manager: let's drag and drag!

2. One family has a daughter, and at the same time, two families come to ask for relatives.

Dong Jialang is ugly, but his family is rich. Xi Jialang is beautiful, but he is poor.

Parents ask their daughters which one they want to marry. She said, "I still can't make up my mind. It is best to eat east and live west. "

Lao Zhang has been in charge of issuing operating driver's license in the transportation department. After retirement, he used his afterheat in the neighborhood Committee to help with the marriage certificate. I didn't expect that a few days after I went to work, there were many opinions from the masses. The director of the neighborhood Committee asked Lao Zhang about the situation. Lao Zhang scratched his head and said, "It's all my fault. I'm used to it. When someone comes to apply for a certificate, I always like to ask, are you going to operate or have fun? "

4. Lao Wang: My wife and I have been married for 30 years, and we always hold hands in the street.

Xiao Wang: You have such a good relationship!

Lao Wang: As soon as I let go, she went shopping.

5. Selling women's products in a store one day. Early in the morning, a large group of ladies lined up to open the door, but there was always a man pushing forward and being pushed back by the ladies again and again. The man finally shouted, "I won't open the door until you let me through."

6. A gas station put up a signboard to attract business: anyone who buys gasoline can get a local map for free.

One day, a foreigner drove his car into a gas station. He added 5 yuan of gasoline and asked for a free map.

The waiter said, "What do you need a map for? With the little gasoline you bought, I just need to point out where you are going. "