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A glimpse of Donghua emperor's foreign articles for ten thousand years

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A purple robe is cold and noble, and the silver thread pours like the vast frozen snow in the green hills. You will always hold the pale sword in your hand, and everyone will be awed and shy away from mentioning your name. At that time, you were still the Lord of this desolate world. From the moment you saved me, the purple figure has become my heart forever!

I'm Princess Luoyinli, the ghost princess. I'm afraid that only Emperor Donghua and my former ghost monarch know my life story in this four seas and eight barren places. My father is Aoche, the Lord of all demons imprisoned in the lock demon tower in the cloud nine.

15, years ago, Shao Yang, the Lord of the Purple Mansion in Donghua, led the seventy-two gods under the throne with the sword of Cang He. In order to pacify the whole world, he returned to the four seas and eight barren places to live in a stable world, and fought with demons from all walks of life. My father, Aoche, was ambitious, so he was blacklisted by Emperor Hua.

I heard from my adoptive father that it was my five-hundredth birthday, and the demon clan was full of joy, only to see a flash of fairy light, and everything became different. In order to preserve the only blood of the demon race, Aoche, my father, forcibly sealed the ghost of the demon race that he had cultivated for many years into my body, and ordered the five elders of the demon race to protect my mother and me from escaping, but he was taken advantage of by my father's enemies halfway. None of the five elders and mother were spared. Just when the butcher's knife stained with mother's blood fell on me, an Excalibur appeared in the air, and the sword was blooming in an instant, but I was picked up by a purple figure, standing above the killers ...

I saw the man's silver hair dangling in the air, and on his beautifully carved face, the dark black pupil was slightly purple, deep and long, and his eyes were shining. With a high nose and chiseled lips, this is a perfect face. His body exudes a cold air, and he looks down with pride.

"How dare you? Do you want our Emperor to bear the crime of killing women and children for you?" There is no temperature in his voice, which seems to freeze everything in the world. But now I think that's the most beautiful voice I've ever heard.

"I'll leave it to you ..." The man in purple glanced at me in his arms, turned around and disappeared with me.

The man in purple took me back to the tent. As soon as I landed, I broke away from his arms and ran outside. He just scratched his finger and trapped me in the fairy barrier. I looked back and glared at him angrily, saying nothing but staring at him.

He was dressed in a purple robe and stood in front of my eyes with his hands behind his back. There was a little smile on his originally cold face: "You are a princess of all demons, and you are so calm in the face of this emperor. What's your name? "

I bit my lip and still glared at him angrily, but I didn't answer anything. I just felt that there was a powerful qi in my body wandering between my veins, and a burst of terrible pain came to my mind ... It seemed that the more angry I was, the more it rushed.

"My little girl is quite stubborn. Do you know who I am?"

"bad guys! You hurt my people, kill my father, you are my enemy ... "I clenched my fists with both hands and tried my best to scream hysterically at him. Suddenly, my throat was red and sweet, and the wandering qi filled every corner of my body.

"Poof ..." A blood flower instantly bloomed on the fairy barrier that trapped me. My eyes blurred slowly, and my body fell back uncontrollably. In a trance, I saw a purple figure rushing towards me. Before I lost consciousness, I only felt a warm embrace caught my young body.

when I opened my eyes again, it was three days later, and what I caught my eye was still that cold face, as if everything in the world had nothing to do with him, with no emotion in my eyes and a frightening light.

"awake?" Even the voice was cold: "Little girl, I am the Emperor of Donghua. Will you stay with this Emperor from now on? By the way, let's see if this emperor is the bad guy you said. "

"what about my father?" I don't know where I got the courage to meet his cold eyes.

"You promised that you would never get angry casually in the future. When the time comes, I will take you to see your father. How? "

"It's a deal!"

"Now can you tell the Emperor your name?"

"Ao Ningxi"

Since then, Emperor Donghua has always seen a young figure around him. He will carefully protect me in the enchantment during the campaign. He said that this is the glass enchantment, which is held by his mind and no one can break it. I watched him wantonly waving the pale Excalibur in the enchantment, and I couldn't find the second one who was so handsome even in the fight. Slowly, I finally found out that his stone was filled with the whole world. Although he is in charge of life and death in the six realms, he never kills innocent people. Although he sets the laws of heaven, he does everything himself.

In his spare time, he always likes to stare blankly at the direction of Taichen Palace for thirteen days. He says that it will be the place where he will spend his leisure time in the future. I asked curiously, "The Emperor is the Lord of heaven and earth. How can he live there?"

He always pats my little head: "Sunrise girl, no one will be the eternal Lord of heaven and earth, and one day this emperor will be robbed of his feathers. By that time, Taichen Palace will be the best destination for this emperor. "

I felt a sudden pain in my heart and looked at him tearfully by pulling his sleeve. He smiled at me and said, "I don't leave anyone who loves to cry around." I haven't cried since that day, just for his joke.

"In my princess's heart, the Emperor will always be the Lord of the world."

He raised his hand and gently stroked my head along my hair. Suddenly, the corners of his mouth rose on his cold face. That faint smile flashed across his face like a ripple, then condensed into two sparks in his eyes and disappeared in the depths of his eyes. I think this is the most beautiful smile I have ever seen, and nothing can compare with him at the moment. The world knows that the Emperor Donghua doesn't ask the world of mortals, but the stupidest idea comes into my mind.

In the moonlight, Emperor Donghua is always so aloof. Occasionally, he stands alone on the platform of the ninth heaven and never leaves for a long time, but he never lets me go up.

"emperor, what's on it?"

"Sanshengshi ..."

"What is Sanshengshi?"

"It can fix the marriage of people all over the world."

"can that also determine the marriage of the emperor?" I just want to know where his marriage is.

He looked back at me, and I saw a trace of loneliness in those sharp eyes: "Oh! It can't decide the marriage of this emperor! "

"Is it because you are the Lord of heaven and earth?"

"no! How can a person without a name decide? "

I couldn't understand his words when I was young, until my adoptive father secretly told me that the Emperor had erased his name on the Sansheng Stone for the sake of the whole world and personally ruined his marriage.

From that moment on, I knew that there would be only one Donghua Emperor in Taichen Palace for the next 13 days, and I, Ao Ningxin, would like to accompany him in my own way. You will never be the only one who is immune to the four seas and eight famines. At least I will accompany him through this time when I don't know when it will fall, even if it's just a long way to forget each other ...

This four seas and eight famines have finally been settled by Shao Yangjun of Donghua Zifu, and the six realms have surrendered and the world is safe. And I have been with the emperor for ten thousand years. Until one day, he took me to the lock demon tower in the cloud nine.

"I'll take you to see your father now, Miss Sunrise."

I couldn't help knitting his sleeve tightly when I looked at the Lock Demon Tower that smelled gloomy in front of me.

"what? Princess Wan Yao will still be afraid of locking the demon tower? "

I looked up at him, threw off his sleeve stubbornly and stood straight ahead: "Hum! Princess Ben is not afraid! Who said I was afraid ... "

" Silly girl, don't worry, this emperor will protect you! Although you are over 1, years old, you are still a child. The Zhenta demon who locks the demon tower will hurt you. " His voice is as light as a gust of wind blowing through my ear. His left hand is still softly stroking my hair, and his right hand is gently waving around me to set a glass barrier.

My father was imprisoned at the top of the Lock Demon Tower. I was really shocked when I saw him. Is it still Aoche, the demon king of the past? Scattered hair covered his face, but you can still clearly see an unstoppable anger in his eyes, and his teeth rattled like an angry lion.

"Donghua emperor! If you kill me, my wife and daughter, and I, Ao Che, can get out of this demon tower, I will never let you go! "

I walked lightly forward and sobbed, "Father!" "

It seems that he was shocked by my sudden voice, and his body was like an electric shock. He was speechless and had no strength. It took him a long time to recover and say excitedly, "Ning Er! Are you Ning Er? "

"Father, I'm sorry! Ning Er is unfilial, and now I come to visit my father. "

"Ning Er, why did you come with Emperor Donghua? You forget who will be imprisoned here for your father, who killed your mother, and who killed our demon race? "

I was about to explain, but he pulled me behind him: "Aoche, do you know that you almost killed your own daughter? Is the spirit of all demons what a child who has just turned 5 can bear? If it weren't for the emperor's timely suppression, I'm afraid the sunrise girl would have been swallowed up by your demon soul. What is standing in front of you now will be the eternal demon spirit that the six parents don't recognize. "

I looked at my father in shock. I couldn't believe my ears. It was like a bolt from the blue, and someone poured a pot of cold water from head to toe. Demon spirits? It's the demon soul that my mother once said made my father swear never to let me touch him for life.

"Father, is it true? Did you really break your solemn oath to your mother and put that demon spirit in your daughter? "

"Being a father is to protect you! Son, you were only 5 years old at that time. If you didn't have the spirit of all demons, how could you escape his pale sword of Donghua Emperor? For the father, I would rather you become a demon spirit that my six parents don't recognize than see you ruin your life. "

"But my daughter doesn't want to be a demon, much less a demon spirit that harms the whole life. Father, why are you so cruel? Why did you ruin your daughter? "

My voice gradually went from low to high, and I couldn't help roaring. My face turned red, my heart seemed to explode, my body was shivering, and the terrible pain came up again, and the true qi in my body swam all over my body instantly.

"the sunrise girl! Calm down ... "The purple figure rushed in front of me and removed the enchantment, only to see a bunch of fairy force enter my chest, and the tingling slowly weakened. The wonderful sound came to my ears again:" Calm down! Hey, girl, remember what you promised me? "

"Emperor ..."

I tried to control my emotions and looked back at the only person who could make me feel at ease with tears. He quickly caught my weak body and put my head on his chest. Listening to his heartbeat, I gradually calmed down. This should be the happiest moment for me. Everything between heaven and earth seems to have disappeared, leaving only me and him.

"Ning 'er, you are the only princess of my demon family. How can you be so weak? It is your mission and your responsibility to recover my demon family. Let the demon soul come out! It can help you become the most powerful demon spirit in this four seas and eight wastes. No one will be your opponent again. You have to rebuild the past scenery of my demon family. "

"shut up! Aoche, would you rather sacrifice your own daughter's life for your selfish desires? I shouldn't have brought the sunrise girl to see you. "

As soon as he picked me up, Xiandun disappeared into the Lock Demon Tower, leaving only the voice of my father screaming in the tower for a long time. Three days later, I overheard the conversation between my adoptive father and the emperor, and since then, I have ended my days with him. I didn't expect this to be more than 1 thousand years.

"Emperor, did you really take that girl to the Lock Demon Tower? See the demon king Aoche? "

"I promised her, how can I break my word? Today, the sunrise girl is more than 1, years old, and the demon spirit in her body will compete with the immortal spirit of the cloud nine, which will not only make her suffer from the competition of two gases all day, but also stimulate the growth of the demon soul. You are about to take over the nether world, and this emperor will give you this child. There are only manzhu shahua and Xuan Bing jasper beds in the netherworld, which are the best things to suppress the spirits of all demons in the body of the girl. "

"yes! I will take good care of this child at the end. "

"Heaven, this emperor wants you to accept her as your adopted daughter. At that time, this emperor will issue an imperial edict to the four seas and eight wastes, naming this child as the Princess of the Ghost. I hope that this girl can grow up in a stable environment and will not be disturbed by the secular disputes of the six realms."

"Yes! I will live up to the emperor's entrustment. "

after my adoptive father left, I heard his cold tone: "Why don't you come out?" I walked out carefully and looked at him with tears in my eyes. At that time, I didn't know whether to apologize or walk away.

"Come on!" He waved his hand at me, his mouth was blown, and that faint smile made me dull again, and slowly walked to his face.

"Luotian will be a good father, and I can see that he likes you very much."

"can't I stay with the emperor?"

"the sunrise girl, the cloud nine will hurt you."

"Ning Xi is not afraid! Ning Xi just wants to stay with the emperor, and Ning Xi doesn't want to leave the emperor! "

"Why are you crying again!" He gently wiped the tears from my face, and this time I was too busy to listen to him.

"Ning Xi can't bear to part with the Emperor!"

"The sunrise girl, you are still young, and you may not understand the painstaking efforts of this emperor, but you should remember that all this is the best arrangement. In the future, you will understand. "

"Does Ning Xi have to leave?"

"all this is for you to protect you! Do you understand? "

"will you come to see me then?"

"Will our Emperor personally deliver the wedding gift after the sunrise?"

"that's a deal!"

"It's a deal!"

I loosened his sleeve and looked up at him, just hoping to see him again. I was afraid that I would never see him again after I left. The only person I trust so far, the one I love willingly even though I know I can't.

A month later, Emperor Donghua announced to the world that God would fall to heaven to take charge of the nether world, take Ao Ningxue as his adopted daughter, and give her advice. Specially sealed princess of the ghost.

Since then, I have never seen the Emperor Donghua. My adoptive father and mother gave me the warmest home. They loved me like my own daughter, and my brother took care of me in every way. Finally, I became a princess in the four seas, and I was personally sealed by Shaoyang Jun, the purple mansion of Donghua.

Because of me, Emperor Donghua has made a special announcement, and the nether world has become the only Amnesty boundary of Nine Heavens. You don't have to attend the court meeting or take part in political affairs, and no one can disturb it without authorization unless he writes a letter by Emperor Donghua himself. He really gave me the best protection, just as I promised.

Since then, the news about him has only been heard. I heard that he abdicated the throne and really retired to the Thirteen Days Palace. I heard that he has been away from the world for hundreds of thousands of years and has been living in San Francisco.