Who can tell a joke about the exam?

1. When I was looking for a job, the examiner asked me when I would graduate. I wanted to say 2000, but when I got excited, I said, "Two thousand years ago. . . "What's more, the examiner sighed and said," Confucius' student. "

2. In the past, the examination teacher handed out papers, and the girls at the back took one more and shouted, "Teacher, I have it, I have it." As a result, the boy sitting next to him said, "It's mine, it's mine."

3. One of our colleagues, when taking the driver's license test, said a classic sentence to the examiner: report the instrument and the examiner is normal.

4. Calculus will be tested tomorrow. Call my parents and tell them I love them. Thank you for your years of parenting. Take a good bath, and then play a live football game at last. Eat a large snack in the dormitory, and give it to your roommate if you can't finish it. Donate clothes if you can. Say sorry to those who feel sorry for themselves. Say good night to every friend before going to bed, and then confess to the girl you secretly love. Lying quietly in bed after turning off the phone, telling myself that I love this world …