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Talk about apology, talk about qq's apology mood.

Talk about apologizing

1, don't apologize to me. Apologizing can only bring you peace of mind, not my relief.

I made her angry and apologized to her. She wouldn't listen. Apologize here and show her, okay?

3, I really don't have to apologize all the time. That feeling is actually like losing my kitten and puppy. I will be sad. You don't have to feel sorry for anything, and you don't have to feel that you are in my life.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from Durex manufacturer to your parents.

I bought breakfast this morning. A handsome guy knocked over my porridge and apologized to me. I said he had to stay with me all night! Taking care of your health is the capital of the revolution. You don't need to apologize, because you haven't wronged anyone. It's really great for you, and if you want to say something to some sprayers, you can do it, but don't push!

When I was with you, I learned to apologize and cry.

7. Don't say you're sorry, because you never cared about me. Don't say sorry, because you never consider my feelings. There is no need to feel guilty, and the loved ones don't need to apologize.

Yesterday, Cui Haoran sent a car to apologize to Yang Fuyu. They are really together.

9. Don't apologize. I hope you suffocate.

10. Do I need to apologize if I'm not as good as you think?

1 1, don't tell me you're sorry if you pretend to be forced. Get out consciously is your best apology.

12, too many people can't do anything but move on calmly. Those who are loved don't have to apologize.

13. He deleted all my messages and apologized to me.

14, when a girl bows her head and apologizes to you, you are really not a man.

15, after the fight, we tacitly waited for the other party's apology.

16, I'd rather just quarrel, apologize and make up.

17, don't say sorry to me if you don't mean it. You are the best apology.

18, I didn't answer back when you scolded me before, but now you apologize on your knees.

19, why do I always have to apologize and say I'm sorry? Please don't give up on me.

20. My best friend fought for me and others, but no one helped her. I feel sorry for such a proud person who keeps apologizing to others.

2 1. Boys who can take the initiative to apologize to girls are not bad.

22. I apologize not to ask the other person for forgiveness, but to tell the other person to shut up quickly and not endlessly.

Since she likes her new lover and treats all my hobbies as dogs, she will regret it sooner or later. I will never apologize for being blind and walking alone.

24, something is broken, maybe it can be repaired; How can a broken heart be as beautiful as ever? Feelings don't mean anything, they need real feelings inside; Apologizing means nothing.

25. Friends probably just keep quarreling and fighting, and finally they blush and have thick necks. There's no need to apologize, but they just don't leave and then come back to life with blood and get together again.

26. The former male ticket apologized to me and wanted to come back to me. I refused, and now everyone is accusing me.

Cai Yue, I apologize to you again. I found the last thing. It's a message from my boudoir and a stolen number. I hope you will come back to me again.

28. I had a quarrel with you in the group, and then I left the group with a trumpet to see if you were in a hurry to apologize to me, but I saw you chatting with someone else.

29. I apologize to my old lover, because I am like the first love to my new lover.

Apologizing doesn't necessarily mean that you are wrong, but you think this relationship is more important than your dignity.

3 1. Apologizing can stop thinking about saying goodbye, can you understand everything?

Coming back gives me a chance to apologize to you.

33. Only people with strong inner feelings will apologize; But only someone with a stronger heart can forgive.

34. You never know what it feels like to be heartbroken when you are unreasonable. I apologize desperately for being afraid that you will leave.

35. Your sentence "You are so stupid!" She scolded you, and you told me that I told her to kneel down and apologize to you, which made me feel very warm.

36. Experience will tell you that not all apologies can be exchanged for 100% forgiveness.

Don't tell me you are sorry, hypocrite. I can't afford it. Getting out is the best apology.

He said he was wrong and he wanted to apologize to me. If I am wrong, he still wants to apologize to me.

Apologize to your girlfriend, apologize to your girlfriend qq.

Apologize to your girlfriend

1. I promised to accompany my wife to buy stinky tofu for her at night, but I was suddenly disturbed and let my wife down. I'm sorry!

2. My wife failed in the second subject, but she is still practicing her ideas, or I am not good enough. I don't know what I'm feeling now. The only worry is that the wife's emotions affect the baby's development. Am I too selfish? But I still love my wife, but now it's not my favorite! I love my baby the most. I want my baby to be healthy and happy, and then I will care about my wife's feeling of failing the second subject. Sorry, wife!

3, quarreling and hearing his wife's crying, psychologically uncomfortable! If I can, it's like eloping with you. I don't care about anyone or anything, only you, me and my children, even if I live the hardest days and take the hardest road! I ran to my leg and got cramps. I don't know where the road is. Only I can understand the bitterness of tears and sweat! Honey, I'm sorry to upset you. Damn it!

Dear beauty loves his wife, I'm sorry, I was wrong, and I won't make you angry again. Forgive me, I like you best.

5. I will let you in the future. I won't argue with you. I'll make you more. Wife. I'm sorry. Forgive me. I'm not angry anymore. Now it's all over. Go over there. Be happy. Honey, I love you.

I'm sorry for saying so many things that I shouldn't have said to you. I don't know how I can have the face to accept these two clothes you gave me. Your intention is that I hurt you and I'm sorry for my wife. Thank you for everything.

7, wife, I'm sorry, I made you angry today, wife, I love you, you are my world. I want to protect you all my life. I can't live without you for a second. Just like fish can't live without water. You are my goal and my motivation. With you, I feel I have the whole world. It's good to have you. I am very satisfied.

8. I know I am not a good boyfriend, let alone a good husband. But I will be your child's support. I'm sorry for your wife's trouble. Companionship is the best love. I was really wrong until today. I will make up for all the shortcomings. I hope all the efforts can be exchanged for a happy family. Honey, I love you.

9. I know I am not a good husband. But I will be your child's support. I'm sorry that my wife has wronged you. Companionship is the best love. I was really wrong until today. I will make up for all the shortcomings. I hope all the efforts can be exchanged for a happy family. Honey, I love you.

10. The construction site is under construction, and advertisements are posted outside the fence. I suddenly remembered what my friend said. It has been ten years since I graduated from college. I bought a house, a car, a wife, a family and a child. Sorry about my youth, so he left.

1 1. When a woman marries a man, there must be one thing that deserves her nostalgia. Either she has money so that she can eat and wear warm clothes, or she will care about the human body and make her feel that she can't find anything so good for her after leaving, either romantic or practical. She doesn't fool around outside and tells her everything, making her feel that she won't do anything wrong outside. Then I ask you what you have, and what you take to let me serve you like grandpa.

12, wife, I'm really sorry for losing what you gave me.

13, the most sorry thing in my life is my wife. My wife loves you. I came back from the army three months later, and we advanced and retreated together. I will love you, take care of you and spend my whole life. My life protects and cares for you.

14, a bottle of shampoo and a box of hair wax are so delicious? It's not really worth much to you. But for me, it is priceless. My wife bought it for me carefully. I did a terrible job by myself today. Sorry, wife. Forgive my carelessness and recklessness. I'm sorry for these strangers who took my things intentionally or unintentionally. I just want to say that people are doing things and people are watching.

I was reluctant to part with my wife at the station. I'm late again today. I'm sorry, wife. Just want to say, love you, wife, see you next time.

16, repeated failures make me feel too sorry for my wife and children and make you and me suffer.

17, no matter how bad you are, the woman who loves you will live with you, but the most taboo between couples is the intervention of others. It is not good to have too much contact in the name of friends. It's just that some people cheat their wives under the banner of friends, and finally say to their wives who have been together for a long time, I'm sorry, I love her, which is probably the funniest joke in the world.

18, wife, I made you angry again. I apologize to you here. Sorry, forgive my wife!

19, I can't take it anymore. It makes me vomit. An ugly, poor and incompetent diaosi found a beautiful girl and followed him for three years. As a result, that man cheated on me once in the month I knew him. I really don't know how much he has done to his wife in these three years. Therefore, a man's derailment has nothing to do with his own conditions, but is caused by his attributes. Dogs only eat shit and are not used to feeding it.

20. Some things are beyond our control. I always feel sorry that my wife didn't give her happiness but let her suffer with me first. I'm really sorry! What I owe in this life will be paid back in the next life!

2 1, watching you live such a stable life, I have heartfelt satisfaction and blessings, but I don't want our love to be so quiet bit by bit. My wife is sorry for me and I won't let go.

22. My wife was so mean to you for the first time, and quarreled with you for the first time. I will never bully you again. Today, my wife regrets her death. I'm sorry, my eyes are swollen with crying, 10 thousand are sorry, and 10 thousand are not willful. Cherish each other

23. My wife had a hard day today, and I didn't even know it at work. Besides, I gave my wife a good lecture. I feel sorry for her. I hope she can spend every day in the future. I'd rather let me feel sorry for her than let her feel sad alone. Wife, forgive me, a public servant who serves the people but can never serve you again.

24, wife, I'm sorry! Starting tonight, I will make up for what I owe you! I'm sorry! I'm terribly sorry! Wan 'an.

He has been married to her for two years. This quarrel was the worst, and then there was a cold war for several days. Finally, all grievances should be written on paper and exchanged with each other. Communication is needed in marriage. He took the paper, which was full of her grievances and complaints. He looked at it thoughtfully. She picked up the newspaper, which was full of wives. I'm sorry, forgive me. She smiled through tears and endured it properly, except for getting married.

26, my wife is actually very sorry for you. You came to Shanghai, but I still can't sleep with you. I think you must be scared to death. My wife will definitely come to the hotel to live with you as soon as possible. Honey, I love you, so, so (I have to make up for today, so let's not say good night first)

27, wife, I'm sorry, it's my fault. I am sorry to think that you have given up so much for me. I have no reason not to cherish the time with you. Five years of love, there are laughter and tears. Only we have experienced the process of the road we have traveled. Honey, I love you.

28. You didn't tell me when you came home. I know you are tired. I was worried about you, too. Sorry, my wife.

29. I'm sorry, I've been a little headstrong recently and I'm often jealous. In the past two days, I even got jealous of your wife. Really get carried away, too much poisoning. After a little emotional in the afternoon, I also felt the pressure I gave you. After reflection, in fact, I have no qualification to be jealous. It's just that sometimes it's inevitable to be led by emotions, and I immediately figured it out, and that emotion is gone.

30. I feel particularly uncomfortable when I see the news released by my wife today. I will definitely try my best. Actually, the hardest part is my wife. No, be nice to her. I am really sorry that she gave me that love.

3 1, wife, I'm sorry, I promised you today, and I'll make it up to you. It's really hard in my heart Every day after coming home, my wife finds fault with all kinds of things.

32. My daughter-in-law went to work. I am at home alone, sleeping, washing clothes, cleaning up, and then picking up my wife from work at night. But because I didn't make it clear, my wife and I were staggered, and my wife had to go there to find me on a hot day. Honey, I'm sorry.

33, drunk, alas, wife, sorry to keep you waiting.

To tell you the truth, on the way back to the hotel, I felt I was too hard on you. I'm sorry, because you are still worried about my parents after all. You may not be able to handle it that well. Sorry, my wife. I was too hard on you, but I felt heavy because I was in a hurry. I want to apologize to you. You know I did that because I wanted to go to Qingdao.

Thanks to the shepherd, I realized that I was the most wrong and jerk. I blame myself too much. If I did it again, I wouldn't be so naive and so fierce. I'm sorry, honey. Ps, the old days with my wife. That's my most precious thing.

We have been together for more than two months. I'm particularly angry for the first time today. My heart really hurts with anger. I didn't cry for a long time, but I cried. My own impulse almost lost the person I love most, which made me lose my mind. I smoke like crazy, my throat hurts and I keep coughing, which makes us both very sad. I'm sorry, wife, I'm really wrong. I love you and I will never leave you.

37. Today, my husband was drunk. Although he was drunk and threw up all over the bathroom, he kept muttering that my wife said I was sorry for you. I was wrong. I have always wanted to give you a better life and make you happy. After listening to these words, my stomach is full of grievances and anger.

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1, struggling, in the abyss of endless regret; Struggle, in endless frustration; Struggle, in endless painful memories, makes you sad. I am caught in endless struggle. I really want to say I'm sorry.

Don't ignore me, I can't figure out why you left. Don't ignore me, I don't want to wake up crying at night. Don't ignore me, I'll learn. Don't ignore me, please send me a message.

3, the empty mountain is silent, and the universe is silent. It is my sadness that renders the sadness of all things; Birds croak and butterflies fly low, which is the pain of my infection with everything; Please don't be silent, please don't cry. I already regret that my heart is broken. Forgive me for answering the message!

4. I am the luckiest person in the world when I meet you; Falling in love with you, I am the happiest person in the world; I am the happiest person in the world with you; Leaving you, I am the most painful person in the world. Please don't leave me, or I will become the most pitiful person in the world.

The longest river is not as long as love, and the deepest sea is not as deep as hate. Even a thousand locks can't lock the helplessness of love, and even spring flowers and moons can't pay off the debt you owe me.

6. Your reproach is like waves coming in layers, impacting my heart. Coupled with the cold eyes attacking my soul, my spirit has gradually collapsed, and my whole heart is struggling with remorse and self-blame. Please send me a message to help me!

7. Being angry is to punish yourself with other people's mistakes, so don't be angry. I will be distressed to punish you. If you want to punish me, you can scold me and make me angry. I'll never blame you, okay?

8. In those hard days, I finally realized the taste of heartbreak. Everything is a self-inflicted outcome, but I clearly see that I care about you so much. Please forgive my carelessness!

9. Overlapping is missing, and repeating is missing; There is love dancing in our hearts for a long time, and affection rippling in our eyes for a long time; There is a sentence brewing in the mouth for a long time: I'm sorry!

10, you are mine and I am yours, so I accept all your anger, dear, I'm sorry! Knowing that you are in a good mood will make you in a good mood. Hello, everyone will be fine.

1 1. I never regret loving you and never flinch. I miss you so much that I can't sleep. If I make a mistake, I will comfort myself in heaven: forgive me, dear.

12, I don't miss you because of the change of seasons, I don't miss you because of long-distance love, I don't alienate you because of busyness, and I don't forget you because of time. Please let a heart that loves you atone for me.

13, I miss your smile, you smile slightly, and my heart beats wildly in an instant; I miss your company, my mouth bends upward, and my happiness comes instantly. Honey, I'm sorry, forgive me!

14, it is said that meteors are responsive, and I am willing to wait under the starry sky until a star touched by me, bearing my thoughts and sincerity, falls on your heart and rekindles love. I'm sorry

15, it was my ignorance that broke your heart; It was my recklessness that broke the wings of love; It is my willfulness that blinds the eyes of love; I wish you many adults and forgive me many innocents!

16, you told me to face east, but I didn't dare to face west. You told me to sit on a stool, but I didn't dare to climb a ladder. You told me to eat dry, but I didn't dare to drink thin. You told me to wipe my sweat, but I didn't dare to wipe my nose. Please forgive my unintentional mistake!

17, my mind is full of your figure, tormenting my heart; I really want to hold you in my arms, but I can't see you when I reach out. I've been thinking about your mood since we broke up. I'm sorry!

18, you know my character, this tone. But I love you, blx, and I will prove it to you. Dear you, I'm sorry to tell you only, because only you are important.

19, wife, please calm down, being angry is easy to hurt your health; Never mind the nonsense, never mind it; You can beat me, scold me and hold you in your hand. Sorry, forgive me!

20, the sky can let go of the ice rain, the sea can hold fish, the grass depends on the ground, I can't live without you, please forgive my ignorant past, I sincerely say to you: Dear, I'm sorry.

2 1, there is a dormant period after volcanic eruption, a buffer period after braking, and a reflection period after quarreling. Reflection conclusion: I have a bad temper. I will make a good transformation in the future and give a smiling face!

22. The most painful thing is not insomnia, but that you are not around; The most painful thing is not wrong love, but infatuation with you; The most painful thing is not that you don't understand my heart, but that you read the message or ignore me.

23, I have a kind of sadness, facing the sky, smirking in a daze; I am a little helpless, in front of you, but you turn a blind eye; I have a request, please forgive me and don't mention it again!

24. If time could go back, I would never quarrel with you. I just hope that laughter and laughter can always accompany me and make you happy until you are old. Honey, I know I was wrong. I hope everyone will forgive me and smile!

25. Unintentional mistakes make you unhappy; It was an accident, please forgive me; Inner regret, sincere apology; I hope you can accept it and give me a chance. Sorry, forgive my mistake, come back to me, don't be angry!

About apologizing, talk about apologizing to your girlfriend.

About apologizing:

1. Apologizing is useless! I'm not green tea! No chance for another bottle!

Don't apologize, because once you say you're sorry, it means you must owe something.

You said you would never bow your head and apologize to others. I smiled silently. I am the same in front of you.

Don't apologize, the poor are suspected to be right.

Do I need to apologize to you if I am not as good as you think?

6. Apologize for the good old days, because my carelessness broke you down. Since then, my heart has become a bottomless cup.

7. Don't say sorry to me. The best apology is to get out!

That heart has been torn to pieces, and an apology can't be redeemed.

9. An insincere apology is just a self-deceiving lie.

10. I can't even apologize without you, as long as you can accompany me.

1 1. Not everyone who has been hurt has time to apologize and remedy.

12. Apologizing doesn't necessarily mean that I am wrong, but I think this relationship is more important than my dignity.

13. Apologize, people do whatever they want, thinking that an apology can offset everything.

14. Don't apologize for your efforts, I'm so sorry for your efforts!

15. The last apology in the world is to apologize for liking it.

16. apologize, I will apologize. Your cowardice makes me feel insecure.

17. Don't apologize to me. Apologizing can only bring you peace of mind, not my relief.

18. He doesn't mind taking the initiative to apologize, but he doesn't want to be the one who apologizes forever.

Life is short. Smile happily, apologize if you should, and give up if you can't change it.

20. Misfortune comes from the mouth, and everything you say goes through the brain. Admit what you said, if you should apologize.

2 1. Don't think that every apology you make will bring everything back to yesterday. Apologizing is just your relief, not my forgiveness.

22. Don't apologize, don't apologize for your contribution, because it doesn't respect your contribution at all.

23. Shut up and talk. Why are you here? Why did you leave like this? Does an apology help? If you say you don't apologize, it will be unreasonable to come back!

24. Apologize to all the good things in the past, because those who don't know how to cherish the past.

If you don't say an apology to the client, it will become useless self-blame.

Apologize to your girlfriend:

1, by my side, I don't think it's wonderful; I'm not around, upset for no reason. I know that you are a little annoyed because of my unreasonable behavior. I'm sorry, it's my fault. Don't be angry. Take a picture, okay? May you smile when you see me!

It's my fault that I met you, liked you, fell in love with you, made you angry and sad, and made you cry. I deserve to die. Please punish me (forgive me) and let me make a mistake in the end. This is the best way to vent my anger to my dear.

3. Some people say that time is a knife, and everything will be cut off by it, including affection; I said that time is a filter, filtering out all shortcomings except my missing you. Forgive me, okay?

Because of impulse, I made the most regretful thing in my life. Now, I really want to tell you: I am sorry!

Because my mistake makes you angry, I feel remorse and regret in my heart. I assure you that this will never happen again. I will tell you with a short message: I was wrong! I just hope you can smile and forget your troubles, my good brother. Forgive me.

6. Maybe it's fate. None of us wanted to hurt the last person, but it happened. I believe you because I love you. Let's cherish each other!

7, smile, how beautiful, smile makes my heart beat; Relax your eyebrows, don't worry, being happy will make you slimmer, more open-minded, and have a smaller temper, ensuring everything goes smoothly! I'm sorry, please don't be angry again.

8. Holding your hand, I miss your tenderness. It was all my fault. Your forgiveness is my greatest happiness. I hope your face will shine again and your heart will be reopened for me.

9. I know there are too many things I don't understand. I know I often worry you. I know I often make you angry. I want to tell you that I look forward to your understanding and concern.

10, I know I was too impulsive that day, and I only remembered that dream in my heart, ignoring your impatience. At the moment, my heart hurts. I hope you can relax after receiving the message and forgive my impulse.

1 1, I'm really bad, I'm a hooligan, all because of my impulsiveness; I should have scolded, because I didn't listen to you. Honey, I'm sorry. Please don't be angry again, okay?

12, I will never make you angry again. I promise to make you happy when you are unhappy and never spoil your fun when you are happy. You told me to go to the east, and I will never go to the west. You told me to go to heaven, and I will never go down. Please forgive me.

13, I want to say sorry to you, but now that you are far away from me, our friendship will not change with time, but I still want to say this apology in front of you. Please forgive my ignorance and wish you good luck in other places.

14, my fault, I cut your heart, and at the same time, my heart is broken. Now, I use my sincere love to mend your wounds and sew up my soul. Please accept my sincerity.

15, forget everything unpleasant, we will always be friends, right!

16, hot weather still makes you angry. I feel really guilty. I feel sorry for myself all day. How can I dispel your worries? You have to think about it, you can't, or you can't. I hope you can forgive my mistake and stop worrying. I sincerely apologize and hope that you can forget your hostility with a smile.

17, it's been many, many seconds, don't take it to heart! What do you want me to do to forgive me?

18, the world is developing, human beings are making progress, trains are accelerating, cars have high speed, high-speed rail has been on the road, and everything is moving nonstop. Why let love come to an abrupt end? I hope my sincere apology can eliminate the fault of love and let our love gallop at a high speed!

19, if I am strong and willful, I will accidentally hurt you. Can you gently remind me? Although I am too anxious, I am more afraid of missing you. Love really needs courage!

20, life does not need to be earth-shattering, just be happy; Friendship doesn't need sweet words, just think about it; Money doesn't need a car to carry a bucket, just enough; Friends don't need to go all over the world, it's good to have you, but I hope my friends will forgive my little temper and stop being angry.

2 1, your heartache, my heartache; You burst into tears, and I regret it again and again; At this moment, I fully understand that your smile touched my heart. Please forgive my carelessness.

22. You seem angry, and I feel bad! If I make this mistake, I hope you can forgive me! If I can't forgive myself, I can't forgive myself

23. Be tolerant and give happiness when you can be tolerant; Forgive others and forgive others, and gain happiness; Don't refuse your happiness, don't drive it away, just forgive me! I bow deeply here to show my gratitude! thank you

24. In the days without you, it seems that there is no sun during the day, and my heart loses its warmth; In the days without you, it seems that there is no moonlight at night, and life loses its romance; In the days without you, my world is miserable. Please show up quickly and don't ignore me!

25, calm down, let go of the interference of interests, let go of the temptation of material, and listen to the truest and purest voice in your heart. It is telling me seriously that what I want most is to let love exist and never miss it again! I'm sorry. I love you.

26. Good wife, don't be angry. I knew that I had made a mistake. If I have to make up for it, I am willing to give my life. As long as you are happy, let's forget the past and start over, ok, wife? Short message daquan

27. Senior killer: You are a senior killer. You killed my happiness with indifference, stabbed my happiness with staying away, and hit my enthusiasm with ruthlessness. Please don't bother me. My soul is yours. Stop torturing me! Forgive me!

I'm sorry, I can't help thinking about you. I can't let myself forget you. I can't live without you in my heart, so I will continue to bother you.

29. Excuse me! Excuse me! I was wrong! It doesn't matter! I surrender! I can't hold it any longer! Forgive me!

30. Beating is love, scolding is love, and scolding while hitting is love. I was in love, but it wasn't deep enough, so I quarreled with you. But I didn't mean to make you angry. I sincerely say to you: Dear, I'm sorry, please forgive my feelings!

3 1. confession: I tried to commit suicide with tofu and hang myself with noodles, but all failed. What should I do?

32. You don't need to cry, and you don't want to be miserable. Who wants to love the universe and destroy it? If you are not satisfied with my request, how can you continue? Honey, please don't mind if I leave. I'm sorry. Apologize SMS

33. Baby, you get old when you are angry. Baby, please, don't be angry. I won't talk when you are angry. You get angry when I can't talk. Forgive me for the baby, you can be young forever.

Baby, I can't see your message or hear your voice. It's so quiet. My heart is crying, I can't live without you, because you are already a part of me!