Composition: Xiao Ming's two or three things. (Parallel structure)

Time passed quickly, and I was in the third grade before I knew it. Many interesting things have happened around me. They are like a string of pearls, scattered in my memory, and I always laugh when I think of myself. Today I will tell you two stories.

I am a cheerful girl, and my mother and I usually like joking. Once, my mother told a joke about parrots. After school, I jumped up the stairs with my schoolbag on my back and knocked on the children. My mother asked, "Who is it?" I suddenly remembered the joke and replied, "Plumber." Another time, when my mother came home from work, my grandfather opened the door before I could open it. I didn't come in until my mother came into the room. No, I pushed my mother out of the door and asked her to knock again. Mother knocked at the door and said, "The plumber is back!" " "I just opened the door and said with a smile," My water pipe is not broken. "

I love to laugh, too. Once, I heard a joke: several small animals are going to cross the river. When they are in danger in the middle of the river, they need to push some of them into the river. Everyone decided to tell jokes, and whoever didn't laugh at their jokes was pushed down. The first few animals were knocked down because the pigs didn't laugh. When the pony told everyone not to laugh, the pig smiled. The monkey asked him, "What are you laughing at?" It said, "Hou, what that little rabbit said just now is really funny!" " "After hearing this joke, I have been laughing. Burping can't stop me from laughing until my mouth hurts.

I am such a cheerful and laughing girl. There are many such things. I will tell you later!

Parrot joke

Xiao Ming's family has a parrot, which is very clever. You can learn everything by listening to it a few times. One day, Xiao Ming's water pipe was broken, and the repairman didn't come for a long time after repairing it. Xiaoming is out because of something. Soon the repairman came and knocked on the door. A shrill female voice came from the room: "Who is it?" "Plumber" passed a while, there was no movement in the room, and there was a knock at the door. Someone asked, "Who is it?" The plumber waited for a while, but nothing happened. So many times. . . Half an hour later, Xiao Ming came back and saw a man lying unconscious at the door. Xiao Ming said to himself, "Who is this?" A voice came from the room: "Plumber!