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What is the word about Huarong Road in the cross talk "Huarong Road" in Beijing Opera?
Guan Yu: Hongsheng
Cao Cao: net
The plot of Huarong Road in Peking Opera;
Guan Gongzeng
When visiting Cao Cao, Cao Cao loved his bravery and saluted him. Cao Cao led the army south, and Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu were defeated in Chibi. Zhuge Liang sent his generals and cut them off, leaving Guan Yu alone. Guan Yu refused to accept it, so it was useless.
Zhuge Liang said that Cao Cao was going to take Huarong Road to Xudu. If the government was used to guard this, it would be selfish and miss the big event. Guan Yu said that he had beheaded Yan Liang and Wen Chou in return for his past kindness. This time, if Cao Cao is left alone, he will go. Cao Cao went to Huarong Road and accompanied him.
Yes, but only 27. It's embarrassing. Suddenly Guan Yu came out with a horizontal knife, and his heart and gallbladder were broken. Cheng Yu called Guan Yu a man of faith, and he could move old feelings. Cao Cao then came forward to plead with Guan Yu, who missed the great kindness of the past, but could not bear to kill him in his heart.
Damn it, when you hesitate to move, you give way and let Cao Cao and others stumble away. In regret, I wanted to kill Cao Cao, but Zhang Liao gave thanks and Guan Yu moved on with the feeling of an old friend, so I had to sigh and retreat. Zhuge Liang wants to take the right army.
Method, Liu Bei begged to start.
The full script of the Peking Opera Huarong Road;
(Four green bits and pieces are the same as above, on Guan Yu. )
Guan Yu rushed into the sky and Wenguang shot a bullfight.
(Reading) Wearing a golden crown, phoenix wings, phoenix eyes and silkworms eyebrows, you look dashing. Loyalty and righteousness help the Han master, and the battle depends entirely on the crescent knife.
(White) Guan Yu, a clan relative of the Han family, and his military adviser gambled to catch traitors.
(Primary school with horses. )
Guan Yu (Xipi director) laughed behind his back that Zhuge could not fight.
(Xipi Adagio) Go to the camp and look down on me, Cao.
I have a good idea to read Chunqiu since I was a child.
Angry at the injustice of local tyrants.
With the blessing of the Virgin Mary, spring changed its appearance.
Take Fan to become sworn brothers.
I made a great contribution to breaking the yellow turban insurrectionary.
The hero tries his best before the wine gets cold.
To protect the emperor's wife,
The ancient city of Cai Yang.
Set an ambush on Huarong Road,
Today I am bent on catching Cao Cao.
I know that Cao Cao is here.
(off. )
Cao Cao and Cao Mengde sighed at the same time.
(Four green robes, eight generals of Cao Cao, the same as Cao Cao. )
Cao Cao (white)!
(Xipi Adagio) Beat your chest and feet and cry bitterly.
Leading an army of 830,000 troops to the Central Plains,
I really hope to destroy Liu Bei and cross the south of the Yangtze River in one step.
I only hate Zhuge Liang for his scheming,
Huang Gong presented a series of burning warships.
Unexpectedly, the soldiers were burned to the skin.
There are only eighteen left to ride.
Sit on the carved saddle and look with your eyes.
(Laughter) Scared, hahaha!
Why did Premier Chu Xu laugh?
Cao Cao (Xipi Rocker) smiled and laughed. Zhou Lang is knowledgeable.
There are very few organs in Kong Ming's sleeve.
If there are people and horses at sunrise,
I'm afraid I will lose my plan.
(A walk-on shouts. )
Cao Cao (Xipi rocker) didn't send a horse to shout.
The flag fluttered in fear.
Chu Xu, look, who's Banner?
(White) Yes.
(Chu Xu looks. )
(White) That's the flag of Guan.
Thank God Cao Cao is good to me!
Chu Xu (white) things up to now, thank what heaven and earth?
Cao Cao (white decoration) assured me three times that I would not die. Are you not forgiving once today?
Minister Chu Xu (white) cannot be killed.
Don't kill Cao Cao (Bai). Go and rest in the back.
(White) Yes.
Cao Cao (Xipi Liushui Class) heard that Guan Meizhu was coming.
Not from Meng Deli's heart.
Please come forward and watch the ceremony.
Say hello, sir, and you will be safe.
The primary school (white) is coming!
Guan Yu heard people screaming again.
(Guan Yu walks onto the stage. )
Guan Yu (Xipi original board) raised his eyebrows and looked at it carefully;
On the narrow road, unless the enemy comes,
Under military orders, who will recognize you, long-standing friendship?
Cao Cao (Xipi Yuan Zhi) and Cao Mengde both laughed at once.
Listen to the root seedling said in a respectful voice:
Chibi, the defeated soldiers are on fire,
I hope you can kindly let me go back to Korea.
Guan Yu in the Three Kingdoms (Xipi original class),
A group of fake attentions hid a knife in their sleeves.
Why should I laugh when I fight today?
How can I forgive you if I arrest you under military orders?
Cao Cao (Xipiyuanban) fell in love with that little Zhou Lang.
Only the soldiers were burned to pieces.
Only 18 defeated riders came,
Look carefully if you don't believe me.
Guan Yu (Bai) Primary School, find out how many troops Cao Cao has left.
Primary school (white), you stand up! One, five, ten, fifteen, one, two, three!
18 riding a beaten army!
Guan Yu (white) strategist is scared, strategist! You can calculate, but you can't predict: speak slowly 18 defeated soldiers 18 tigers, how can it be true!
(Allegro Xipi) I hope he is as good as anchovies.
Bowed birds can hardly fly away even if their wings are inserted vertically.
Cao Cao (Allegro Xipi) said I swallowed fish like a fish.
No matter what you say, it is difficult for the injured bird to escape.
I thought I was nice to you, Hearn and Senior 1,
Get on and off the horse. The silver banquet is beautiful.
This official gave you a lot of shouting from Lv Hou,
You are an upright man. How can you forget your old friends?
Guan Yu (Allegro Xipi) Although you are very kind to me,
I also reported your credit:
Chop Yan Liang, punish Wen Chou for meritorious service,
Sorghum hanging seal, sealing gold words Cao.
Cao Cao (Allegro Xipi) I also ordered someone to send my diploma.
I sent wine and a red robe when I left.
Guan Yu (Allegro Xipi) mentioned that it was annoying to send diplomas.
Over Kong Xiu, Meng Tao was stabbed and Wang Zhen became an owl.
Cross the Yellow River to cut Chyi Chin's paper,
Thank you, Prime Minister, for your hypocrisy!
Cao Cao (Allegro Xipi) once promised me that Yunyang would answer the newspaper in Xuchang.
Why do people throw it away once they move?
Guan Yu (Allegro Xipi) Either I forgot Yunyang's reply,
Because you are a wicked Cao.
Bullying you when shooting deer in Xu Tian,
Holding the emperor's life, the ministers pressed the crowd.
Forcing Dong Guifei to death is a great sin,
Dong Guifei, Ma Teng is ill and wants to help the Han Dynasty.
I can't wait to hold it, peel and mow the grass,
Let's try crescent steel knife.
Cao Cao (Xipi Yao Ban) and Cao Mengde are on horseback, complaining bitterly.
Hou Jun is scared!
Why not leave a good name, a permanent mark?
Guan Yu (Xipi Yao Ban) used to kill people without blinking an eye.
Iron is as soft as cotton.
Behind my back, I only blame the strategist,
It's hard to think from left to right.
Is Guan a heartless person?
I'd rather cut off my head and hang a high pole.
Primary schools set off in a long snake formation, and they were very busy.
Release Cao Cao and return to the Central Plains.
Cao Cao (white) Chu Xu, what is the battle?
Chu Xu (white) is.
(Chu Xu looks. )
Chu Xu (white) This is a long snake array.
Cao Cao (Bai) wants you and me to escape and go.
(Xipi Rocker) What a beautiful beard.
Release Cao Cao and return to the Central Plains.
If heaven opens its eyes for three minutes,
And complain to Wu Dong.
(Cao Cao, eight generals of Cao Cao, four green robes, the same status. )
Primary school (white) Cao Cao escaped!
Guan Yu (Bai) returned to camp!
(Allegro Xipi) Regrets that he was wrongly sentenced in Yunyang.
Today, I obey human feelings and break the law.
Ask the primary school to inform you and grandpa Yuanmen,
(Guan Yu beat the horse. )
Guan Yu (Allegro Xipi) said that Master Guan had released Cao Cao.
(The same below. )
(End)
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