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Marrying a fat wife will make people laugh.

First, "I don't like women who are too fat, and I have no face when I take them out." As a normal man, I want to tell you the truth. Compared with women's looks, men pay more attention to women's figure, especially those who are convex and backward. Men like it best. A fat woman walking in the street is like a piece of fat moving, and men don't want to see it, let alone like it. My family arranged a blind date for me some time ago. I saw it and left directly. I'm ridiculously fat! Anyway, I don't like women who are too fat, and I think it's useless to take them out.

Second, "I like women who are neither fat nor thin". I prefer women who are neither fat nor thin. I am too fat and boring, too thin and too fragile. I feel that having a baby is a problem and my body can't afford it. I hope my future wife is 165cm tall and weighs no more than 100, and her height and weight are just right. Of course, as far as the proportion of women is concerned, I won't say short. I don't like short girls either, but I must give people a very comfortable feeling.

Third, "I don't like thin women", a female friend of mine, is 170cm tall and weighs only 95kg! I really don't know if she is eating. She is too thin. Every time I see her two long legs, I feel two bamboo poles walking, which makes me feel weak. I don't like women who are too thin I really don't have any interest. Women must have some meat to feel cute and comfortable, otherwise they always feel very responsive.

Fourth, "I like thin women" My height 170cm. Girls think I'm a little short and don't like getting along with me, but I'm very manly and self-motivated. I like that kind of very small woman, and I find it very lovable and need the protection of men. Walking with me will make me look tall. I think when two people get along, the height difference determines whether they love each other. With a little woman, my pressure will not be so great.

In fact, there is no standard for women to be fat or thin, as long as they are coordinated according to their height and appearance. If they are tall, then they should not be too thin. If they are short, they must not be too fat, as long as they look in harmony with men.