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1. Translation of the classical Chinese text "Live to see a ghost": How to segment a sentence in the classical Chinese text "Live to see a ghost"

Translation:

A man went out to drink. He came back at night and caught up with the heavy rain. Cover yourself with an umbrella. At this time, a man was standing under the eaves. When he saw him holding an umbrella, he ran under the umbrella and walked with him. After walking for a long time, the man didn't say anything. The umbrella holder suspected that the man was a ghost, so he kicked him with his foot. When he missed the kick, he became even more frightened and thought he was a ghost.

When they reached a bridge, the umbrella holder pushed the person under the bridge with all his strength, and then walked forward quickly. At this time, the family was getting up to make breakfast, so they hurried to his house and said that they had encountered a ghost. After a while, I saw another man running staggeringly with water all over his body, shouting "there is a ghost", and he also fled to this house. The two people were greatly surprised when they met, and they both understood and laughed.

Original text of "Seeing Ghosts Live":

Those who go to drink/return at night should hold a cover to cover themselves in case of heavy rain. When you see someone standing under the eaves, you throw yourself under the umbrella and go with you. For a long time, he remained silent and suspected that he was a ghost. I used my feet to tease him, but I didn't know how to do it. I became more and more frightened, and I tried my best to squeeze him under the bridge. Those who are responsible for cooking cakes get up in the morning and rush to the door to tell them that they have met a ghost. After a while, I saw another person, wet all over, staggering over. He screamed that there was a ghost, and he threw himself into his house. The two looked at each other in astonishment and laughed unconsciously.

From "An Introduction to Ancient and Modern Tan" written by Feng Menglong in the Ming Dynasty.

Extended information

"Seeing Ghosts" mainly tells the story of a rainy night, when two people walked under the same umbrella, not speaking to each other, and doubting each other that they were ghosts. When they reached the bridge, one person pushed the other person into the water. Both of them thought they had encountered a ghost. After dawn, the two looked at each other and laughed.

In that era of belief in ghosts and gods, it was normal for people to suspect ghosts. This story tells people not to be suspicious of ghosts. There are no ghosts in the world. They must believe in science, otherwise they will make a fool of themselves.

This classical Chinese article is short and concise, the content is simple, it uses small metaphors to make things bigger, and it is humorous. It has three levels: first, two people walking together on a rainy night; second, they are suspicious of each other, and one person teases the "ghost" after another Squeezing out the water; third, two people looked at each other and smiled after meeting. The purpose is to make people understand that there are no ghosts in the world, and making things out of nothing will only scare themselves.

"An Introduction to Ancient and Modern Stories" is a collection of jokes and humorous sketches, divided into 36 parts. Most of the content is allusions from past dynasties, such as the famous "state officials set fire".

The author Feng Menglong has collected a large number of ridiculous and interesting stories from the official history and unofficial history notes of the past dynasties, exposing the ugly phenomena of society and various weird and pathological phenomena, which can not only entertain the readers, but also educate and warn themselves. , is a very enlightening read.

"An Introduction to Ancient and Modern Tales" collects thousands of stories and legends from all dynasties, covering all kinds of situations in the world. These stories and legends have one unique feature, that is, they are funny and coke-like. They are often humorous and witty, and the humor is often philosophical. Moreover, most of the stories are based on facts.

Baidu Encyclopedia - Live to See Ghosts 2. Live to See Ghosts Classical Chinese Answers

Some people return from a night of drinking. It rains heavily and they cover themselves with a cover. When he saw a person standing under the eaves, he threw an umbrella under his umbrella and walked with him. If you remain silent for a long time, you will become a ghost. I used my feet to tease him, but I didn't know how to deal with him. I became more and more frightened, so I tried my best to squeeze him under the bridge. The person who is responsible for cooking cakes gets up in the morning and rushes to the door to tell him that he has met a ghost. After a while, I saw another person, wet all over, staggering over. He thought there was a ghost, so he threw himself home. The two looked at each other in astonishment and laughed unconsciously.

His translation is:

A man came home late at night after a banquet. It was raining heavily, so he held up an umbrella to protect himself from the rain. I saw a man under the dripping eaves by the roadside. The man ran over and got under his umbrella, and started walking with me.

After walking for a long time, the man did not speak. Suspecting that it was a ghost, he tried to tease him with his feet, but he missed him and became even more frightened, so he forced the man off the bridge and ran away.

It was the time when the pastry maker got up early in the morning. He hurried to the door of the pastry shop and told people that he had seen a ghost. After a while, I saw another person, dripping all over, running staggeringly, shouting that there was a ghost, and also ran to the cake maker's house. The two looked at each other, dumbfounded, and then burst into laughter.

This article tells the story of two people who suspected each other of being ghosts on a rainy night and made a joke.

Tell people not to be suspicious of anything they do. There are no ghosts in the world. They must believe in science and oppose superstition. 3. How to segment a sentence in the classical Chinese text "Xue Yi"

Sentence segmentation:

Yi Qiu is a person who is good at chess throughout the country. He asked Yi Qiu to teach two people to play chess. One of them concentrated on playing chess, but Yi Qiu listened. Although a person listens to this, he only thinks that a swan is approaching, and he thinks of raising his bow and shoots it. Even though he has learned from it, he is not as smart as he is. How can he be so wise? Said: non/ranye

The original text is "Yi Qiu", which is a good game for the whole country. He asked Yi Qiu to teach two people to play chess. One of them concentrated on the game, but Yi Qiu listened. Although the other listened, he thought that a swan was coming, and he wanted to help him and shot it with his bow. Even though I have learned from him, I am not as good as him. Why is he so wise? I said: Not so.

Translation Yi Qiu is the best chess player in the country. Let him teach two people to play chess. One of them concentrates hard and learns whatever Yi Qiu tells him. Although the other person is listening, he always thinks in his heart that a swan is about to fly over and is thinking about lining up his bow and drawing an arrow. Shoot the swan down. In this way, although he studied with the previous person, he did not learn as well as the previous person. Can we say that this is because his intelligence is not as good as the previous one? I said: That's not the case.

Comments

Yi: playing chess

Yi Qiu is a person who is good at playing chess throughout the country.

Yi Qiu: Qiu is a person’s name. Because he is good at playing chess, he is called Yi Qiu.

Tongguo: the whole country.

Of: of.

Shan: good at, good at.

To make: to let.

Teach: teach.

Its: Among them.

Only listen to Yi Qiu’s teachings.

Although: Although.

Zhi: refers to Yi Qiu’s teachings.

Honghu: swan.

Quote: quote, pull.

Pay: This lesson refers to arrows with silk ropes.

Although I have learned from them, it is not like this.

He refers to the previous person.

Ju: Together.

He refers to the previous person.

Ju: Together.

Fruo: Not as good as that.

Yes: Yes.

For: to say, to say.

With:?

Said: Say.

No: No.

Qi: He refers to the last person.

Ran: That’s it.

Enlightenment

Studying cannot be done at the same time, it must be concentrated. Or you have to be single-minded and dedicated in doing things to succeed! If you are half-hearted, nothing will be accomplished.