What are some embarrassing situations for men?

There are many embarrassments in life. Over time, when a person reaches the age of 40, you may forget the estrangement between colleagues and even the opposition between friends, but many embarrassing past events will make you feel ashamed every time you think about it, as if it were yesterday.

The first big embarrassment

shave (the face)

A person should be accompanied by a razor all his life. When I was a child, I was envious when I saw adults using blades. He hopes to grow a beard the next day. At that time, I saw that the package said "safety blade", and I was puzzled. I didn't know where this blade was safe.

When I was a child, my teacher asked me to make sentences with "uneven". The younger brother wrote: "Big brother's face is uneven", which was praised by the teacher and said that his younger brother had a good divergent thinking. He did not write about rugged mountain roads from a macro perspective, but wrote about ups and downs from a micro perspective. It must be a material that can be made in the future. Actually, I still don't understand why I call that thing "safety blade". Although electric shavers have become popular now, I personally like the feeling that the blades slide across my cheeks with foam.

The second biggest embarrassment

The zipper door is wide open.

If you see a man always subconsciously touching the zipper of his crotch, don't think it's a quirk.

This is often not an informal question, and there are still different opinions about the reasons why men forget to lock the door. This may be related to the style of each pair of pants. For example, the irregularities I see are usually found in pants, and it is rare to see such a situation in jeans. If the zipper or button on some men's trousers is open, you will feel embarrassed for him, especially when he walks around, laughing and talking with people. At this time, will you kindly remind or hint at him, or are you embarrassed because you are afraid of others being shy? I belong to the latter. I have had this experience many times, but I have never had the courage to say it.

When I was a child, I was puzzled to see the discipline of adults. I always thought this little thing was ignored. I'm still an adult! Now I finally understand that in my childhood and adolescence, when I just bid farewell to open-crotch pants, I felt that the problem of crotch "life and death" was extremely serious, which was the most important symbol to distinguish children from adults, so I attached great importance to this issue. Once the scandal breaks out, I can hardly put my face down. It is natural for adults to say goodbye to open-backed pants for too long, which is easy to neglect and lead to mistakes.

The third biggest embarrassment

This is an idiom called "needle hidden in cotton wool"

The pin was originally a kind of stationery, but I don't know who invented it to tie shirts. This is a terrible move. When I buy a new shirt, the biggest headache is to dismantle these needles, just like the bomb squad defuses a bomb. That's really troublesome. A needle on the left and a needle on the right, from the collar to the cuff, from the chest to the back, will bleed if you are not careful.

My disassembly experience is generally three times. Generally, the needles on the surface are cleaned first, then inspected emphatically, and finally inspected carefully. This is a very important third time. Touch clothes with your fingers, be careful when you touch them, and grope slowly with your fingers. It feels a bit like an engineer digging a mine, but it's useless to be careful, and he is often assassinated. The worst thing is that I got up in a hurry in the morning. If I wanted to wear a new shirt, I began to tear plastic bags, remove pins and paper mats. The funniest thing is that I pulled out a needle for a long time and it didn't get stuck. I'm quite proud, but I feel a little uncomfortable with my neck. Take off your clothes at night and find a cardboard in your collar. Fortunately, no one saw it.

This embarrassment may not be limited to men, because I have never seen an unopened coat. I think that if a shirt manufacturer's products are not easy to sell, it must be what I want, that is, I will buy a shirt with a slightly lower quality and a slightly more expensive price, which will at least help to eliminate my psychological obstacles to shirts.

The fourth biggest embarrassment

Crotch opening

Maybe it's not a man who hasn't encountered the problem of opening pants. When I was a child, I watched a foreign movie called Revenge of Waste, and I made a fool of myself by opening my pants. The most terrible thing is that the crotch and even the back of the ass are cracked. If you meet in public again, don't mention that shame. Just running around, running around, eager to find a place to get in. The worst thing is that I was pointed at by others before I found my crotch open. Look, what color is that man's underwear?

Once climbing a mountain, the mountain road was steep, and the climbing posture often violated the routine. I only heard a thorn and my crotch was broken. What shall we do? I said, you go first and I'll cover the back. When I went down the mountain, I said, you go first and I'll be behind. After going down the mountain, I hurried to find a small shop. I rushed in and asked if there were any pants for sale. When people ask what they are, I say pants are ok. People were stunned. Don't mention how ugly those pants are. I never wore it again, but I still don't want to throw it away. What a feeling!

In my opinion, in the punishment of all kinds of fake and shoddy goods, garment factories that have not sewed their crotch firmly should be severely punished, because such behavior is not only immoral, but also will bring great mental trauma to men.

The fifth biggest embarrassment

Make a fool of yourself when you are drunk.

As long as a man who has never drunk alcohol makes a fool of himself, he is full of nonsense. When he is drunk, he bares his teeth and tears, joking and joking. All kinds of life are staged on the wine table, and life, death, purity, Dan and ugliness all appear on the stage. Once the wine wakes up, especially the next day or a few days later, I see the original witness or client. I regret it and feel embarrassed, as if I had been stripped naked in broad daylight.

Some people say that drunkenness is sober, some people say that drunkenness is immoral, and some people say that drunkenness is promiscuity. Anyway, they all study the influence of alcohol on human body from different angles. One day, two friends were drunk, but both thought the other was drunk, and they weren't. Then one said, you are drunk and shaking when you walk. Let me carry you. The other said, I'm not drunk, you are. Let me carry you. The result is that two people carry each other's backs, walk around or go back to their original places. It's nothing unusual to get ugly after getting drunk, so let's stop here.

The sixth biggest embarrassment

Your wife humiliated you in public.

A man cannot lose that person. Your wife or girlfriend can only blame herself for being rude to you and making people laugh because of a little thing. I've heard men talk about this experience.

Man A: My mouth gave me a look in front of others. You say I don't fight or scold, but I have to put on a smiling face. I am so anxious, so annoyed and so angry.

Man B: My wife is not like this. She can finally scrape by. She just pinched me with those two fingernail fingers behind her, stepped on me with high heels, and stared at me when people were not looking. Then be generous and polite to others.

Man C: In this case, my wife would never do what your two wives did. She absolutely respects me, understands the overall situation and takes care of the overall situation. Even if she is angry, she doesn't show it. Sometimes I wonder if she has any ideas, but I can't tell from her face.

Man A and Man B (to man C emotionally): Your wife is better!

Man c: I'm not finished yet. Right in front of people. I was in pain when I got home. I was furious with her. In her words, how did I lose it? How did I get it back? I was also punished for doing housework for a week.

M D: My wife never refutes my face outside, and she doesn't settle accounts with me when she comes home, which makes me feel very moved.

Men A, B and C (to man D emotionally): Your wife is still good!

Man d: I'm not finished yet. It was nothing at that time. The wife's hatred incubation period is longer. It usually takes a few days, sometimes a month or two. Once I find any excuse, I will find out what happened that day and settle accounts with me. I will be punished for washing dishes, washing clothes and washing floors every day.

The six embarrassing rankings about men are in no particular order. Since it has tortured me and many men for a long time, I really can't help it. Finally, I made a summary and found that men's embarrassment is basically related to bleeding or making a fool of themselves. It is certain that a man is destined to pay a few drops of blood for his dignity and reputation in his life. Please be generous to women all over the world.

If a man wants to make less fools of himself, he should be a woman's pet first.