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The most classic cold joke in history

A selection of the most classic cold jokes in history

A selection of the most classic cold jokes in history

1, my 5-year-old daughter jumped and jumped with excitement when she heard that she was going back to her grandmother's house by bus.

However, when I got downstairs, she pulled me aside and whispered, Mom, didn't you say that several girls were killed by black cars recently? Look, my aunt drives a black car. How dare she take it?

2. My son is drawing, and I go forward: What are you drawing, son?

? Do eagles catch chickens?

? You drew a chicken, but you drew an eagle?

My son looked at me: Oh, did Na Ying go to China to have a good voice?

My niece was very cute when she was five years old. When I met her at home one day, I teased her and said, let's play together!

My niece looked up at me and said simply that girls can't play with boys.

I asked her: Why?

She said: Boys and girls are different and can't play together.

I lied to her that I am a girl, too!

She looked up at me again and said, then take off your pants and let me see!

Me?

4. Policy:? Honestly, where did you hide the money?

Robber:? You . Isn't this blackmail?

5. Policy:? Do you know why I arrested you?

Suspect:? Embezzlement of public funds. ?

Pol.ice: where is the money?

Suspect:? I gave it back to the country, and I didn't take a penny?

Police::? Is it? How did you return it?

Suspect:? Buy lottery tickets. ?

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