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A collection of poems about local tyrants

An Neng is so powerful that he is a rich man, which makes me unhappy.

Eight hundred pacesetters rushed to the north slope, and the rich man gave me a car.

In the daytime, all the clothes are gone, the rich man is really dirty.

As the sun fades over the mountains, the rich man comes into his bowl.

As the sun goes down over the mountains, the rich man has his love.

Millions of lions crossed the river, vowing to kill all the wealthy people.

The jasper makeup is as tall as a tree, so the wealthy people should quickly dig into their pockets.

Others laugh at me for being crazy, but I laugh at the rich people.

The moon in the sea has tears, but I will give the local tycoon a hammer on his back.

My love in the vast world, rich man, you are my favorite.

In Chaoci Baidi Caiyunjian, he recognized a wealthy man as his godfather.

Thousands of sails passed by the side of the sunken boat, and the rich man only fell asleep.

Newborn calves are not afraid of tigers, so I help the rich drive a Land Rover.

It was noon on the day of hoeing, and the rich man was doing it alone.

In the bright moonlight in front of the bed, the wealthy man took off his clothes.

When he was dying of illness, he sat up in shock. It turned out that a rich man had come.

The spring silkworms will only die when they die, so the wealthy people invited me to the theater.

There are flowers flying everywhere in Spring City. When will the rich come to my house?

The tide of the spring river reaches the level of the sea. Can the rich man love me?

Spring sleep does not wake up, where can you find the rich man?

The lonely smoke in the desert is straight, and the rich man gives him a Mercedes-Benz.

When the chrysanthemums are in full bloom, the rich man will laugh from them.

But the Dragon City Flying General is here, and the rich man and we fall in love.

The carved railings and jade inlays should still be there for the wealthy chrysanthemums to bloom.

The independent Xiaoqiao has full sleeves and begs the rich to be friends.

I am a stranger in a foreign land, and I miss the wealthy during the holidays.

Since ancient times, sentiment has hurt parting. I wear small shoes for the rich.

On the moonlit night of the Twenty-Four Bridge, the local tycoons are playing flute everywhere.

Flying down three thousand feet, it is not as good as a piece of shit from a wealthy man.

Flying down three thousand feet, I helped the rich give birth to a child.

I am not afraid of being broken into pieces, I want to fight with the rich.

Don’t be afraid of being shattered into pieces, just be friends with the wealthy.

High-end and classy, ??simple and fashionable, all kinds of international tycoons.

Give me a glass of love-free water, I want to have a mouth-to-mouth with a rich man.

Since ancient times, sages and sages have all been lonely. I sleep with rich people until dawn.

My old friend left the Yellow Crane Tower in the west, and the wealthy man took me to Australia.

My old friend left the Yellow Crane Tower in the west. The local tycoon took me away quickly.

My old friend is leaving the Yellow Crane Tower in the west. I will support you as a rich man.

Guan Guan Jiujiu, in the river island; a graceful lady, exclusive to the rich.

Dark clouds are threatening to destroy the city. Let’s chase the wealthy people together.

It looks like a ridge from the side and a peak from the side. Rich people please touch my two peaks.

Red crispy hands, Huang Teng wine, the rich man’s favorite is chicken fillet.

The red apricot branches are in full bloom, and I am willing to pick up soap for the rich.

As soon as Hou Men entered the ocean, he became a rich man and became my husband from now on. Collection of classic love sentences from rich people

Collection of classic love sentences from rich people

1. When you are tired, just let it go, don’t hurt yourself!

2. A person, a night, a song, a relationship, if you can’t forget it, you will miss it!

3. If you tell a lie, you have to make up ten lies to make up for it. Why bother?

4. Destiny is responsible for shuffling the cards, but it is ourselves who play the cards!

5. Mistakes are temporary regrets, while misses are permanent regrets!

6. It is not so much that others make you suffer, but that it is your own lack of self-cultivation.

7. It’s not someone who annoys me, but my words and deeds that annoy me.

8. Some injuries are like a cut on your foot with a knife, and every step you take is heartbreaking pain!

9. Don’t let the indifferent waiting torment you, no one will sympathize with you!

10. A world of two people cannot accommodate three people. In a world of three people, only one person will be left in the end!

11. Loving someone does not mean that you have to wrong yourself!

12. When we know how to love ourselves, how to smile, and how to forgive, those so-called injuries are nothing!

13. The so-called love can only feel great happiness when the person you love loves you at the same time!

14. If you don’t love me, don’t give me hope again and again. I only have one heart and can’t bear so much hurt!

15. I suddenly felt sad, not sure if it was because of the past or because of the present!

16. I didn’t know how to let go of the past, but I let it go later, but I got hurt!

17. The so-called if, the so-called if, are just self-deception!

18. Those people and things I missed. As time goes by, I no longer miss you, I just think about it!

19. If you hold on to some people or things, you will be the one who is embarrassed and the one who gets hurt. Why bother!

20. The past is just the past, the past is just the past, the past is just the past, memories are just memories, there is nothing to be sad about!

21. The past is the past, no matter how sad it is, it is still the past!

22. Everyone has a mask, and the disguise is just to hide the sadness!

23. The so-called promise is only a promise when it is realized, and it is just a lie when it is not realized!

24. Sadness is like a cup of bitter tea, and time is water, which dilutes all sadness more and more!

25. Some things can always make you see some people clearly and let go of some attachments!

26. It is better to forgive others yourself than to let others forgive you.

27. Those who live in the applause of others cannot withstand the test.

28. Arrogant people can be saved, but people with low self-esteem cannot be saved.

29. If you are alive for one day, you are blessed and you should cherish it. When I cried that I had no shoes to wear, I found someone who had no feet.

30. The world does not belong to you in the first place, so you don’t need to abandon it. What you have to abandon is all the persistence. All things are for my use, but they do not belong to me.

31. Others can violate cause and effect, others can harm us, beat us, and slander us. But we can't hate others because of this, why? We must have a complete nature and a pure heart.

32. You have your outlook on life, I have mine, and I won’t interfere with you. As long as I can, I will influence you. If not, then I will accept my fate.

33. If you are planning to get married, let me tell you a very important philosophical saying: "You must be patient and tolerant of each other's shortcomings. There is no absolutely happy marriage in the world. Happiness only comes from infinite tolerance and tolerance." Respect each other.

34. My wealth is not because I have a lot, but because I ask for very little.

35. If you can shout "I am" twenty-one times a day. "Don't worry about this little thing." You will find that you have an incredible power in your heart. Give it a try and it will work.

36. If you can let everything go, you will be a free person in the world.

37. Thank God for what I have, and thank God for what I don’t have.

38. Coming is accidental, leaving is inevitable. So you must, just go with the flow and go with the flow.

39. Others are always right and I am always wrong. This way, there is less worry.

40. A foolish person always wants others to understand him. Wise people work hard to understand themselves. Classic quotes from rich people of the year

Classic quotes from rich people of the year

1. Why were you so attached to me at first, but now you turn a blind eye.

2. The cold expression hurts someone’s heart.

3. We pass by each other to get acquainted or to forget.

4. Loving you makes me willing to live in lies all my life.

5. In the face of twists and turns, I remain firm in my love.

6. Only when a person is hurt will he understand how deep the love is...

7. The sunflower left the sun. It can still survive, it just lacks dependence.

8. No matter how broken my heart is, I can still smile in front of you. Because I don't care about your guilt.

9. I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and always wanted to separate me from the bed.

10. Even the most beautiful nickname will be noted. No matter how sad your signature is, no one may pay attention to it.

11. Everyone is original when they are born. Sadly, many people gradually become pirates.

12. You made me see clearly that men are the best performing animals. I feel my talent is not high, so please let me quit.

13. The heart is the biggest liar. Others can deceive you for a while, but it will deceive you for the rest of your life...! !

14. Your words of love have killed so many words that I struggled with and stressed over and over in my heart: "I don't love him"

15. People who understand me don't need to explain. . If you don’t understand me, why bother to explain?

16. I sneeze every once in a while. I really don’t want to be narcissistic and say, who misses me? Can you think about it all at once to save me so much pain? .

17. I dare not start a relationship easily because I am afraid of being a stranger after separation.

18. I often travel alone in crowded places.

19. When you say you are tired, I am speechless. No matter how painful it is, I can only choose to give up, turn around and leave and say I wish you happiness.

20. Falling in love with someone is not because of it. He gave you what you needed, but it was because he gave you a feeling you had never had before.

21. No matter how long it rains, there will be a rainbow after the rain, no matter how sad you are. , Believe that happiness is waiting for you!

22. I wish she didn’t call me SpongeBob because of my teeth

23. The past will never come back, and what comes back will never come back. Perfect.

24. When one day you lose your trust in love, family and friendship, you will know what is fake and ugly

25. A smile is just an expression and does not mean anything. Meaning.

26. Don’t use my tolerance as a tool for bullying. You are not qualified.

27. There are some things that are really on your mind that you really shouldn’t say to those who talk too much. Listen.

28. No one will keep you crazy, only this world will keep you crazy.

29. Occasionally, I don’t cry when I think of the scenes where we played together. I fell down consciously, it would be nice if there was such a thing

30. Zhen said that if there was no Zhen, he would continue with her. Does this mean that Zhen's appearance is always there?

31. Bow down Have courage and have confidence to raise your head

32. Live by plans, die by chance, live by miracles

33. In fact, we are really hypocritical __ obviously it is ourselves. I like you but say you are not...

34. Why did you come back to me after we broke up? You would be stupid to lie to me a second time. I am not as stupid as you think.

35. Sometimes, we use smiles to cover up sadness, and sometimes, we use laughter to hide tears.

36. I have learned to accept the feeling that things are right and people are different, but the words those people said will still be evoked by other people's words unintentionally.

37. But who knows. Companionship in the dark night. I can't sleep. I will take out the good things and see them.

38. Every time you say that you know your own heart, then why can’t I know what’s in your heart?

39. My whole life depends only on my hands, even if there is no one else to help me.

40. It’s not a deliberate meeting, you just happened to appear in front of me. I’m sorry that you polluted my sight. Share 100 classic quotes from wealthy people of the year

Share 100 classic quotes from wealthy people of the year

1. The word destiny is so heavy that it cannot be said.

2. When facing someone who has hurt you, give him a smile and turn around and leave. He will not hate you. He is too tired and will not love you. He is not worth it. I will ignore anyone who deserts me and returns again. Because you can never give me a complete heart again.

3. We were so beautiful, so sweet, so familiar, so crazy and so passionate

4. End of the World*** At this time, the Lantern Festival is coming. Good words tell the time, when spring will happen. The bright moon rises over the sea, and the blessings are more intense. Lucky stars will shine upon you, your career will be prosperous, your life will be better, and your life will be happy and carefree. Wish you a happy Lantern Festival!

5. Everything will be good in the end. If it's not a good thing, it means it's not the end yet.

6. Investors can judge what the market will expect based on fundamentals, but even if the judgment is accurate, the timing and intensity of the market trend caused by this expectation may still far exceed your expectations. This actually proves how difficult it is to predict the market accurately - even if it is based on a lot of judgments that have been proven correct. Because if market volatility is a big dish, then "facts" are just one of the ingredients.

7. I thought my first love was inexplicable.

8. All we can do in the next life is to prevent us from passing each other

9. If you are too familiar with people, you will know where the knife will hurt the most.

10. Job hopping - "Jump" or "Don't jump", think twice before making a move.

11. There is a blind spot in everyone’s heart. You can’t get out, and others can’t break in, so you put your deepest secrets there.

12. I like what Liu Yiyang said, details defeat love, so I use a casual attitude.

13. For me, becoming an excellent talent is a relatively unimportant part of my life plan. Because an outstanding talent is more helpful to the country and society, but it may not be so helpful to my life!

14. The farthest distance in the world is not love or hate, but the familiar people gradually becoming strangers.

15. Life is in him, and this life is the light of man. The light shines in the darkness, but the darkness does not receive the light.

16. If a bird wants to fly high, it first flutters its wings; if a man wants to make progress, he first studies.

17. Those who won’t leave the argument or scold you are the ones who care about you the most.

18. Have you ever had a dream like this, where someone is catching you but you can’t escape.

19. The stars do not see the sun. Don’t be sad when you sleep forever. The void is so empty that you can’t figure it out. Every time you are in your heart, your love will last forever. People will burst into tears with the water, and their minds will be exhausted with a little wine. I still remember the October phase. I rely on my companion, who is still beside me and him.

20. Do your family members know that you are so naughty?

21. All we can do in the next life is to prevent us from passing each other

22. I The days when I met you were the happiness of my life

23. The world is so chaotic, who can pretend to be innocent?

24. Dear.

Ruguo, one day, will you miss me?

25. You actually said in front of a tired woman: You are so tired. It’s really ridiculous

26. In life, there are always some things that need to be tolerated and given up. Take a step back, the sea and the sky will be brighter; endure for a while, the willows will be dim and the flowers will be bright. Time makes us drift further and further away. The past is like a wisp of smoke in the world of the past; the past is like a blank space deep in the soul, which has already lost its sound and fluctuations.

27. If the enemy makes you angry, it means that you are not sure of defeating him. If a friend makes you angry, that means you still care about their friendship.

28. Youth is a book that cannot be closed once it is opened, life is a road that cannot be turned back once it is started, and love is a bet that cannot be taken back if it is thrown out.

29. For those hooligans, reasoning is of no use! The best way is: knock him to the ground, step on another foot, spit into his eyes, then point at his head and say: Grandson! I can cure you! ! !

30. Maybe there is a trace of q1n9 in your thoughts that confuses our eyes.

31. If I could see my back, I think it must be very sad, because I always leave my happiness in front. Anyone can be vicious if you have ever tried to be jealous.

32. Sadness is a slow pain that follows you like a shadow.

33. I want to give you a hug and a pair of warm palms.

34. Being looked down upon - prove yourself with actions rather than words.

35. The law stipulates that men can join the army at the age of 18 and can only get married at the age of 22. This means that women are more difficult to deal with than enemies; marriage is more dangerous than fighting.

36. No contact is to let you know whether I am in your heart. The reason for not contacting me is to let you know how you feel about me. No contact is to let you think clearly whether you understand me.

37. After the lingering game, why can’t love last forever? Is it because there is no true love, or the true self has not been seen through?

38. Life is purely accidental, so every life must be attached to another life, depend on each other, and travel together. We brave the strong winds and waves, and use our lives to overcome difficulties; we learn to be tolerant and open-minded, cherish others, learn to ask others to forgive ourselves and forgive others; we value career and friendship, revel in mountains and rivers, and are obsessed with the scenery of the four seasons. What we live out is the only thing we can do. Your own self, your chic self, your true self.

39. The best way to make a bandit put down his knife is to use a musket.

40. There is only one true love in this life, and no matter how tender the love is again, it will not break your bones again.

41. Mo Sheng, I am sober, all the time. Looking at myself very clearly, I am sinking.

42. Thank you for your unfeeling and letting me learn to give up.

43. When facing someone who has hurt you, give him a smile and turn around and leave. He will not hate you. He is too tired and will not love you. He is not worth it. I will ignore anyone who deserts me and returns again. Because you can never give me a complete heart again.

44. It is also not good to study exclusively by reading literature books. In the past, literary young people often hated mathematics, physics, chemistry, history, geography, and biology, thinking that these were insignificant. Later, they did not even have common sense.

45. From the beginning to now, I blame you for being too charming.

46. Devotion is not about liking only one person for the rest of your life, but it is about loving someone wholeheartedly.

47. Don’t give up, fight for what you love.

48. If the truth is hurtful, please choose lies. If lies are hurtful, please choose silence. If silence hurts, please leave.

49. There is no need to be brave or lie. People who understand you will naturally know your true appearance.

50. A bitter smile can be faked as a smile, so you can only see my smile.

51. Distance does not produce beauty, but mistress.

52. The cold expression hurts someone’s heart.

53. Only dreams that will be laughed at if you speak them have the value of being realized.

54. Sometimes, when we are willing to forgive a person, it is not that we really want to forgive him, but that we do not want to lose him. I don't want to lose him, so I can only pretend to forgive him. In love, no matter how many people you have loved, no matter how painful or happy you love. In the end, you don’t learn how to fall in love, but you learn how to love yourself more and stop forcing others.

55. When a man loves you, you are a princess; when a man doesn’t love you, you are a sow.

56. Now I realize that I am just a sticky note and can be discarded at any time.

57. If you have to leave, don’t forget my name

58. A beautiful life should be full of expectations, surprises and gratitude.

59. There is no right or wrong in love, only different positions.

60. First love is infinitely better, but it’s just that you die too early.

61. The first youth is given by God; the second youth is achieved by one’s own efforts.

62. Life needs to be pursued; dreams need to be persisted; life needs to be cherished.

63. Don’t pray for a comfortable life, pray for yourself to become stronger.

64. Not just the pencil, but also you.

65. False knowledge is worse than ignorance. Ignorance is like an open field, which can be cultivated and sown; false knowledge is like a wasteland full of weeds, which can hardly be pulled out.

66. My love for you is getting deeper and deeper, but the distance between us is getting farther and farther.

67. How could such a small person help Gao Gong become the first assistant again? I wouldn't believe it even to death.

68. Suffering--Suffering sometimes means taking advantage.

69. I didn’t let you die, so you dare to die?

70. The time is so crowded that there is only room for breathing.

71. Interests, only sufficient interests have the magic power to drive people. This is the true face of this world, extremely cruel, but extremely real. Faced with this cruel reality, Xu Jie finally understood the true meaning of the unity of knowledge and action. No matter how great and upright the ideal is, to realize it, one must understand two words - flexibility. Only flexibility and practical actions can help us adapt to this ever-changing world.

72. I love you so much that I don’t know how to love you.

73. You can go a day without eating, you can go a day without sleeping, and you can’t go a day without reading books.

74. The world is so desolate, and you can’t see all the beauty of the world. When you meet the person you truly love: strive for the opportunity to stay with him for a lifetime, because when he leaves, it will be too late. When you meet a friend you can trust: get along well with him, because in a person's life, it is really difficult to meet a confidant. If you miss something, you will miss it forever. People will change. You can keep an unchanging promise, but you can't keep a fickle heart. Sometimes, persistence is a burden and giving up is a relief. No one is perfect, and no one is 100% happy. If you know that you don’t have the ability to have so much at once, why bother asking for so much. In love, we are all insecure people, worried about gains and losses.

75. Whether you are mean or not, the mistress is there. If you are infertile, you are the second or not. The second is there, neither the third nor the fourth.

76. When we really lose our virtue, we can only lament that the fate of fate is gone.

77. Everyone uses words to express their sorrow, but unexpectedly, the more they write, the more hurt they become.

78. I admire myself so much that sometimes I kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror!

79. When you are young, you have unlimited potential and your interests are quite broad, but you have to grow up eventually, and when you enjoy yourself, you have to consider not disturbing others as much as possible.

80. I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and always wanted to separate me from the bed.

81. The right path is this: learn from everything your predecessors have done, and then move forward.

82. If you like the right person, your body will shine.

83. The night gave me a black mouse, but I used it to play games until dawn.

84. The lamp is my lamp. Only when the lamp is bright can I see the direction.

85. Is your coffin a flip-top or a sliding-top?

86. The ideal road is always prepared for those who have faith.

87. If you speak to offend others - watch your mouth.

88. There is a kind of person called a hero. A hero never follows the crowd. He must be carrying some kind of baggage, and his courage can be seen in the difficult steps.

89. No matter what the final outcome is, I am willing to accompany you until the end.

90. At the end of the ending, we all saw that the ending was changing.

91. This will pass, everything will pass. That our pain, our sorrow, our guilt. All my smiles, any time I'm sad or happy, I just smile. Anything can be replaced. Love, past events, memory, time... can all be replaced. But you can’t help yourself.

92. Every time you smile, it is so dazzling that it makes the sun eclipse it.

93. In addition to love, there is friendship; in addition to men, there are women.

94. When you still want to continue, never say goodbye; when you can still bear it, never say give up; when you can't let go of someone, never ever say you no longer love him.

95. Only by persevering that is difficult for others, enduring what is difficult for the public to tolerate, being independent from the opposition of the market, and paying what others have not, can we obtain gains that are difficult for others to obtain.

96. Those who enjoy themselves too much have no time to study.

97. Hope is fire, disappointment is smoke, life is like lighting a fire and emitting smoke at the same time.

98. I have never been known by anyone, so I have never been forgotten by anyone. Living in other people's memories is not my purpose.

99. The world is too noisy. Thank you for being a beautiful person at that time and falling in love with me who was not beautiful.

100. Don’t tell jokes at the beach, as it will cause “sea laughter”.