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Be a layman and say something.
Say a word about amateurs.
First, it may be more suitable for marriage when work is no longer regarded as marriage. I have a long life. Be a layman.
Second, be a layman! Nothing else! Clean and free! The plane passed through the clouds and indulged itself at that moment! Go where you want to go and see what you want to see while you are young! Don't wait to look back later to find that you didn't do anything! Don't go where you want to go. Like me, there are people besides my family who don't want to see. I don't know if I dare or really dare! I can't find the answer, so I often get lost! So, keep going where you want to go! You never know when you will meet different people! What do you want! I just hope I don't regret it then!
Third, being a man, the bottom line is very important. Be a layman and a simple person.
Fourth, when you are confused, set yourself a small goal to be a layman, don't talk about debt, and live up to your meeting.
Five, a groggy day, planning what I need in the second half of the year, I found that I want to buy too many things, micro-orders, mobile phones, computers, headphones ~ unfortunately, my pockets are too flat, so be a layman and make money.
Six, be a layman, don't go back and don't be a lover.
Being a layman has nothing but cleanliness and freedom.
Eight, to be a layman, only talking about alcohol and tobacco, not talking about love, is the most important thing in the future.
Nine, I will indulge myself, probably because I am too disappointed, so I will be silent, I will not quarrel, I will not cry, but I will be silent, and I will be a layman who is not afraid to walk on the road in my heart. I want to catch the tortoise in September alone, and I want to live a better life!
Ten, be a laity, clean and free all my life, be a laity, have no other desire for comfort and freedom, be a laity, don't touch love, don't dye alcohol and tobacco, be a laity, be heartless and heartless, be a laity, live like a stray dog, be a laity, smile, be a laity, love money, be greedy, romantic and be a laity all my life.
Eleven, be a layman, don't talk about debt, don't meet.
Twelve, be a layman, know the secular, but not vulgar.
Thirteen, be a layman. Since then, I've been courting women and never talked about being together for a lifetime. From then on, I don't want to hold anyone's hand. Since then, I have never been in love until I was old. From now on, I will fight alone and never cry all night. From then on, let go of sadness and respect life and freedom of life. From then on, I poured ink on tea and kept silent about the prosperity of the world. From now on, I will keep my position and never say that I am wandering around the world again. Since then, people have followed suit, and they have remained silent about cohabitation. Since then, I have been to all places, where there is no spring breeze. Since then, I have been drinking and never talked about my sincerity. Since then, I have been free and easy, and I don't want to be the only one in my life. Never miss Mochow again, keep silent and be together.
Fourteen, will not fall in love again, eat delicious food by yourself, have fun by yourself, don't care about other people's feelings, and concentrate on being a layman.
Fifteen, to be a layman, only to dye alcohol and tobacco, not to talk about feelings.
Sixteen, good or less. It's good to be a layman. It doesn't matter if you hang it high. Forget the world of mortals and talk about right and wrong. Let's let nature take its course and live our own lives.
Eighteen, what do you think, you are a layman.
Nineteen, start a new life, be a layman, don't ask about the return date, don't be tempted.
Twenty, be a greedy and lecherous layman.
Twenty-one, the only thing in this world that you can get without hard work is your age. Appreciate all the encounters and company. In the future, be a layman, be greedy for money and lust, be upright, have what you want, and let go of what you can't get. Hello, 22 years old.
Twenty-two, in the matter of loving and being loved, I chose loneliness. I don't insist or try, because I don't know how long I can live. I don't want to be angry all my life, or I often feel guilty for being alone, walking freely, being a layman, being clean and free.
Twenty-three, be a layman, don't talk about debts, don't meet. Be a layman, eat, drink and be happy. Be a layman, carefree, charming and lovely. Be a layman, free and clean.
Vulgar self-deprecating sentences talk about mood (80 sentences)
Talk about mood in a self-mockery of laity 1 Without you by my side, my heart hurts more than heartache.
2. When you meet the right person in the most absurd years, there will be no ending after all.
Girl, actually I still care about you. Don't keep everything in your heart.
My face is washed clean, and flies will die lying there. Sadly, my pocket is cleaner than my face.
Time is a selfless monitor, monitoring all sentient beings.
6. What do you mean that Soo-eun's love died quickly? That is, girls sleep on boys' shoulders every day. Finally, the boy got scapulohumeral periarthritis and the girl got cervical spondylosis and died.
7. I checked the balance in Alipay, the balance in the bank card, and the balance in WeChat. One thing is basically certain. I am a poor man.
8. All tm bullshit, no ex, only widowed, so what are you waiting for? Did you lie to me? Do you think I'm a fool? Really see through, no longer contact, you go, I have nothing to feel guilty about!
9. You are not worried that no one will love you, but that no one will love you the way you want. In the end, you will find that your worry is right: no one can love you the way you want, except yourself. zhang defen
10. I wish I were an iron man, without sadness, emotion and tears.
1 1. When we were young, we treated toys as friends, and when we grew up, our friends treated us as toys.
12. More important than the three views is the five senses.
13. It's getting cold. Remember to put on more clothes, especially now is the season change, or you will catch a cold, infect me and blow your head off.
14. I am afraid that I will lose you one day. I blame myself. I blame myself for not keeping you.
15. Really happy? scold .......
16. You really can't live without me. When you are bored, all you need is a recreational toy-Yan Yuan.
17. How dare you lie to me. How dare I not believe you?
18. I 100% turned my head. When I see a handsome guy, I turn my head.
19. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.
20. Life has not cooked you. Do you think you are an asshole?
I'm not single. I have a girl with a hard drive.
22. I have loved, hated, resented and angered. Strong winds will roll in the east, west, north and south respectively.
23. My heart is covered with dark clouds. Even if I die in the sun, the sun will not shine, the dark clouds will drift away, and sad songs will be happy! Thank you for blaming yourself. I'm sorry for my dear self!
24. There are days in a month when I don't want to study.
25. Now I don't even want to set the password of the bank card. It's tiring to think about protecting two-digit deposits with six figures.
26. I try to lose weight every day except when I eat, and you say I have no perseverance?
27. Smoking a cigarette shortens one second's life, and smiling makes you live one more second, so every time I smoke a cigarette, I have to smile to earn back one second for my life.
28. I have not only a car, but also my own car.
29. Because I am not an ordinary person, I have never spoken Mandarin.
30. As a female diaosi, my only pursuit is that people are thinner than cucumbers and their faces are thicker than soles.
3 1. Why should I blame myself again and again before you start school?
If no one loves us, we won't love ourselves anymore.
33. The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.
34. Should I feel sorry for myself? I deserve it!
35. "Guilty" people regard him as a necessary word to apologize. Guilt is both a kind of regret and a kind of introspection.
36. It's never too late for a gentleman to get revenge-Fan Ju in the Warring States Period was the first person to suffer from procrastination on record.
37. Smoking a cigarette will shorten life span by 5 seconds, while smiling will prolong life span 10 seconds, so every time I smoke, I will smile and earn back 5 seconds for my life.
38. The physical education teacher in junior high school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.
39. Live well, and every day there is a new blow.
If you don't receive any news from me on Christmas Eve or Christmas, please don't doubt our friendship. I'm just poor.
Talk about the mood in the vulgar self-deprecating sentence 3 4 1 It's no use being handsome before the law.
42. Don't expect someone to accompany you all your life. Even the shadow will leave you when there is no light.
43. The heart is full of sunshine, and the place where the sun shines is desolate.
44. We use emotion to close the distance, but we use comparison to create the distance. Like a merry-go-round, we can never get close to each other. What's the point of winning or losing?
45. You can't even control what time you sleep, but you still want to control your life? You don't even brush the bowl, but you still want to brush the presence? Your problem is that you know everything, but you are lazy.
46. What should I do if my chest is uneven?
47. In the process of practicing dance, every experience is unforgettable, with blood and tears.
I owe my parents too much. On my parents' guilt.
49. What I fear most is watching the person I love fall in love with another person.
50. Young man, get up early. Don't let time take away your ambition. Old, watching others' wealth blossom, alone.
5 1. Starting from faith, it is a kind of motivation. No matter what you do, you must have the motivation to move forward. This driving force is a firm belief. We can't do everything perfectly, but as long as we do it with firm belief and try our best, then we have nothing to feel guilty about and regret.
52. Don't make yourself cry easily. When you laugh, the whole world laughs with you. But when you cry, you are the only one in the world who cries.
Because I care about you very much, I regret and blame myself every time I get angry. Because I love you very much, you are indispensable in my heart.
54. We have good facial features, but the only fly in the ointment is to open our mouths and wrinkles, and shut up our facial teeth (acne).
55. Facing the people in front of me, I want to cross and be smart. I know you're watching. It's fake. ...
56. I will come to you in my next life, because you are the stupidest person except me.
Before I got married, I was like a free bird. Now it's a chained dog!
58. Not all efforts can win each other's understanding. How can a person who doesn't love you realize that your most beautiful youth is suffering with him?
59. Squat down and touch your own shadow. I'm sorry to have wronged you by following me.
60. Not only am I lucky, but my beriberi is also good!
It's about the mood in the vulgar self-deprecating sentence 4 6 1 I want to be different from others every day, and the result is the same every day.
62. For me who can't control my mouth and is too lazy to die, I am losing weight if I don't continue to gain weight.
63. The most useless thing in the world-paycheck, looks angry and wipes his ass too carefully.
64. Don't count the stars after work every day, but sometimes you can watch the sunrise.
65. I want to tell you about my childhood experience, but I can't find the opportunity; Behind my countless silences, I wanted to wait for your voice to ask, so I was embarrassed. When I think about it later, it's not that I don't have a chance, but that you don't want to hear and know.
66. I am a wolf from the south. This society never appreciates this style, preferring moderation and stability. So I have been working hard for decades.
67. It is very sad to leave, very sad, very self-blaming, and very helpless. But I am sadder, more self-blaming and more helpless. I have no choice at all.
68. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and shrunk.
69. I don't even know how to laugh. Who are you to cry? -Feng
70. Put down your attitude, I am the master of my road.
7 1. The biggest shame and distress is when you can't defend everything you love and live for.
72. On the bus, it is not terrible to be almost squeezed into a photo. The scary thing is taking pictures with disgusting men.
73. It's a joke to discover the lofty aspirations of the past now.
74. There is a cold murder hidden under my pure appearance. The scientific name of this murder case is "Man Show".
75. I drown my sorrows in wine, but this damn pain taught me to swim.
76. "You are bound to meet better people." "I can't even keep ordinary people like you. What's the use of meeting someone better? "
77. Being mean is a universal truth, and you and I are just one of them.
78. I have experienced everything. Is it time for God to send someone near me?
79. It looks very sci-fi and somewhat abstract.
80. Some people, some feelings, miss once, maybe they are wrong in this life.
Be an unintentional person.
From another angle, perhaps only in this way, love is beautiful, and it will end when it is near! So, let yourself be an unintentional person!
Burn out in this life and bury your heart in the afterlife. I just want to be a heartless person, quiet and stable.
Be a heartless person, do something irrelevant and say something unnecessary, and live alone in the world.
Please let me be an unintentional scarecrow?
I want to be a careless person, without love, hatred, ruthlessness and desire, so my heart can be without you.
I once wove myself in fairy tales in this virtual world, dreaming colorful dreams. When all the dreams become so pale and powerless in the boundless darkness, I realize that I am just a child abandoned by God and a lonely person in the world. I promised to pay, and I won't be sad. Yes, I won't be sad. Just be an unintentional person!
You left me. What's the difference between being alive and being dead? I'd rather give my heart to you and be a careless person from now on.
Try to be a careless person. No one to accompany, hi yourself. Nobody loves, so love yourself. Don't need others to care, and don't need others to care. There is no joy and no pain. That's good.
No lover! No more love! From now on, I will really restrain myself and be an unintentional person!
To be an unintentional person, there is no desire, no harm, no hatred.
A lot of troubles actually come from yourself. People don't have to be too serious in this life. If they are too serious, they will be swayed by considerations of gain and loss and complain about others. If they are so bound, they might as well go into battle lightly and learn to be careless and generous.
Can you be a careless person?
I am suffering from silent pain. I can't complain and I can't escape. Nothing belongs to me! Let yourself be an unintentional person!
Be a classic sentence of a layman.
First, learn to be a layman, vulgar to a person's mountain residence, vulgar to know who you are, vulgar to see happiness, vulgar to have nothing, vulgar to go to bed early and get up early or not, vulgar to wild vegetables and corn in mountain springs, vulgar to butterflies flying in from the window, vulgar to the outside world, no matter how you please me, I just ignore you.
Second, be a layman.
Don't ask why you are in trouble.
I just want to be a layman.
Which four are empty? Buddha is peace.
What do I care?
Third, I am determined to be a layman.
Mercenary and sensual.
carpe diem
If I can, I am willing to abandon everything, hide in a place where no one knows me, be a layman, and live an idle life.
Fifth, in life
Nothing is certain. I'm 26 years old, and I may really be different from before.
I don't care about three things I used to care about now.
Three things I care about now
Make money, make money, make money
Without literature and art, there is no winding path leading to a secluded place.
The rest is to work hard and be a layman.
6. Be a layman.
Never mind the rules.
Don't care about pointing
A happy smile
Sad and noisy
follow one's own inclinations
arrogantly
Indulge occasionally
Occasionally introverted
It is necessary for others to see through it.
Others don't understand
It is necessary to do things freely.
Speak softly again.
You can talk nonsense.
It can also be steady and steady.
Clean and free
Have no other desires
Seven, to be a layman, only secular and not vulgar.
Be a layman, and live a clean and comfortable life.
Be a layman, greedy for money and lustful.
Be a layman, look at mountains like mountains and water like water, but you are the whole world!
8. Life is like chocolate. You never know whether the next bite is sweet or bitter. I don't know. It's still in the middle of 20xx. I don't know if I'm still a layman and don't show my emotions. Be a prodigal son if your heart is free; Be sensible, interesting and rational.
I used to think of someone to shelter me from the wind and rain, but later I found that the wind roared and the rain poured down, and I woke up in the swaying. Only I can build four walls to shelter me from the wind and rain, and I also know that I am warm and cold. Only my own efforts and the balance of my wallet can let me sleep peacefully.
Some people say that the more you grow up, the more lonely you get. Perhaps the more we grow up, the more we know what we want, and the less willing we are to compromise for the so-called friendship or love.
I can come or go.
Nine, this expression is very enjoyable. I dreamed that Miss Fat Buddy (Dilraba) sat up and moved herself. She was a layman, greedy for money and lustful, and healthy!
X in the next year, I will be inspired to become a Jesuit with excellent academic performance.
And Mr. Wang with sweet voice and good temper.
Be a layman first, and then support your dreams.
Xi。 Why do you want to live someone else's life in their footsteps?
That's all,
Just be a layman.
12. I want to be a layman who has fun with you day and night, but I am a single dog who has no object in the secular world.
Thirteen, to be a layman, to know the world and therefore not worldly.
My wish in this life is to be an ordinary layman, and my wish in the next life is to be a dog.
Fifteen, there are too many reasons in this world.
Never live for others.
Be a kind layman.
Do it if you don't agree to have fun.
Sixteen years have passed, and I haven't asked for information or learned about it. Finally, I lost to myself. I think time is the best treatment. It turns out that all the cures are skin injuries. I thought I had gone far, but now looking back, I still stand still; I am still struggling wholeheartedly, where is the intersection? How far is the road ahead? Whether to continue tomorrow! Everything is so tired. I'd rather be a quiet layman and wait for the passage of time.
17. It's easy to get emotional at night. I don't know when it became so emotional. It was agreed that it was a Buddhist girl. Perhaps regret has become the norm in life. None of us can live as contentedly as adults. We still have to love life, be a layman, want nothing more, be stable and free.
Eighteen, don't want to be a good girl.
Huazhuang
Love once, break up once.
Drunk and dreaming once.
Be a layman
Nineteen. afterwards
I just want to be a warm and kind layman.
Not drifting, not impetuous, not sad or happy.
No big dreams.
Face is full of magnanimity.
Wish you all the best.
I wish you happiness.
May you be strong enough to protect your girl.
May the people I miss spend the years safely.
Twenty, strive to be a layman: greedy for money and lust, integrity.
Greedy gentleman's wealth, good beauty, integrity.
I prefer all the natural things in this world, such as the sun, moon and stars, mountains and rivers, blue sea and blue sky. But I'm going to be a layman again. I'm rich and famous, and I've worked hard. After all, I just want to find an interesting soul in the illusory world, and we can see all the nature I love together, that's all.
Twenty-two, a layman, greedy for money and lust, romantic for a lifetime.
This is really enough for a boring life.
Twenty-three, where did you get so many dog blood inspirational chicken soup? I just want to be a layman, eat, drink and be happy every day. I don't want to do something I don't like, and I don't want to go to work. I just want to find someone who can buy good food in buy buy.
Twenty-four, a layman, greedy for money and lust, romantic life.
Be a layman, be free and easy, and wander all your life.
Twenty-five, when I'm ready, let's drink and eat meat together!
Be a layman from now on.
If you meet someone who wants to be loved, you will give all you have to love.
If there is no sea of people, then go for the house, car and ticket.
Be a layman
Vulgarity of love and desire
Twenty-seven, be a layman, loaf all your life, be clean and comfortable.
Be a layman, talk and laugh without emotion.
Twenty-eight, because my life is not good, so I can't see others. Because you have a bad life, you envy other people's lives. So, from now on, be a layman, be bohemian, be a layman and relax, okay?
Twenty-nine, should be enough? Should be satisfied?
Gradually become very afraid of others getting angry.
A layman who knows how to control his temper.
What's wrong with being a cool girl?
Even if you are in an embarrassing situation every day, you can cope with it safely.
Because I don't care anymore, what's so sad? Ha ha ha ha.
You have to be heartless to live a rich life, don't you?
Thirty, I am just a layman in secular desires, and I want to be an angular teenager.
Don't be a layman if you have the ability.
Because. You always have to work hard to like the feeling of a person's bones.
Thirty-two years old, immersed in my own fantasy world, I have been unable to extricate myself. I am so tired, I want to be simple, be a layman and simply want to learn.
Thirty-three, be a layman, don't talk about debts, and live up to the meeting.
Be a layman, greedy for money, lustful and upright.
Thirty-four, knowing people, knowing faces, not knowing hearts,
As a layman,
Know the world but not the world.
People,
Will you stop being so melodramatic?
Life is morbid,
Or am I sick?
I still remember that I first read Mr. Wang's works when I was a freshman. The name is an elegy on the earth. For some reason, I couldn't buy it in the market, so I downloaded the electronic version and printed it myself. Maybe it's the editor. There are many typographical errors in it. I still stay at home! There are publications now, and I like Mr. Wang's works very much. I am neck and neck with Mr. Wang, determined to be an exquisite layman!
Thirty-six plans, you have to become a monk first, you have to become a monk first, and you have to be connected with the truth of Buddhism's accession to the WTO before you can be born. You must understand other people's customs first. For example, if you want to save a hungry person, you should give him food first, instead of doing ideological work for him, you should bear it, or you should not just think about material things, but have a little spirit. He won't listen to this. You don't talk to him until you are all hungry.
Everyone feels different from the average person, indeed. But you must realize that this difference is a little different after removing one thing, but often most people have nothing after removing the same thing. Admitting that you are ordinary and a layman can avoid many mistakes and is the correct starting point for being a man. There is nothing special about you. You may not be as good as others when you encounter the same thing under the same conditions. You should have compassion. On the basis of this basic attitude, we should be kind to the good, and then pursue our own unique brilliance and greatness.
Office accident.
In fact, the idea of wanting to fall in love will only come into being when I am most lonely and helpless. Many times, I don't even think about it. No matter how difficult it is, I will overcome it. I still want an independent soul rather than doting. Interesting soul is one in a million, and I'm not that one. Just be a layman.
Thirty-eight, be a layman, be chic, why care about unnecessary things and people?
I don't want to be a greedy and lecherous philistine, but I am a man who looks upright.
Forty, from today on, be a layman.
Mercenary and sensual.
carpe diem
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