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What was the final outcome of eloise in the X-Elon era?

What puzzles Yun Xin even more is that the dragon era is coming to an end. What about the human era? In the distant two years, will human beings go to extinction step by step like dragons now ... (unfinished-)

It's been a long time since Yun Xin recovered from meditation. Looking at the world under his feet, Yun Xin sighed and left silently.

A few days after returning to marijuana, Yun Xin kept silent and went straight back to the bedroom. His mind is still thinking about the terrible guess before. He can only hide his fears in his heart, because in this vast world, Yun Xin is the only one on the earth, and no one can understand his distress. Maybe this is the danger of crossing, Yun Xin thought.

Suddenly, Yun Xin's hand seemed to be surrounded by milk, and it smelled fragrant.

"Why? What is a person thinking? " The crisp sound reached my ears. It's eloy. She grabbed Yun Xin's arm and rested her head on Yun Xin's shoulder. Eloy silk has passed the age of fifteen or sixteen, and the beauty at this moment has been fully displayed. After becoming the nine masters, it is even more beautiful. And on the other side, Yan lightsome also snuggled up to her arm, and her eyes looked bright. Yan lightsome figure was concave and convex, angel's face, devil's figure, and she was holding her tightly to her chest at the moment, and the smoothness and elasticity of her arm almost made her secretly feel cool.

"Yes, they are now the dragon king master. You can go anywhere in the world. What are you worried about? " Yan also said lightly.

"Ha ha, I just feel a little emotional when I suddenly get such a powerful force." Yun Xin told a lie. He can't let others know the secret of his crossing, even the closest Alois and Yan. He can only keep the secret in his heart silently.

Lois and Yan breathed a sigh of relief at the same time, and Yan became lighter. Eloy spent the longest time in Yun Xin. She only knows that Yun Xin is synonymous with miracles, and there is nothing he can't do. Even if Yun Xin said he could choose the stars, eloy would not hesitate to believe it, but this time Yun Xin was so depressed that they were taken aback.

At this time, the three of them were lying in bed, and the atmosphere suddenly became ambiguous. In the past, Yun Xin wanted to be a gentleman because he wanted to be one of the nine masters, so he had to be a virgin, especially the first nine masters. They all kept their virginity before Dacheng, but now it's different. The master of the new nine is Yun Xin; Eloise; Yan is light; Surprise; Xuan Ming and the Four Sword Spirits are from Yun Xin, especially when they are combined with the Four Sword Spirits, which is an irresistible force.

It's time to fulfill your wish today, Yun Xin roared in his mind.

Yun Xin is not a gentleman. She was addicted to debauchery in her last life and didn't know how to quit until her third life. Just thinking about it, Yun Xin coughed heavily and said seriously, "Are the two beautiful ladies eighteen this year?"

Suddenly, both girls blushed. Yan's face is a little lighter, but she still bowed her head. She only felt flushed and her heart was beating fast, as if she would jump out of her chest at any time. With Yan for so long, I will get something from her mouth that will make her blush, and it will come true tonight, right? Eloy thought shyly.

Both women gave a sigh, and Yun Xin continued, "Well. . . The situation of you two, you should know, is beautiful and has fatal attraction to any man. As for me, I am also a normal man, so. . "

Hearing Yun Xin's words, the two women hung their heads lower.

Yun Xin raised Eloise's face and said, "Eloise, you will always be my favorite!" " "Say that finish, then kissed the past, seems to ignore the Yan lightsome beside, Yan lightsome just quietly looked at him, in my heart, Luo Xiang is always the first, what about her? It may be fortunate to be ranked second, but it cannot replace eloise's position in cloud confidence.

Suddenly, I heard Yun Xin whisper to her, "Don't be angry, okay?"

For this sentence, Yan Qing will never complain, after all, she still takes care of her feelings.

After the wet kiss in France, Eloise is like eating honey, willing to ignore the lightness of Yan, which means she still loves her the most.

Seeing that the two ladies were both smiling sweetly, Yun Xin shouted happily, "Ladies, please!" Then he jumped up, and then he heard the screams of two women. . . The taste is not enough for outsiders. . .

A new day has begun. . .

The jar is in the sky, in the bedroom. .

Yun Xin rubbed his hazy eyes. At this time, you can see a smug smile between two beautiful girls in a big bed.

"One king and two queens are cool", yes, this sentence is said by our hero. "Wives, it's time to get up!"

"well. . . "According to Luo Xiang, I couldn't help moaning. I saw Yun Xin's big hand hugging himself, and I remembered the whirlwind last night. I quickly closed my eyes, eager to find a place to hide.

Yun Xin held her in her arms again and looked at her lovely way of closing her eyes. She couldn't help laughing: "I'm not that terrible!" " "She also played Eloise's lovely little face.

Eloise thumped Yun Xin's chest: "You. . You. " Even if I have the intention to distinguish between two sentences, I don't know what to say, so I have to bury my head deeper.

"Ha ha, get up, maybe they are waiting to see our jokes!" Say that finish, then wake up Yan lightsome, three people talked about some sweet words, because Yan lightsome and went to take a shower, so naturally was thrown out.

Yun Xin walked into the hall casually, and everyone looked at him vaguely. Xuan Ming quietly stuck beside Qi Yue and whispered, "Yun Xin, you can do it! You haven't been idle all night, have you? Are your legs weak? "

"Soft you head. I will never be hard again, believe it or not. " Yun Xin scolded 1 with a smile.

Yun Xin is still very thick-skinned. Feeling everyone's eyes, he picked up a cup of boiling water and poured it into his stomach and began to eat his breakfast. He was taken aback and looked at Yun Xin up and down, as if looking at a rare animal, muttering, "Are you that strong?" I have it all night! "

Although the sound of surprise is not big, but this is a master, everyone heard it. Xuan Ming just took a sip of boiled water. Hearing this, it all gushed out, spraying Rove's face. Chu Rui, sitting next to the surprise, blushed. She reached behind the surprise with one hand and didn't know what she was doing. After hearing a scream from the surprises, she never dared to speak again.

"Ha ha, it seems that everyone has become a master. That's right. We haven't tried actual combat training for a long time. Let's try it after breakfast. " Xinyunhuan depending on the people, said

"Well, who's afraid of you!" Xuan Ming first said with great backbone: "Let's wait until I have the strength to catch up with you!" Xuan Ming knows that although everyone is a master of Dragon King, compared with Yun Xin, they have been left too far. Don't talk about actual combat now, even if Yun Xin strikes, Xuan Ming will try his best to barely resist and hit Yun Xin? Only being abused!

Make fun of the storm subsided, and this time, and Yan also came out shyly and lightly, looking at the red apple-like faces of these two women, I really want to go up and take a bite. According to Luo Xiang, she was wearing a loose cheongsam. Her hair was still wet just after taking a shower, and even a part of her body braved warm water vapor and her eyes flowed, which made her skin like milk look more ruddy after taking a shower, as if it were about to drip. And Yan's lightness is still the tight dress, which is no less than eloy's angel face, and definitely kills all men!

The boss of five mice in the valley looked at Yun Xin, then at the two women, and suddenly said, "No, I can't stand it. If the boss wants to abuse you, abuse me. However, before that, I must whistle, rogue whistle. " The rogue whistled and everyone burst into laughter. Two women's pretty faces are all red. At this time, even Yunxin is in distress situation. The so-called law does not blame the public. Seeing everyone happy, even he couldn't help laughing.

The laughter that finally stopped broke out again.

"Ha ha, I can't. I'll go back to my room first. I can't stand it. " Surprised smile, stood up from his position and walked to his bedroom.

ChuRui stood up quietly, followed the surprise with a smile, and watched them leave. Yun Xin was surprised by many things. When did ChuRui get so close to the surprise? It seems that my brother is too bad.

A breakfast is finished in a cheerful atmosphere. After packing everything, Yun Xin called all the members of Tian Kaijiao, including Surprise and Chu Rui who just left.

"Ladies and gentlemen, we open day zong has become the largest force in the universe! No one can stop us! " Wang Xinyun said to all the members of Neizong who have contributed to Tian Kaijiao.

All the members cheered together: "Long live the patriarch!"

"And I, in accordance with, Yan lightsome, surprises, and my four confidants, but also became the master of the Dragon King Order! We all have nine masters! " Yun Xin said excitedly, "I have nothing to worry about, so I officially announce the most grand thing!" "

Eloise and Yan listened lightly, but their hearts jumped like deer.

What's the matter, suzerain . "Yes, go ahead, don't be a suspense." All the members were heckling anxiously.

At this time, Yun Xin didn't speak. After the noise died down, he suddenly grabbed the delicate hands of Eloi and Yan and said solemnly, "I sent the head of the household to officially announce that I am getting married!" " He paused and continued: "And the bride, these are your two deputy heads!" "

After that, no matter what the members discussed, he turned to Eloise, knelt down and asked affectionately, "Eloise, will you marry me?"

. . . .

"Open the wedding of the patriarch of Tianzong!"

The news, like a deep-water bomb, swept the whole continent overnight.

Yun Xin, the head of Tian Kai School, is a legend. In the shortest time, he founded the biggest force in the universe, the proudest figure in Doulong College, the first of the three colleges in the universe, the captain of the first dream team of Genius Wars, and now the first of the nine masters.

What is even more enviable is that the two heroines in this wedding are absolutely no less talented than Yun Xin, and they are among the top nine masters, and they are both the chief of Doulong College. Eloise continued the title of "the most beautiful dragon" in Yunxin's last life, but no one objected. She was even known as the "golden couple". . .

A few days later, the pot was in transit.

Pot Zhongtian, a blessed land famous for opening heaven Sect, really welcomed his two mistresses.

And his master, surnamed Xin Mingyun, Xin, is Xin of Xinhai * *, and the cloud is a well-proportioned cloud!

There are more and more guests, and every guest has a proud smile on his face. After all, can't people who can attend Yun Xin's wedding have a certain reputation and status?

Suddenly, Xuan Ming shouted: "Yun Xin is here, Yunxin and others are here!" "

Everyone's eyes followed Xuan Ming's, and when they saw it, they froze.

Zheng Xinyun holding two women came up to them slowly, Yan light on the left, in the right.

White wedding dresses, showing their pure and happy smiles, are permeated with their beautiful faces.

Eloise's mood is like a deer jumping around, but the usual strong woman is gone, and now only innocent girl is left, and Yan's lightness needs to walk slowly hand in hand.

At this moment, Yun Xin said to the two women in a low voice, "Well, I said I would let the whole world know that I would marry you both, and I did it!"

Although Yun Xin was calm on the surface, his center of the earth almost jumped out of his chest with excitement. He used to be a diaosi, but now he has two excellent wives. He has no regrets.

Beautiful and passionate wedding March, (Well, it was written by Yun Xin. . ) When the three newcomers entered the hall, relatives and friends stood on both sides of the avenue, and different eyes fell on them, and the voices of blessing came one after another.

The three of them came to a beautiful young woman, namely Blue Mother, Yi and Yan. They were all orphans, and only Blue Mother was their elder. Naturally, Mama Lan will marry them.

Mother Lan looked at the three of them happily and said, "OK, I'll announce the wedding ceremony."

(well, it means that the junior high school party has not experienced it and can't write it. . ) Yun Xin kissed her two brides affectionately under the gaze of everyone. . .

There is a beautiful song outside. The wedding reception has begun.

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The wedding lasted all day. When night fell, the guests had already said goodbye to each other, leaving only the core members of the Tian Kai School who lived in Pot Zhongtian.

After chatting for a while, Lan's mother smiled and looked at the surprise and others: "Well, don't pester others. Can't you see that Yun Xin can't wait? " Say that finish also naughty to YunXin blinked.

Surprised to hear this, he deliberately shouted, "Oh ~ ~ Patriarch, what are you going to do next?"

As soon as the surprise was over, Xuan Ming connected his mouth and said, "Needless to say. Into the bridal chamber, of course! ! Isn't it? Patriarch? "

Looking at the echo of each other, Yun Xin criticized: "Well, the patriarch is in a good mood today! I won't argue with you. Yes, I just want to go into the bridal chamber. So what? Come with me, ladies! " Say that finish, ignoring the amazing eyes of all, pulling two girls who have blushed into the room.

"I can't see that Yun Xin's face is getting thicker and thicker, hehe!" Surprise laughed

"What do you know? It's called romance. If only you could be as romantic as my brother! " ChuRui beside him said discontentedly.

"So you want me to find another one like your brother?" Surprise is so exciting that it's easy to say, but when it comes out, it's already a slip of the tongue. Suddenly, the atmosphere of the audience quieted down. .

"Broken-empty-! You are dead! " ChuRui suddenly like an angry little meow paper, raised his hands to play.

"Forgive me, I was wrong! ! "Surprise suddenly soft, this bold surprise was finally ChuRui angry meow paper to uniform.