China's Classical Politics

1. Struggle and spoof classical Chinese and laugh at classical Chinese ~ 1. __________ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

After class, I fainted again! The correct solution is "late rain time". Mayfly shook the tree, and _ _ _ _ _ replied: I didn't move at all (the correct answer is "ridiculous". Quietly, wonderful, very in line with the facts. ) 5. The beauty of a gentleman's adult, _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: The villain wins the hearts of the people (directly fainting). 6. The poor are solitary, _ _ _ _ _ Student A: The rich have wives and concubines (positive solution: the rich help the world)

. ) 8. There are other ladies in his court, stunning 3,000. _ _ _ _ _ Student A: Iron bars can also be ground into needles ~ ~ ~ (The correct solution is "but his love for 3,000 is concentrated on one body") 9. With Cai Feng's flying wings, _ _ _ _ _ Student A: It's better to pull a chicken than a phoenix. Another student A: Both husband and wife have returned to China. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: There is another student fighting at the end of the bed. Answer: I got on the wrong sedan chair and married the right husband 1 1. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _)12. I hope people can live long. _ _ _ _ _ A: One will last forever. (I laughed wildly at the time, but now I think it's quite classic. The positive solution is "* * * Chanjuan thousands of miles away") 13. Egrets fly in front of Mount Cisse, and _ _ _ _ _ _ Students answer: Climb the turtle by the river in Dongcun (right) 14. I advise God to be energetic, _ _ _ _ _ _. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: Show your magic at the critical moment. Another student A: The mouse's son can make holes (the Chinese teacher in the whole office laughs wildly without images). 16. If it is sentimental, it will be old. _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: People don't waste their youth! (The positive solution is "If the moon is long and round, I don't hate it", and Li He's "Golden and Copper Immortal Ci Han Song") 17. If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, _ _ _ _ _ _ students answer: Please don't tell him (the correct answer is "a piece of ice heart is in the jade pot") 18. There will be couplets in the final exam. _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: You are a fool if you don't eat. No one has died since ancient times. _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: It's just that you have died in order (ending: the teacher stayed to talk to you after the parent-teacher meeting ...) 20. The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A:. The correct answer is "visible") 22. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ The classmate replied: Wife, my wife and a man's wife (the teacher later said that the classmate was particularly dedicated, haha) 27. Think that year, Jin Ge iron horse, students answer _ _ _ _ _ _ _. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ "Student A: It tastes the same (the invigilator and the principal outside laugh) 29. If the relationship is long-lasting, _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: It's time for them to get married. 30. Qian Fan walked by the sinking ship, and _ _ _ _ _ _ _ student A.

2. Ask for some funny and spoof ancient poems ~ Haha, Su Shi has an ancient saying.

He made fun of his friend, and his friend Zhang Xian married a concubine. he said

Eighteen brides are eighty lang, with gray hair and red makeup. Two nights of mandarin duck quilt, pear tree pressing begonia.

Pear flower refers to the white-haired husband, Haitang refers to the beautiful woman * * *, and a "pressure" way has made countless unspoken words!

Or Zi Zhan, does Chen Jichang know? His wife is amazing ~ ~

Zi Zhan wrote a poem to make fun of him and said: Chen Jichang, a Buddhist in Longqiu, is also poor. He never sleeps when he talks empty talk. Suddenly I heard the roar of Hedong division (lion) and my crutch fell into my palm.

This is the origin of authentic lion roar.

If you want that kind of pure prank, like what:

Until I raised my cup, asked the bright moon and sank again, I suddenly remembered home;

Take off your clothes and never regret it, because Iraq will make people haggard;

* * * When the candle is cut at the west window, the husband and wife sit in the morning;

Mayflies shook the tree, motionless;

If you are poor, you will be immune, and if you are rich, you will have wives and concubines;

There are other ladies in his court, 3 thousand rare beauties, and iron bars will be ground into needles;

Although my body does not have bright phoenix wings, the plucked phoenix is not as good as a chicken;

I advised God to stand up again, and God yelled at me three times.

If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, please don't tell him;

The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach;

Wine luminous cup, a lot of money for beauty;

Old man and old man, wife and wife, man and wife;

I hate books less when I use them, and I don't have enough money to spend by the end of the month;

Like a dream, "you know what? Do you know that?/You know what? Sorry, I don't know;

He used his knife * * *, and I splashed Xuanyuan with my blood;

Dongfeng didn't go with Zhou Lang, so he lost his wife and soldiers.

Red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple, with white in the southeast and northwest;

Asking how much you can worry about is like a pot of Erguotou;

Laughing and watching the sky go out, I accidentally twisted my waist;

Shoot the horse first and catch him in bed;

Clear water produces hibiscus, and mud produces lotus root;

There is always love in Qian Shan, so why not give one more?

Think that year, Jin Ge iron horse; Look at now, stalking, hitting people;

Peeking at the leopard in the tube scares me;

Since ancient times, no one has died in life, and no one has no paper;

The first part: the heroic body of the work; the second part: the old lady is full of charm.

Egrets fly in front of Mount Cisse, and turtles crawl by the river in East Village.

This dream:

well

Always remember the sunset in the hotel,

Drunk, I don't know where to go,

Go home after a good night,

Mistaken into the depths of the toilet,

Vomiting, vomiting

There are countless flies

3. Some latest parody poems are very interesting. Although it is parody, we still have to respect the poet's poems. Just smile, don't say it often, and let the whole world know that Li Bai doesn't pay for parody.

Mosquitoes bite everywhere. Look at the Beijing Roast Duck Restaurant. Li Bai opened the window. Peach Blossom Pond is deep, thousands of feet, but I still remember that night, when the storm rained down three thousands of feet, I met an X-ray to see if you would die today.

It's really annoying Touch your pocket. No money. Your teeth are missing! Compassion for farmers, spring bath, looking at the rags of Lushan Mountain, thinking about weeding in the silent night, I don't take a shower in the afternoon and spring, the incense burner in sunshine produces purple smoke, so bright a line is at the foot of my bed, and mines are buried everywhere. Mosquitoes bit Li Bai's scent of coming to the morgue to sleep. Someone came to steal vegetables and spray pesticides, with his head in the air, dreaming that Niu Wangmo was blown to 250! I wonder how many people died.

Go west and pee your pants with a smile. Release in advance "Persuade Learning", "Plum Blossoms" and "Look at the Toilet in Front" in Baidicheng. The dormitory is like three bowls of rice and five chickens, and there are several plum blossoms in the corner. When netizens meet, it happens that men are eating. Who are the female (or male) friends? Looking at the toilet in front, I can't help crying and eating. Not to mention the danger of starvation, you will regret eating it. That is, your deskmate felt in his pocket and didn't bring any paper. In the early spring, I took an examination of the Song Dynasty, and the title of the poem was unknown. I gave it to Zhang and other 18 members of the Ministry of Water Affairs. Classes are valuable, and they look like melons in the north. It's rainy in the distance and crisp in autumn, and it's more expensive to work. If you look at it closely, it looks like a scar, but if you don't take the exam, it turns out that it is flowers that are the saddest. Oh, my mother, online M M used to be the moon cake landlord of the Mid-Autumn Festival poet of pigs. Look, that famous poem has completely changed ~>_<& gt_< Li Baijia's moon cakes: Du Fu's moon cakes: Liu Zongyuan's moon cakes: The bright line is at the foot of my bed, and the breeze is rippling on the grass bank, so I have no right to fly. Some cakes are unpacked.

There are many presents this year. People who have no money can lift themselves to see it. I find it is moonlight, so what is there to show off? Taste the cake and smell it.

Moon cakes are the best! Spend the Mid-Autumn Festival alone. Su Shi's Moon Cake: Xu Zhimo's Moon Cake: When will there be a bright moon? I silently accepted it and asked the sky for a cake.

As you quietly sent me, I don't know the palace in the sky. I waved my sleeves. How much are the mooncakes? Will it be delivered next year? A spoof of "Humble Room Inscription" —— Look at the original text of Grade One. Author: Liu Yuxi's mountain is not high, but there are immortals. The water is not deep, and the dragon is the spirit.

I am a humble room, but I am virtuous. The moss on the stage is green, and the curtain grass is green.

There is no Ding Bai who laughs and has a university. You can tune the pipa and read Jin Dian.

There is no confusion, and there is no complicated form. Zhuge Lu in Nanyang and Ting Yun Pavilion in West Shu.

Kong Ziyun: "What's the matter?" Students' parody of "Humble Room Ming" is not high, as long as they pass the exam. Learning is not deep, but copying the spirit.

Alice is the classroom, only my mood. There are outstanding people before, and there are struggling soldiers behind.

There is harmony between laughter and conversation, and there is no quarrel between us. Can * * * forge ahead and compare results.

No rudeness, no troublemakers. You and I * * * forge ahead, and you and I are not behind.

Miss Yun: Can you be the first? The chef spoofed "Humble Room". The food is not fragrant, as long as it can be eaten. Vegetables are not bright, but the pigments are clever.

Si is the kitchen, but I am the best. Edible oil seasoning, Sudan red pig heart. The boss behind him is very good, and his salary has been rising.

You can buy a good car and live in a mansion. No report, no seal.

Sanlu brand milk powder, Shanghai lean meat powder. This person cloud: non-toxic and harmless.

Just like a pot of Erguotou (original sentence), ask yourself how much sadness you can have. Ask how much sorrow you can have, just like a river flowing eastward. With his sword, my blood splashed Xuanyuan. I want to thank you for your kindness, but I recommend Xuanyuan with blood. Since ancient times, whoever does not die will die sooner or later. No one has died in life since ancient times, so we can take care of our history. We hate the lack of books when we use them, and by the end of the month, there is not enough money to spend. When you use a book, you don't hate it so much. You don't know how difficult it is unless you go through it. Qian Fan has always been on the side of the sinking ship, and he is proud of many tricks. Qian Fan is on the side of the sunken ship, and Wan Muchun is in front of the diseased tree. I can't bend over for five buckets of rice, just give me six buckets. Five buckets of rice can't be bent, and boxing is evil for the middle-aged people in the village. Ghosts knock at the door in the middle of the night, and pedestrians on the road want to die. During the Qingming Festival, there are many rains, and pedestrians on the road want to die. Grapes, wine, luminous cups, and a lot of money and beautiful women. Wine luminous glass, want to drink pipa, hurry immediately. I was born useful, and I showed my magic at the critical moment. I was born useful, spinning a thousand pieces of silver, all come back! }} I advised God to stand up again, and God yelled at me three times {{original sentence I advised God to stand up again and make people healthy}} Can I still have dinner with friends far away {{original sentence; It's a pleasure to have friends from afar. There are four intriguing words that I think are always smiling. Laugh as strong as an ox, as thin as a bone, and the financial resources are rolling in. Pay the water, live safely, and immediately enter the coffin. When you meet an old wolf, you become a rogue, and you are as happy as the East China Sea. If you jump into the sea, the whole family will be healthy and all the bones will fall out. The whole family will be happy if you disappear halfway. Gas poisoning will be very happy every day, and you will often be abnormal. Congratulations on getting rich. Business is booming when it's raining, and everything goes well when it's getting poorer. You hit a wall everywhere and went home without a trace. You are happy every day when you give up halfway. Your leg cramps, you live longer than Nanshan, and you become a biscuit. You become a dumpling, you live longer than Nanshan, and the whole family crashes into the mountain.