English drama scripts (short stories)

English drama for four! Humorous and funny drama script "Lai Pi's grandson's confused grandfather"

Actor:? p:？ Pirate grandson. ? Man:? Mom.

f:？ Father. ? k:？ King? Grandpa.

Narrator:? There? Is it? 4? Members? Are you online? Answer? Family? Pirates? Answer? Seven years old? Naughty? Boy. ? His? Mom? Is it? Answer? Beautiful? White collar? Workers. ? His? Dad. Andy? Liu? Is it? Answer? Famous? Singer? And then what? His? Honey? Grandpa? King? Is it? Answer? Kind? Old? Dude. ? Pirates? Love? His? Grandpa? The most? Because? King? Is it? Very? Spoil? He ... ? What? Hate it? His? Parents. ? Frankly? Go ahead. What? Is it? Afraid? Yes? They? Because? They? Is it? Very? Strict? With what? He ... ? .

Main play: (p, k comes out)

p:？ Old? King? Open? That? Television? Me? Want it? Where to? Do you see it? Tom? And then what? Jerry. ? Me? Love? That? rat ? Come on! ? No? Time! ? Me? Can't? Wait? Another one? Second.

k:？ Oh? Honey! ? Me? Almost? Forget? It ... ? No? Worried? Me? Open? It? Right? Now ? (making TV programs)

p:？ Huh? Ha! ? Is it? Actually funny! ? Tom? Is it? So what? Very good! ? Funny sketch.

Oh? Don't! ? "That? End! " ? Where is it? Is it? Tom? Me? Hate it? That? End! ? Liuxue86.com flew into a rage when he broke the TV set? Old? King! ? (yelling at k)

Krishnamurti: Oh, really? What? Answer? Poor? Dog! ? (looking around)? Yours Parents? Is it? Isn't it? Here? , what else? we? Is it okay? Change? Another one? One? , our? Brave? Pirates? Just? Tell? Me. ? I am? Are you sure? Yours Demand? Will. Is it? Satisfied. ? (making a confident gesture)

P: really! ? All right! ? What about now? Let's go Watch? Caribbean? Pirates!

k:？ Hmm? No? Is it? Not suitable? For what? You ...? (making a gesture of hesitation)

p:？ Me? Just? Like what? This? Movies? Old? King? What about you? Tell? Lies ? What about you? No? Keep? Yours Promise. (makes an angry cry)

k； ? Oh? Yes? Me? Play? It? For what? You ? (as a dilemma) But? Please. Is it? Quite,? I am? Afraid? Yours Parents? Wound? Isn't it? Like what? We? What are you doing? These.

p:？ No? Tell? So what? More! ? Me? Really? Have you been there? Ann? Adults? Men? Yes? 7? How many years? Old. ? Me? Promise? It? Where to? You ? (Proud and confident)

K: OK. ? (as comfort, comfort)

p:？ Fight? Him? Murder? He ... ? Throw? These? Not good? Guys. Become? That? Sea ... (Shouting)

k:？ Xu? ……..？ (as a mute). Remember? Yours Promise me. Young? Adults? Dude.

p:？ Oh? What? Promise? Me? Really? Forget? It ... ? (of course)

k:？ Oh? ! ? What about you? Is it? Yes (statement of understanding, because pirates have always been like this, reneging on their words)

p:？ Old? King. ? Me? Pay? What about you? Ann? Respectable? Mission. ? (as pride)? Is it? Mine? horse And then what? Me? Will. Riding a horse? Open? Yours Back? ,? Let's go Help? These? People? Are you online? Dangerous? Situation? Just? Like what? Answer? Brave? Knight. (make a brave gesture)

k:？ What! ? Riding a horse? Open? Mine? Back off! ? Is it? Yours Horse! ! (Make a surprise)

p:？ Yes? Yours Listening? Is it? Very? Okay？ Really? Question? (as if nothing had happened)

k:？ No? No? Sound? Answer? Okay？ Idea! ? Very? Very good! ? What about you? Is it? Answer? Brave? Pirates. ? Now? Coming? Open? Mine? Come back. ? (making a helpless gesture)

p:？ (make a happy gesture and jump on the horse)? Hey! ? Let's go Let's go ? Murder? All of them? Those? Not good? Men. ? Come on! ? Run? Come on! ? .......？ (in high spirits)

(M, F enter the arena hand in hand): Funny sketch script

p:？ Oh? Mine? Oh, my god ? Mom? Dad! ? (A and D are standing in front of the TV in a hurry)

Man:? Dad. What? Is it? What about you? Doing it! ? Naughty? Pirates? Isn't it? Yours Trick! ? (complaining angrily)

P: (making impotence)? Mom? Is it? Isn't it? Mine? Fault. ? Old? King? Jean? Me? Massage? His? Come back. ? Black? Black? (Have a guilty conscience to hide your inner fears)

Man:? Me? No? Do you believe it? It ... ? (for the record)? Dad. Isn't it? Actually, that one (ask k)

k:？ Yes? Yes? Sure,? Me? Can't? Image? Answer? Children? Only? 5? Year? Old? Is it okay? Massage? So what? It's good. ? Oh ... (relieved, because I lied)

Man:? Really. ? Me? No? Do you believe it? That? Rubbish? Pirates? Is it okay? Massage? Who is it? Taught? He ... ? (doubt)? Honey? Isn't it? What about you?

f:？ No? Me? Not yet,? But? Me? Decide? Where to? Enjoy? His? Massage? Another one? God,? Do what? What about you? Think? So? Honey?

Man:? Yes? Actually answer? Okay？ Suggestions.

Create panic. A: trembling, d: sweating)

P blocked the TV because he was afraid of being discovered by M and F, and K also covered for P.

p:？ Mom? Do what? What about you? Feeling? Answer? Small? Cold?

k:？ Yes? Me? Is it okay? Feeling? It ... ? (Sweating and talking cold)

Man:? No? Is it? summer ? Really? Is it hot? Do what? What about you? Catch? Cold?

p:？ No? No? Just? Mine? Feeling. ? (even more trembling, I was accidentally watched by B.)

Man:? Pirates? What? Behind? What about you? (question)

p:？ Oh? Nothing. Nothing! ? (creating panic)

Man:? Moving? Leave? . Small? Pirates! ? (complaining angrily)

p:？ Oh? Don't! ? That? Storm? Will. Come on. ? (Covering his face in fear)

Man:? Caribbean? Pirates! ? What? Answer? Not good? Movies! ? Small? Pirates! ? (Angry)

p:？ Mom? Me? Surrender. ? (surrender)

Man:? Dad? This? Movies? Is it? Not suitable? For what? Him? ,? It? Is it? Full? Yes? Killing, force? And then what? Negative? Passion? And then what? It? Will. Jean? Him? Become? Not good? !

k:？ Me? Do you know? That,? But? Me? Meat? Where to? Jean? Him? Watch? Tom? And then what? Jerry. And then what? What? Like what? It? Very? A lot. ? what's up Pirates? I want to change the subject and stand on the side of pirates.

p:？ Yes? Answer? Very? Smart? Rats? And then what? Answer? Stupid? Cats. ? (Make a learned statement)

Man:? Dad. No? Jean? Him? Watch? So what? A lot? Television? It? Waste? Answer? A lot? Yes? Time,? And then what? It? Is it? Not good? For what? His? Sight. ? What? May? Become? Short-sighted. ? (Sincerity)

Essay: "Not Bad Money"

(2009 CCTV Spring Festival Gala Program)

Anyway, I got the money (on the stage is the background of a restaurant, which reads: "Scottish sentiment". Uncle Benshan wore a Chinese tunic suit with a bunch of garlic on his back and a pheasant in his hand, and took Mao Mao to play. )

This short play is set in a restaurant called "Scottish Taste/Feeling". Uncle Zhao is wearing his Chinese tunic suit, carrying a bunch of garlic, holding a pheasant in his hand, followed by his granddaughter Yadar. )

Uncle Zhao, here we are. Zhao Benshan: Here we are.

Here we are. Mao Mao: Here we are.

Uncle Zhao, this is the most expensive restraint in chatting up: Scottish flirting ~ ~ ~

Zhao Benshan: This is the most expensive hotel in Tieling. This is not, tiáo qíng. You misunderstand-Scottish sentiment! !

Mao Mao: Grandpa, you read it backwards, didn't you?

Uncle Zhao (Qing diào) Okay. Anyway, we are going to eat meat here. Zhao Benshan: Ah, the mood? Just eat it here.

Yada: But it's very expensive. Mao Mao: Grandpa, this house is very expensive. Uncle Zhao, so what? We got the money, 30 thousand yuan. Where is the bag? Zhao Benshan: Expensive? We have money, over 30,000 yuan. Where's the bag?

Yadar, what bag Mao Mao: I didn't take my bag.

Uncle Zhao, the yellow one with the money.

Zhao Benshan: Money bag, yellow bag.

Oh, no, I left it on the brick bed. Mao Mao: That's it. Let me fall on the kang.

Uncle Zhao: Oh, what can I do? I did all this for you, how can you forget! Do you have any money on you?

Zhao Benshan: I said, is there anything else you can do? ! This is for you. I'll put it on the kang and give it back to you. Do you have any money in your pocket?

Jardal, let me see ... (groping) It's only over 70 yuan.

Mao Mao: Pocket, how much is it? It's only over 70 yuan.

Uncle Zhao, there is still 400 yuan here.

Zhao Benshan: I still have 400. Okay, that's enough.

Yadar is still not enough. Mao Mao: That's impossible.

Uncle Zhao is fine. Herr Ober!

Zhao Benshan: Oh, that's enough. Mr. Ober!