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1, I went to the company to go to the toilet early this morning, and the latch of the toilet door was broken, so I went to pull the toilet door. At this time, a very anxious buddy came over and pulled my door directly. Yes, I'm trying. He directly pulled Lao Zi out and lay in the trough, and I got into a fight with him without wiping my ass.

2. In senior three, the chemistry teacher taught us organic chemistry. The teacher first drew a "peptide bond" on the blackboard, and then said to us, "This is the eunuch. Let's add methyl to it! Students, where did you say you would settle down? " At this time, the audience has been laughing crazy.

3. Jordan: Build the motherland and serve the country faithfully. Nepal: The motherland is more precious than the sky. Myanmar: A harmonious and orderly life contains happiness. France: freedom, equality and fraternity. Holland: We must insist on wishing Belgium: Unity is strength. Andorra: If people don't attack me, I won't attack. Switzerland: Everything is for everyone, everyone is one person. China China People's Bank.

The purpose of learning from the scriptures is by no means to learn from them. In fact, the true identity of the four people headed by Tang Priest is the rectification dispatch group. Last time, the Bodhisattva Immortal obviously indulged his subordinates in evil, but because of each other's face, they couldn't do it. That's why we found four people with no foundation at the two sessions of God and Buddha to clean up all kinds of monsters in the name of learning from the scriptures. This is also a good explanation. Some of them were taken away by the gods backstage, but no one was killed backstage.

Someone found a job in a dairy farm. On the first day of work, the boss gave him a bucket and a stool to milk in the milk shed, and he died happily. After work, the boss saw that he was splashed with milk and his stool leg was broken, so he asked him, "What happened? Is it difficult? " He replied with a sad face, "It is not difficult to milk, but it is difficult to let the cow sit on the stool."

6, to be a cat in the next life: always favored, elegant posture, and importantly, have nine lives.

7. If you don't catch the bus at work, you run after it. A man riding an electric car shouted at the bus: "Come on!" I suddenly felt a warm current in my heart. I just wanted to feel the beauty of the world, and then the man shouted, "Come on, master, don't let this force catch up!" "

8, the same beauty: others have a background, we only have a back; Others are traveling and we are sleepwalking; Others drink Lafite, we make coffee; Others have money, we pick up love rat; Others drive Mercedes, and we drive VIOS. ......

9. Wukong: The most painful thing in life is that a gust of wind blows, pigs are here, horses are here, and people are gone! The most painful thing is that another idiot will shout at the top of his voice: big brother! The master was taken away by the devil! To prove your existence, and then stay in a daze.

10, people nowadays are really nosy! My girlfriend and I quarreled on the phone. What does it have to do with him? He doesn't know my girlfriend. To make matters worse, he called security! What a nuisance! I will never come to this cinema again.