How to write at the beginning of an embarrassing composition

In my half life, there are good things and bad things. Good stuff, I won't show it off here. For bad things, please help me share my inner pain!

"Awkward" first place: drinking.

Ten years ago, at the beginning, I was still a "nobody" and knew nothing. Once, the family was having a reunion dinner, and grandpa and dad were drinking. I am thirsty and want to drink water. My mother picked up a cup and I took it. At this time, my grandfather and father were shocked and saw me open my mouth. I rolled my eyes and cried with a "wow". I don't know what happened to my mother's eyes at that time, but she poured me a glass of white wine. I can set a world record for children drinking. Why didn't I apply for the Guinness Book of Records?

"Awkward" No.2: The clothes are on backwards.

Alas! Five years ago, my mother and I went shopping and casually found a dress to wear. At that time, there were many old people in the street watching me laugh, and my head turned quite high. I thought they thought I was beautiful, and when I got home, I found my clothes on backwards. What a pity! It really makes people laugh that a smart person like me would do such a stupid thing!

"Embarrassment" 3: Holding hands with strangers

That was a few days ago. I ... I'm embarrassed to say that at that time, there was no holiday. I'm at school. There were many people when the class was over. I was with Tianjiao. Later, I don't know when we parted. I thought she was behind me, so I grabbed the man behind me by the hand and walked out the door. At this moment, I feel how Tianjiao's gentle hands have become so rough and dry. Not Tianjiao! It turned out to be a male classmate in another class. I quickly apologized to him. I think my face is burning badly. How can I associate with a male classmate? You said, I really lost my face!

Everyone must feel funny after reading my anecdote, but I don't think it's funny. I don't want so many "anecdotes" to leave a deep imprint on my young mind in this life. Maybe, when I grow up, these things will become my classic records!

Breaking the news is an embarrassing and guilty thing buried in my heart for many years. I take this opportunity to apologize to two primary school students. I really didn't mean to. Please forgive me.

It was in the fifth grade of primary school. Our class was on the second floor at that time. It's recess time now, and many students are playing on the first floor. I don't know what happened to me then. I suddenly felt an itch in my throat and vomited downstairs. As a result, as soon as I vomited on a male classmate's face, it flowed down his face. I immediately fled the scene and pretended that nothing had happened. He was very angry and shouted, who did it? Strangely, no one saw me do it at that time. Boys also suspect that girls they usually hate did it. The girl said indignantly, I didn't. But I dare not stand up and admit it. I'm afraid it will affect my image as a lady in their hearts. I was afraid of being laughed at by them, so I never said anything. I was so incompetent at that time. But this matter has been deeply remembered in my heart and influenced me. Now, I am very concerned about littering, and I don't allow my friends around me to do so.

Junior high school: At the school sports meeting, I participated in the triple jump competition. At that time, because my family was poor, I couldn't afford sports shoes. I'm wearing a pair of white shoes, which are a little loose. As a result, the shoes were kicked several meters away when jumping, and the students around them burst into laughter. At that time, I couldn't wait to dig a crack in the ground and get in.

Another time, because I was a flag bearer, a flag-raising ceremony was held on Monday morning. From the moment we went out, I heard the head teacher of Class 2, our lovely math teacher, snickering there. Then she laughed for a long time until the flag was raised. I wonder what such an interesting thing happened. After the flag-raising ceremony, I ran to ask her why she kept laughing just now. She began to laugh again. How can your hands and feet walk so smoothly? God, isn't this what many students see?

In high school, I once fell to the ground in public, and my posture was particularly ugly, just like a frog lying there. Although it hurt, I got up quickly. The first thing I do after getting up is not to look at my injured place, but to see if the boy I like is there.

Watching horror movies with Xiao Longge and the Friendship Association, both of them were scared to death. What should never be wrong is that I fell asleep, and the result is often used by them to talk about things. I arrived at the office with rice grains sticking to my mouth (why didn't anyone remind me). Let me recite it first, but the skirt burst, so I had to borrow his coat and tie it around my waist to avoid embarrassment. It's really a laundry list, and I can't finish it in three days and three nights.

6. Look at the sea with your eyes wide open: composition on the same topic: a laundry list of embarrassing things

The grand prize in Xixi's laundry list contest is probably for me. I have no other special skills, and I have done many embarrassing things all day. I thought I won the prize for writing an embarrassing story ~ ~ I won 300 pieces of pistachios and ate them, quack. Look at my psychological quality, I can't compare with it, and I'm proud of it.

A laundry list, a handful, please see: