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Chelsea's latest joke
First, the story of Abramovich and Chelsea.
Abramovich really loves Chelsea. After buying the club for 65.438+300 million pounds, Abramovich began to spend a lot of money to build the team. From 654.38+09, he turned Chelsea from a middle-class team into a European giant. Before Abramovich bought Chelsea, Chelsea had only eight champions, but no Champions League or Premier League trophies. After buying it, Chelsea not only won dozens of championship trophies, but also won the Champions League and Premier League. Roman Abramovich started at Chelsea? Jinyuan football? For Chelsea, Abramovich likes this story very much. Not only did he not want the debt owed by the club, but all the proceeds from the sale of the club were donated to the victims of the wars in Russia and Ukraine.
Second, what else is Abu going to sell?
In addition to selling his club, Abramovich also intends to sell all the real estate and fixed assets in Britain. Because Abramovich was banned from living in Britain as early as 20 18, there is no Chelsea Club and no other economic sanctions in Britain. It doesn't make sense to Britain, just change it and sell it all, so as not to make any mistakes then.
Third, the victims of war.
No one likes the outbreak of war. People like Abu are victims of political involvement because of the war. It is said that sports have no borders and science has no borders ... It's a joke to think about it now. Isn't the Russian football team banned because of the Russian-Ukrainian war?
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