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Chapter 65438 +0 Connotation Brainstorming and Answers

1. Who is Mi's grandfather? Answer: It's popcorn, because it contains rice and flowers.

2. Who is Amy's father? Answer: Amy's father is a butterfly.

3. Who is Amy's mother? Answer: Amy's mother is a flower and a peanut.

Which European country doesn't do wholesale business? Answer: Denmark (single sale)

What is your relationship with your father's mother's sister's daughter's uncle? Answer: kinship.

6. Public toilets (guess a foreign investor) Answer: Renton (squatting in the wheel)

Yan Luowang married his daughter. Guess three words? Answer: ghosts want it.

7. Who knows how many stars there are in the sky? Answer: God knows.

8. What do people fear most? Answer: A debt.

9. How to keep the duck from flying away Answer: Give him a wing.

10. Who is the most frequent person on Wangfujing Pedestrian Street in Beijing? Answer: pedestrians

1 1. When taking a bath in the bathroom, should I take off my clothes or pants first? Answer: It is better to close the door first.

12. What foreign languages can China people write? Answer: Arabic numerals.

13. What can I take without hands? Answer: Make up your mind.

14. The thief stole all the gold, silver and jewels of some wealthy families nearby. Why didn't the only rich man who didn't have anti-theft equipment or security personnel patronize? Answer: His own home.

15. There was a guy with a cotton-padded jacket on his upper body and shorts on his lower body. He has an iced coke in his left hand and hot coffee in his right. He sits by the fire every day, but the air conditioner is on. Who is he? Answer: mental derangement.

16. Dad asked Xiaoming to recite the Analects of Confucius. He recited the whole book in one minute. Is Xiaoming a genius? Answer: Not because he only recited the Analects of Confucius.

17. The old family was robbed and suffered heavy losses. But when the police informed him to solve the case, Lao Gu sent condolences to see the thief. Why? Answer: He wants to ask the secret of how to go home in the middle of the night without waking his wife.

18. The monitor told the rookie that when the safety of the Grenade was pulled off, he counted five seconds before throwing it out. The rookie acted according to the monitor's instructions, but he was still killed. Why? Answer: Because the rookie has a stutter.

19. What tiger scares people but doesn't eat people? Answer: Gecko

20. The phone rang loudly, but Obana's brother didn't answer the phone. What happened? Answer: Because it is a TV advertisement.

2 1. Why can't Chen quit gambling once? Answer: Because I quit my right hand and left hand.

Chapter 2 contains ideas and answers.

1. Why don't eggs break when you hit them with stones?

Ans: Take eggs in your left hand and throw stones in your right.

It is said that a plane was hijacked by a man. What will the passengers say to the hijackers? Guyi mobile phone brand

Ans: Nokia (getting off the plane ~)

3. Win in time and evaluate a car brand.

A: Porsche

5. Do you know how to laugh at BB?

Because if you can laugh, you won't cry.

8.L Will training low left become baa?

A: The plane (flat)

10. Why can't you tell jokes on the boat?

Ans: Because a sea will laugh and cause a sea.

12. The city of the sky is estimated to be a place name in Hong Kong.

A: Kennedy (away from) the underground city.

13. Uncle McDonald, estimate the name of a country.

A: Myanmar (without electricity)

14. Which two English letters are the most difficult to teach?

A: C, E, because EC is difficult to teach.

15. What do students fear most?

Ans: East Star (not upgraded)

16. What are the legs of a wild boar?

A: orb

17. Fish has no feet, crabs have no wings, and shrimps have no baa?

A: Taro

18. Is there fish eggs in Yu Danfen's noodles and ice cream in his noodles?

A: Seven.

19. Can you put it in the refrigerator?

Ans: Secret, because you can't tell secrets.

20. By the way, can TV artists comb their hair?

Zhu Mimi, because you can't comb your breasts.

2 1. Pineapple is yellow and Barbaro is green?

A: Kay Louro.

24. What is a terrorist?

A: Denominator of terror.

25. From the above questions, what is the median line?

Answer: Terrorism Branch

26. Is football Zhu, basketball Lan and judo Ba?

Ans: Last name is Christmas, because it's Christmas Day again, and it's Christmas Day again ~

29. There is a monster invading the earth. What should we do?

Ans: Sing the March (Superman theme song lyrics: This March, once played high, the monster ran away ~)

30.NDS plays PSP, which one will win?

Ans:NDS, because NDS is a bending machine (folding machine)

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