Dialogue between hackers and Xiaobai

Xiao Bai: How is it controlled?

Hacker: With a Trojan horse.

Xiaobai: ... where is it? Why can't I see?

Hacker: Open your task manager.

Xiao Bai: Where is the task manager?

Hacker: It's under your computer! !

Xiao Bai: Not in my computer?

Hacker: Forget it, forget I said anything.

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Hacker: I have taken control of your computer.

Xiao Bai: Oh.

Hacker: Are you afraid? ! Hmm. How interesting ...

Xiao Bai: Just in time. Help me kill the virus. There have been many problems with my computer recently!

Hacker: ...

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Xiao Bai: Why do you always go in and out of my computer?

Hacker: You can install a firewall.

Xiao Bai: Can't you get in through the firewall?

Hacker: No, I just want to add some fun. Controlling your computer like this makes me feel stupid!

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Xiao Bai: I heard that you can make viruses? !

Hacker: Right.

Xiao Bai: You can control other people's computers?

Hacker: General.

Xiao Bai: Then can you hack those websites?

Hacker: Of course, didn't you hear people call me a hacker?

Xiao Bai: Oh … I thought it was because you were black.

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Hacker: I'm here again!

Xiao Bai: Don't you feel bored coming in every day?

Hacker: Yes, it is. Your machine is the worst I have ever seen.

Xiao Bai: No way, it's a famous brand.

Hacker: I mean there are only viruses in your computer besides retarded games.

Xiao Bai: Oh, have you seen my Lianliankan? I don't remember where I put it. I've been looking for it for a long time.

Hacker: ... Goodbye.

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Hacker: Hi, I'm coming!

Xiao Bai: I haven't seen you for several days. Are you blocked by my firewall?

Hacker: Haha, just kidding, it's easier to access your computer than mine.

Xiao Bai: I want to ask you a favor.

Hacker: What is it?

Xiao Bai: Can you access the power system and modify some data?

Hacker: What do you want?

Xiaobai: Please help me settle my electricity bill this month!

Hacker: Go to hell! !

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Xiao Bai: Are you an expert?

Hacker: It can be said that it is.

Xiao Bai: How high is it?

Hacker: Well, I hack myself when I'm bored.

Xiao Bai: Ha, I can do it too!

Hacker: You too? !

Xiao Bai: Yes, it turned black as soon as it was turned off. ...

Hacker: Get out!

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Xiao Bai: You come every day. Are you curious about me?

Hacker: I'm not curious. I'm used to it. I just came in.

Xiao Bai: Well, I have a good way to change this habit of yours.

Hacker: Oh, what way.

Xiao Bai: I'll go to the telecommunications bureau and change the bandwidth to 1K, so you can't squeeze in because it's too narrow, haha!

Hacker: Genius! ..... Then can you still surf the Internet?

Xiao Bai: Yes, take your time!

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Xiao Bai: Let me ask you a question.

Hacker: Say.

Xiao Bai: Besides my computer, can you control other people's computers?

Hacker: Some can.

Xiao Bai: Is it ok if there is no internet connection?

Hacker: ...

Xiaobai: Can you turn on someone else's machine with the remote control?

Hacker: ...

Xiao Bai: You can still steal top secret documents! ! !

Hacker: I think you watch too many movies. Go wash and sleep.

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Xiao Bai: My computer is broken.

Hacker:. . . . . . . Just checked, your computer is fine.

Xiaobai: So you bully me.

Hacker: No.

Xiao Bai: You have! There are no images in the MP3 file sent to me!

Hacker: Help ~

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Xiao Bai: Can you answer the computer questions?

Hacker: I think so.

Xiao Bai: Which key on the keyboard is the most handsome?

Hacker:. . . . . . . I don't know

Xiao Bai: "F4" of course! !

Hacker: Oh ~ Is this a computer problem? ! !

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Xiao Bai: Can you answer another computer question?

Hacker: As long as it's not your stupid question.

Xiao Bai: I'm serious! ! Can you operate my computer?

Hacker: Well, yes.

Xiao Bai: This is a problem. Can you solve it, too?

Hacker: Your question should not be difficult.

Xiao Bai: Great. My fan seems to be broken. Help me change it.

Hacker:. . . . I'll go first.

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Xiao Bai: Can we meet?

Hacker:. . . . Well, it's not good. Why do you want to watch it?

Xiao Bai: I want to see if you think the same as me.

Hacker: Oh, what do you think?

Xiao Bai: Very handsome, wearing tights, very charming. I can go anywhere and maintain world peace.

Hacker:. . . . You're talking about Spider-Man, boss!

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Xiaobai: You visit my computer every day. Are you curious about me?

Hacker: Not curious, just used to it.

Xiao Bai: Is there anything you are curious about?

Hacker: Yes, I've always wondered when so many viruses on your computer will crash.

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Xiao Bai: Do you find it interesting to visit my computer every day?

Hacker: Interesting!

Xiao Bai: What's the point?

Hacker: I'm studying why your computer full of viruses doesn't crash.

Xiao Bai: I know!

Hacker:. . . . #￥%! Why?

Xiao Bai: This is called fighting poison with poison!

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Xiao Bai: I also want to control your computer.

Hacker: That won't do. If someone visits my computer, I will go crazy.

Xiao Bai: It's not fair! !

Hacker: OK, OK, you have it under control.

Xiao Bai: Yes. . . . But I won't. . . .

Hacker: Gaga ~ That's why I agreed! ! !

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Hacker: I'm here again.

Xiao Bai: This may be the last time we meet.

Hacker: Oh? What happened?

Xiaobai: I want to reinstall the system, kill virus and install a firewall. I won't let you in!

Hacker: So you hate me so much. . . . . All right, I won't come in the future. Goodbye.

Xiao Bai: Hmm. . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! Teach me what reloading system is first!

Hacker:. . . . . . . . . .

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Hacker: It's so late, why don't you go offline?

Xiao Bai: Oh, it's time to get off. I will cut off the power.

Hacker: Slow down! Won't you turn off your phone?

Xiao Bai: Yes, just press the power off button and it won't move. You can only press the power.

Hacker: You modify the registry: Open the current version of HKEY _ Local _ Machine Software Microsoft Windows NT Winlogon, right-click the Winlogon item, select New → String value, enter "PowerdownAfterShutdown", and then double-click the edit value as 1 to automatically shut down.

Xiao Bai: Yes. . . . . . I'd better press the power.

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Xiao Bai called the hacker: Are you really good?

Hacker: General.

Xiaobai: Brag! If you dare, please turn off the Trojan horse in my machine.

Hacker: How hard is it? We'll see.

Hacker: Haha, done, regret.

Xiaobai: Hehe, thank you. I'm playing outside. I just want you to turn it off for me. . . .

Hacker: dizzy

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Hacker: Where the hell have you been? ! ! !

Xiao Bai: Yes. . . . I have been out for a few days. What do you want from me?

Hacker: I want to find something.

Xiao Bai: What are you looking for here?

Hacker: Virus, find an old virus from a few years ago. Only your computer has the most complete virus.

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Hacker: I'm coming! !

Xiaobai: ...

Hacker: Why don't you talk?

Xiao Bai: In a bad mood.

Hacker: Who bullied you?

Xiao Bai: I lost a Q number with my first love in it.

Hacker: This is simple. I'll get it back for you.

Xiaobai: I can't get it back.

Hacker: Impossible. Tell me, what number?

Xiao Bai: I just don't remember.

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Xiao Bai: Come out! ! ! !

Hacker: What's the matter? !

Xiaobai: Did you use my id to play in the forum? ! !

Hacker:. . . . Sorry, I forgot to tell you that I didn't do anything bad, so I made up a post. I

Promise not to play next time.

Xiao Bai: That won't do! ! !

Hacker: What else do you want?

Xiao Bai: Your post is red in the face. First blush. I'm so happy. You must make me another one.

Hacker: Get down!

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Hacker: Hey, I just did something very interesting.

Xiao Bai: What's this?

Hacker: I posted on the forum. Xiaobai: It's very common.

Hacker: I insist as soon as I see it, and I will call the landlord a pig.

Xiao Bai: Wow, it's so pleasant. I never dared. I'll be burned!

Hacker: Yes, it has been banned.

Xiao Bai: Is this still interesting? !

Hacker: Yes, because I used your ID.

9 reply: a conversation between a computer idiot and a hacker.

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Hacker: I'm here again.

Xiao Bai: Just in time. I have something to ask you.

Hacker: What is it? Don't ask me to help you change the water fee this time!

Xiao Bai: Can you crack the password?

Hacker: Nonsense, I am a hacker. . . . . .

Xiaobai: Help me unlock the Da Vinci code!

Hacker: Go to hell, you idiot. You've watched too many movies. . . . . .

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Xiao Bai: Stop saying that I am Xiao Bai!

Hacker: What? Have you ever drunk melatonin?

Xiao Bai: Well, actually I'm smart. Today I invented a new way to save electricity.

Hacker: Oh, tell me about it.

Xiao Bai: I found the fan in this cabinet useless. It runs too fast and consumes too much electricity. I'm going to tear it down.

Hacker: hoho~ You are a genius. If you pull the switch at home, you will save more electricity! !

Xiao Bai: Yes. . . . . You seem to be laughing at me? !

Hacker: I don't think so, yes!

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Xiao Bai: 555555 I forgot my password again.

Hacker: If you have a bad memory, write the password on paper.

Xiao Bai: It's too long and complicated. One copy will kill people.

Hacker: With your intelligence, why do you want to set such a long password?

Xiao Bai: I think only when it is so complicated that I can't remember it can I stop others from deciphering it.

Hacker: In this way, the only function of your password is to make it difficult for yourself. . . .

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Hacker: The World Cup is about to start, a man's festival!

Xiaobai: Not only men, but also I like them ~ ~

Hacker: You? ! You can read football?

Xiao Bai: Yes, I will get up and watch every World Cup.

Hacker: Ha, great. We can finally speak the same language. Which team do you like?

Xiao Bai: China, of course! !

Hacker: No language. ...