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Is there anything that made you laugh and cry?

I was lost when I was a child, and it still scares me to think about it now.

When I was 11 years old, I went to stay at my uncle’s house in the county town for a few days during the summer vacation. My uncle and aunt had to go to work, so I played at home with my brother and sister. My sister happened to be attending a cram school that day, so I played with my brother and several of his friends. They were all boys, very naughty. I don’t know how, I was having a good time at home, but a few people suddenly asked me to go fishing. There was a fish pond somewhere, and I had to go fishing. My brother couldn’t leave me at home, so he took me with him. He was 15 years old at that time.

We passed two traffic lights and arrived at a river. There were many reeds, and we wore few clothes in summer, which made us feel very nervous. However, a few boys were not afraid and found a place with a stone slab. A few of them started Got fishing. Oh my god, it’s summer, and there are no trees in this place. Even if they play in the sun, they won’t get bored even if they play there, but I’m bored, bored and exposed, and I’m not happy after staying there for more than an hour. , yelling to my brother to go home, he said just wait, we will go back when we catch a big fish. But when will he catch the big fish?

I couldn’t bear it anymore and told him that I was going back. He asked me if I knew the road, and I said yes. After passing two traffic lights, I turned home.

In the end, I followed the way I came and passed two traffic lights. When I turned, something was wrong. I couldn’t see the door of my brother’s community. It was a blurry place. I wasn’t afraid at the time. I think I should stand in a conspicuous place, so that if they look for me, it will be easier to find me. I don’t know why I was so smart at that time, maybe it was instinct. I walked to the second traffic light. It was an intersection with many people going back and forth. I was standing under a traffic light, in a conspicuous position.

Not long after, my brother and aunt saw me when they were passing by this intersection on their bicycles. They asked me if I was okay. I said I was okay and took me back.

I cried as soon as I got in the car. When I got on the bus, I knew I was safe before I knew I was afraid. Silently crying on the back seat of my brother's bicycle, it was so sad.

Later, my brother was severely scolded by my aunt, and he felt aggrieved because it was really not his fault. I had to go home myself, but I still couldn’t stop the adults in the family from getting angry. Because it's really scary. If I can't find it, or if I'm kidnapped by bad guys when I'm in a dilemma, my fate will be completely different.

My grandma came to pick me up at night, and she started crying while holding me. When grandma cried, I cried too. As she cried, grandma laughed, and so did I.

I understand, it is a kind of peace of mind that I am here.

Sorry, I was wrong. I will never wander around again. The family is worried.

Just purple.