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1. The head coaches of China, Japan and South Korea went to heaven together and asked God when their respective football teams would win the World Cup. God said: Korea needs 50 years. The Korean coach burst into tears: I won't see you again. God also said: Japan needs 100 years. The Japanese coach burst into tears: I won't see you again. China Coach quickly asked, What about us? God burst into tears: I'll never see it again.

2. Believer: "Almighty God, how long is 10,000 years for you?" God: "I blinked." Believer: "What about 654.38 billion?" God: "It's just a hair of mine." Believer: "Oh, merciful God, please give me a hair." God: "No problem, I'll give it to you in a blink."

One day, Clinton's wife, Hillary, was taken to see God. She found many watches hanging in God's living room, some walking fast and some walking slowly. So she asked God's servant, "Why does God collect so many watches? And these watches don't go so fast? " The servant of God said, "These watches represent human life. Everyone in the world has a watch. If he has a lot of business, his watch will go fast, but if he has no business, his watch will go slow. " Hillary looked around and said, "Why didn't I see my husband Clinton's watch?" The servant of God said, "Your husband's watch was taken to the office by God as an electric fan!

An old couple born in the same year and the same month lived together for 35 years. Today, they held a grand banquet to celebrate their 60th birthday. During the dinner, God came. God praised the old couple as a real "loving couple" and promised to give each of them a wish. The old lady said excitedly, "We are poor. I just want to have a good look at the world and make a trip around the world. " God waved his hand, and with a bang, a dozen plane tickets fell into the old lady's hand from the air. It's the old man's turn to make a wish. He thought for a moment and said, "I want to marry a woman 30 years younger than me." Here comes God again. Bang! ..... The old man suddenly turned 90.

6. God pinched a person with mud, and from then on there was a human being; There were white people first-because God put clay figurines on the fire and roasted them lightly; Secondly, there are black people-because they are worried that the temperature will not reach the result; Later, when we mastered the best temperature, we became yellow people, so we were God's most successful masterpiece.

7. in XX mental hospital, a mental patient shouted, "I am the dean, and you all have to listen to me!" " The attending physician and nurse said, "Who told you you were the dean?" The patient said, "God told me. Do you want to disobey God's command? " At this moment, another patient jumped up and shouted, "Idiot, when did I tell you?"

8. When the head of the family passed away, please ask the master to read the eulogy. It happened that the master's education level was not high, and he didn't know a few Chinese characters, so he had such a joke. The contents of the eulogy include: unfilial son Pan, unfilial daughter-in-law Chi, unfilial son Sun Pan and unfilial daughter cave. Then the master began to read the eulogy: "unfilial son: Fan Jindou", and the eldest son began to somersault. Master read again: "An unfilial daughter-in-law also has a surname", so he saw the eldest daughter-in-law somersault with her. Master repeated that "Sun Fan was unlucky twice", and the eldest grandson did a somersault. Finally, the master said "the unfilial daughter turned to death", and the eldest daughter turned a somersault. Then, the whole hall saw the whole family doing somersaults. ...

9. Stones fought with rice cakes, and the stones kicked the rice cakes into the sea. ......................................................................................................................................................... is far from home. However, the boy has been waiting for the girl, but the girl misunderstood the date place, which became an eternal regret. The boy was heartbroken ... A few years later, the boy went fishing. Guess what he caught? Rice cake! ! ! /

10. Once upon a time, there was a bird passing through a cornfield every day. Unfortunately, one day the cornfield caught fire and all the corn turned into popcorn. After the bird flew by ... I thought it was snowing, so I froze to death. ...