Quit smoking joke composition

My neighbor Uncle Zhang has been smoking for more than twenty years. As far as I can remember, Uncle Zhang had a cigarette in his hand when he was at work, a cigarette in his mouth when he was cooking, a cigarette when a guest came, and a cigarette when he was alone. I said to him, "Smoking is harmful to health." He said, "Life is like a fairy with a cigarette in her hand." .

No, this evening, Uncle Zhang coughed because of smoking. After a violent cough stopped, Uncle Zhang regretted smoking so much. Uncle Zhang finally decided to quit smoking.

Uncle Zhang stared at the pipe in his hand and couldn't help thinking of several jokes about smoking.

Let's say last Sunday. Uncle Zhang couldn't wait to smoke. He hurried to the grocery store in his slippers and took the money. When he went downstairs, many people laughed when they saw the slippers he was wearing. Uncle Zhang doesn't know what's going on yet, but looking at those slippers, he is also happy. It turns out that the slippers are one big and one small, and they are worn backwards. By this time, he had arrived at the shop, said "Box … China" and handed the money over. At this time, the salesperson spoke: "What do you mean, you cheated me with paper and left." Uncle Zhang saw that it was not money. This is obviously a piece of paper. Well, not all the money for this pair of shoes is caused by his eagerness to smoke.

On that occasion, Uncle Zhang went to a friend's house to be a guest and saw a cigarette on the table of the guest's house. He also picked it up and smoked it. That's great. As soon as he took a sip of bitter and astringent water, he quickly threw away his cigarette and shouted, "What strange cigarette is this? Why is there such a taste? " At this time, the shopkeeper smiled and said to Uncle Zhang, this is not a cigarette, but a child's toy. Uncle Zhang was dumbfounded after listening. Hey, Uncle Zhang made a fool of himself by smoking this time.

Thinking about it, he resolutely threw his pipe downstairs. As soon as he acted, Uncle Zhang went back on his word. Say, finished, that's a good pipe that cost a lot of money, and then quickly went downstairs.

On the way downstairs, he was still biting. If only he could catch the pipe before it fell to the ground. Seeing uncle Zhang's behavior, everyone shook their heads: it seems that this cigarette can't be quit.