The shortest and funniest joke?

1 Tomato A and Tomato B go shopping. Suddenly, a truck rushed out and ran over tomato A. Tomato B pointed to tomato A and laughed: "Ha ha ha!" "

Once upon a time, there was a swordsman. His heart was cold, his sword was cold and his hands were cold, so he froze to death. ...

A sausage in the refrigerator feels very cold. Then I looked at the other one next to me and felt a little comforted. I said, "Look at you, frozen like this, covered in ice!" " "As a result, the root of the tree said," Sorry, I'm a popsicle. "

Two bananas are walking on the road. The banana in front felt very hot, so he took off his pajamas and the banana in the back fell. ...

The teacher played a Beethoven tune. Xiaoming asked Xiaohua, "Do you know what the teacher plays?" Xiaohua replied, "Piano."

One day, Xiao Qiang asked his father, "Dad, am I a stupid child?" Dad said, "Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?"

There is a hide-and-seek club whose leader has not been found yet.

One day, when I was walking, my feet felt sore. I looked down-I stepped on a lemon.

A man caught a squid and the squid said, "Let me go!" " "The man said," I'll test you a few questions. If you get it right, I'll let you go. "Squid said happily," take the exam! ""So the man roasted the squid. ...

10 A: "What is that man doing?" B: "He's shaking." A: "Why is he shaking?" B: "He's cold." A: "Oh, shivering won't be cold." B: "…"

There is a duck named Xiao Huang. One day, when he was crossing the street, he was hit by a car. He shouted, "Gung!" " Since then, it has become a cucumber. ...

12 The teacher asked a classmate how to reduce white pollution. The classmate replied, "Make the lunch box blue."