A sarcastic joke

In order to test the strength of the police in the United States, Hongkong and Chinese mainland, the United Nations put three rabbits in three forests to see who could find them first. Task: Find the rabbit.

In front of the first forest is the American police. They first spent a whole half-day meeting to formulate a battle plan and strictly divide the work, and then sent special forces to quickly enter the forest for a carpet search. As a result, the meeting was delayed, the rabbit ran away and the task failed! ! ! !

Then it's the turn of the Hong Kong police. They sent 100 people and dozens of police cars to line up outside the scene. The leader shouted with his horn, "Rabbit, Rabbit, you are surrounded, come out and surrender ..." Half a day passed, but nothing happened. The Flying Tigers went into the forest and searched again. There was no result and the mission failed! ! ! !

Finally, there are only four policemen in China. They played mahjong for a day first. At dusk, a man walked into the forest with a baton. In less than five minutes, they heard the screams of animals coming from the forest. The policeman in China came out laughing and talking with a cigarette in his mouth, dragging a black and blue bear behind him. The bear was dying and said, "Stop playing, I'm a rabbit ..."

He is an orphan with little education, but he is strong. When he was young, he always mixed clubs and was the boss of the underworld. Later, he was sentenced to reeducation through labor for many years. After he got out of prison, he joined the revolution. He was just used by the organization. He was sent to preside over the anti-vice and anti-gang work, smashed several prostitution gangs and arrested countless evil leaders. It turned out that these gangsters were relatives of the leaders. He was desperate and bought a plane ticket to the west. This is the Monkey King.