Let’s tell a joke~

1. The teacher asked the students: Who has never died since ancient times? Please answer the next sentence. Student answer: Since ancient times, there is no one who has shit, and there is no one who does not use paper for defecation. The teacher was very angry and told the students to stand as punishment.

The next year, the teacher asked the students the same question again. At this time the students become smarter. He answered: Since ancient times, there is no one who has shit, and there is no one who does not use paper for defecation. If you don't use toilet paper

unless you use your fingers. The teacher was very angry and even asked students to stand

for punishment

! At this time, the teacher saw snow falling outside the window, and said regretfully: It snows in the sky but does not rain. When the snow falls on the ground, it turns into rain. It's so troublesome when it turns into rain. Why didn't it rain in the first place? The student replied to the teacher again: The teacher doesn’t eat shit when he eats, because the food turns into shit in his stomach. It was so troublesome to turn into shit, why didn't you eat shit in the first place? Just like that, the teacher fainted on the spot! Haha... 2. The geography teacher asked: Where does the river flow? A student suddenly stood up and sang:

The river flows eastward

Ah! The teacher ignored him and continued: How many stars are there in the sky? The student sang again: The stars in the sky are in the Big Dipper! The teacher was furious: Get out of here! Student: Let’s go if we say so! The teacher was helpless: Are you sick? Student: You have it, I have it all! Teacher: Try singing another sentence! Student: I will roar when I see injustice on the road! Teacher: Do you believe that I am playing for you? Student:

Take action when it’s time to take action

Ah! The teacher was angry: I will make you drop out of school! Student: Rushing across Jiuzhou like a storm! Ha ha. . . Forward it to your friends. Smile more and worry less.