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Who has jokes and humor about stars?
Problem description:
Once upon a time, there was a mountain called Zhao Benshan. There is a little flag called Richie Jen.
Analysis:
1. A pig ran out. (making stars)
-Wang Leehom (Boom! )
Then You Zhu ran out. (Hit another star)
-Han Hong (or boom! )
2. One day, Zhuge Liang, Cao Cao, Liu Bei and Zhang Fei were sitting on the plane. The plane is about to crash, but there are only three umbrella bags.
Zhuge Liang: I'll give you a question and you answer it. The person who answers will get an umbrella bag. Question 1, who was the former president of the United States?
Liu Bei: Clinton.
Zhuge Liang; Correct. You can take an umbrella with you. Question 2: Who is the current president of the United States?
Zhang Fei: Bush.
Zhuge Liang; Correct. You can take an umbrella with you. Question 3: Who will be the president of the United States in 3:30 10/0?
Cao Cao: What?
Zhuge Liang; 30 10 who will be the president of the United States?
Cao Cao: This. . .
Zhuge Liang; You can't answer, so the umbrella bag is mine. 886!
The next day, Zhuge Liang, Cao Cao, Liu Bei and Zhang Fei were sitting on the plane, and the plane was about to crash.
Zhuge Liang: I'll give you a question and you answer it. The person who answers will get an umbrella bag.
Cao Cao: I know you are going to make things difficult for me again. Men can be killed, but not humiliated. I'm leaving first!
Then Cao Cao jumped off the plane.
Zhuge Liang shouted at the back: Grass, don't get excited! There are four umbrella bags this time!
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