Does anyone have some funny jokes to share?

1. Chief: Hello, comrades! Soldier: Hello, chief! The commander patted a soldier on the chest and said: How well these muscles have been trained! Soldier: Report to the commander, I am a female soldier!

2. A farmer asked a veterinarian to breed pigs. The veterinarian said: It seems that artificial breeding is needed. The farmer hesitated for a long time, then plucked up the courage and said, "Okay, okay, I'm just afraid it will bite me."

3. Someone farted on the bus. A charming woman spat, "Bah - bah - bah -". A man asked: Why, you vomited the shell after eating farts? !

4. One day, 0 and 8 met on the street. 0 looked at 8 with disdain and said: If you are fat, you are just fat, why should you wear a belt?

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A sister-in-law saw a man who was about to get off the bus drop a pack of cigarettes on the pedal, so she quickly said to the man: Comrade, you dropped your cigarette! The man was furious: You just castrated me!

6. A woman from a village came to the city for the first time. She wanted to go to the toilet, but she had not seen her for a long time. She had no choice but to ask the police for help: Comrade, there is a public toilet in front. Where is the maternal toilet?

7. New students on campus: students who repeat a grade are called "foreign students", students whose families have money are called "rich students", and students who fall asleep in class are called "extremely poor students".

9. The thief stole a chicken and plucked its feathers by the river. When the police passed by, the thief threw the chicken into the river and explained to the police: This chicken was swimming, and I helped it look at its clothes.