Jokes about pandas

1 On the giant panda’s birthday, after blowing out the birthday candles, friends asked it what it wished for. The giant panda replied

: "I have two biggest wishes in my life. One is to cure my dark circles, and the other

is that I hope You can also take a color photo."

2 One day, the Martian panda was walking on the street and met the fox. The fox stretched out his hand and gave him a big mouth, "I told you not to wear a hat! ”

The panda went home depressed and got a hat to wear.

The next day I met the fox again, and got another big slap in the face, "I told you to wear a hat."

This happened several times, and he always got beaten. The panda thought: It’s okay to be beaten all the time. No, I have to complain to the tiger.

As soon as I arrived at the door of Tiger's house, I heard Tiger talking in the house: "You can't hit the panda so unreasonably all the time. If the panda comes to complain to me later, I can't protect you. At least we have to live up to our reputation. Let me teach you a trick - next time you see a panda, tell him: Get me some laundry supplies, and hit him if he brings you some soap. Dun, say what I want is washing powder. If he brings washing powder, you also say that I want soap. Otherwise, you can tell him: Go and find a woman for me. I'll find a fat guy for you, and you'll beat him and say I want a thin one. I'll find a thin guy for you, and you'll beat him too, and say I want a fat one. If that doesn't end the knot, you can beat him, too. It can be justified in terms of face."

When the panda heard this, he thought: OK, let's stop complaining and go home.

The next day, the panda bumped into the fox again on the street. The fox shouted: "Go, find me some laundry."

The panda didn't panic. : "Do you want washing powder or soap?"

When the fox heard this, he thought to himself: "Well? I have a hand." Then he said: "Go and find me a woman."

The panda remained calm: "Do you want to be fat or thin?"

When the fox heard this, he became furious, stretched out his hand and gave the panda a big mouth: "Let you "Don't wear a hat."

Haha, should such a stupid Martian panda be beaten? When I see an idiot, I get angry and want to hit him. When I see a Martian panda in the game, I will be ruthless and ruthless. Fight, good RP will bring big rewards~~~~~~~~~

3

The panda man wants to rape the panda girl, but the panda girl fights hard and refuses to obey. After the failure, Panda Man said angrily: "We are all going extinct~~~!"