It's best to tell a few jokes briefly.

1. I heard that there are many thieves in the commercial street. I decided to look around for a few days, but I didn't steal anything from me. Finally one day, I found a thief. I followed him for a long time and got up the courage to ask him, buddy, why didn't you steal from me? His mother's words made me angry. He said, boss, I always thought we were colleagues. You are so fucking dirty.

2. I went to see a fortune teller with my friends today. The master looked at his face first, then poured a glass of water. A friend asked, "Master, am I short of water for five elements?" The master nodded, then looked at me and took out a pack of Jin Chuang medicine. I asked, "I am LMNT?" The master shook his head and asked, "What does Jin Chuang Medicine do?" "Treating injuries (IQ)."

The guard of honor at the funeral home is crazy now. . You give them some money, and the corpse will enter a new era. . If you don't charge money, you can go home to watch the performance at any time. . . .

4. Q: There is always poop splashing on PP when squatting in the toilet. What should I do?

God replied: Hello, you can try to pull the poop out of your hand and then gently put it in the toilet.

One day, Tang Priest and his disciples came to a place where the Monkey King went to pick peaches. No sooner had he left than the Tang Priest and Pig Bajie were caught in a spider hole by a spider spirit, who wanted to stew the Tang Priest. Pig Bajie was puzzled by the beauty of Spider Spirit and failed to save Tang Priest.

At this time, the Monkey King came back from picking peaches, and the Tang Priest quickly shouted: Wukong! Kill that spider (pig) quickly!

Hearing this, the Monkey King waved a golden hoop and killed Pig Bajie.